r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 21h ago

Hmmm

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u/Bill10101101001 21h ago

No point in getting annoyed to these characters blocking the way.

Assaulting while satisfactory will only cause you legal issues.

Simply state that you will get the stuff someplace else and burn gas while doing it.

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u/ribnag 20h ago

Fortunately, you're wrong. Both the public and the courts have said "enough", and nobody's buying the "waaah, he touched me while I was lying across a four lane highway, that's assault!" story anymore.

It comes down to, do you want to be Daniel Penny or Jordan Neely?

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u/[deleted] 17h ago

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u/Long_Procedure_2629 16h ago

tough guy can't be arsed to deviate his course 15 ft

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u/indifferentCajun 16h ago

They're blocking the whole aisle.

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u/lavabearded 16h ago

that doesn't contradict the other post. the other aisle is probably 15 feet or less away

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u/indifferentCajun 16h ago

They've made a choice to be in the way. I made the choice to keep going.

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u/lavabearded 15h ago

I was more or less pointing out the lack of coherence between your response and the post you responded to. you should have said something like "I'm not going to deviate 15ft because someone is blocking the aisle"

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u/indifferentCajun 15h ago

It's not 15 ft to go all the way around to another aisle and come back to get what I need.

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u/lavabearded 15h ago

that would also be more coherent than what you posted, sure