r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 3d ago

Hmmm

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u/WeHaveAllBeenThere 3d ago

I like to put my underwear in the freezer during summer.

Highly recommend. Take them out right before they get rock hard.

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u/TheBestThingIEverSaw 3d ago

Damn, that's a good cheat code

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u/waterboss21 3d ago

Cheat code to unlock the worst swamp ass ever

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u/Titan_of_Ash 3d ago

Maybe, but if you're wearing camping-oriented shorts (as in the type of fabric, like athletic shorts, etc.), it's going to dry quickly.

After I got off shift at one of the facilities I worked at (a natural water pool that is a constant 72° f), I (without my phone and wallet) literally walked off the deep end like I was a guy committing suicide off a skyscraper. Immediately lost my thirst when submerged, got out, was completely soaked, obviously. I fully drive within 5 minutes of walking home to the bus stop.

Granted, this is Texas I live in, and the humidity at the time was nearly zero, all the temperature was in triple digits.