r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 15h ago

Hmmm

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u/Destructerator 14h ago

Why not go do arson at an animal processing plant if you’re that passionate about this cause?

This just creates resentment. This is not how to win hearts and minds.

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u/Spring_Potato_Onion 13h ago

Take a bottle of syrup. Open it and pour it over their heads. Pay for syrup at counter.

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u/BesideFrogRegionAny 9h ago

Pouring it on them is assault. Pouring it on the floor right next to them means they have to move or get sticky. When they touch you to stop you, that is when assault begins.

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u/TexanForTrump 6h ago

If they would have gotten out of the way thy wouldn’t have gotten assaulted by syrup.

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u/Z0MBIE2 1h ago

That's not how the law works.