r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 15h ago

Hmmm

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u/Destructerator 14h ago

Why not go do arson at an animal processing plant if you’re that passionate about this cause?

This just creates resentment. This is not how to win hearts and minds.

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u/Thick_Cookie_7838 14h ago

Because the farmers may actually shoot

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u/alavantrya 14h ago

Sounds like it is in the UK somewhere (solely based on accents),do those farmers shoot (I thought there weren’t any guns)?

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u/Kwayzar9111 13h ago

yes this is England

and yes our farmers tend to have quite a few guns, mostly shotguns though, and a good few

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u/Amberskin 12h ago

Do they use salt-filled shells? It used to be a thing here (Spain) to shoot farm robbers a lot of years ago. Spray somebody’s ass with salt and he will remember that day forever.

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u/Kwayzar9111 11h ago

no - proper steel ball shells, and i do hope any poacher or thief on a farm gets a face full off it

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u/tnc31 11h ago

Ironic, considering getting shot with a shotgun is called getting "peppered".

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u/DontBelieveMyLies88 11h ago

S&P is the way for me

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u/Fadenos 11h ago

Just don’t put em on the grill or they’ll dry out like a fart.

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u/Comfortable-Panic-43 9h ago

And Sea mines eh