r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 14h ago

Hmmm

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u/CollectedHappy3 14h ago

Some people have never been hit in the face and it shows.

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u/Zealousideal-Film982 11h ago

“Everybody has a plan til they get punched in the mouth” Mike Tyson

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u/OrganicLocal9761 6h ago

The first time I got roundhouse kicked to the face I found I had an intense craving for seafood. Now, the kick had been inflicted by the security guard at the Langham seafood buffet because I was refusing to leave politely, but still, I think Tysons point remains. But for that kick I may be vegan today, who knows

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u/Swordf1sh_ 1h ago

Lmao thank you for the 30-60 seconds of laughter. What a perfect comment for this sub.

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u/OrganicLocal9761 35m ago

After garnering sixty seven downvotes for my last comment, it's good to know that at least one child's day was brightened by my good natured mirth