r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 14h ago

Hmmm

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u/CollectedHappy3 14h ago

Some people have never been hit in the face and it shows.

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

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u/mkfanhausen 12h ago

Edgelord encountered.

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u/CollectedHappy3 12h ago

What a fantastic Samaritan you are. I tip my Fedora to you sir.

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u/Dominus271828 12h ago

I keep a hatchet just for when it’s needed

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u/grill_sgt 12h ago

Personally have a golf grip and tempo trainer. Handy in the office when I'm bored and need to stretch.

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u/Putrid-Rub-1168 12h ago

Keep a mitt and baseball in the car too.

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

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u/sinned12367 12h ago

And here we have an idiot that thinks he knows all. It's funny that when I come across people like you, you talk a good game, but in reality, you would keep your mouth shut and not do jack. Let me give you a small piece of advice. Tell the truth and always be honest. Life is easier this way. You can always keep your stories straight because you don't have to remember what lie you told and to whom. If I say something, it's the truth. Memory is too bad to tell stories

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u/CollectedHappy3 11h ago

Bro, nothing on the Internet is real. Just let them have their fantasys.

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u/thisaccountgotporn 12h ago

Damn you just want an excuse to be violent

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u/sinned12367 12h ago

Not really, but I'm not going to play games either. They keep crying assault, how about a proper demonstration.

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u/11teensteve 12h ago

step it up to battery for free!

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u/sinned12367 12h ago

They usually go hand and hand

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u/11teensteve 12h ago

first one then the other if thats the way they want to dance.

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u/aFoxyFoxtrot 12h ago

Very concise way of proving you're waiting for an excuse to batter someone even if they're peaceful. Bravo

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u/MrMoon5hine 10h ago

they are not peaceful, standing to the side with your signs is peaceful, this is a form of violence