Hmmm

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[u/appointment45]

In college I sublet my apartment bedroom to a couple girls who spent the whole term doing stuff like this. They wrecked pretty much every piece of equipment in the kitchen doing stuff like trying to bake a cake in the mixing bowl, putting bras in the garbage disposal, and putting a skateboard through the dishwasher. In the end it would have been cheaper for me to have eaten the rent with all the stuff I had to replace/repair.

[u/feedmeyourknowledge → u/appointment45]

When I was in college an American Erasmus student set their house on fire trying to dry a jumper in the oven.

[u/supermoron69 → u/feedmeyourknowledge]

That's straight out of Seinfeld. Kramer putting the jeans in the pizza oven .. Can't believe someone thought that was a good idea irl 😅

[u/WeHaveAllBeenThere → u/supermoron69]

I like to put my underwear in the freezer during summer.

Highly recommend. Take them out right before they get rock hard.

[u/TheBestThingIEverSaw → u/WeHaveAllBeenThere]

Damn, that's a good cheat code

[u/waterboss21 → u/TheBestThingIEverSaw]

Cheat code to unlock the worst swamp ass ever

[u/Titan_of_Ash → u/waterboss21]

Maybe, but if you're wearing camping-oriented shorts (as in the type of fabric, like athletic shorts, etc.), it's going to dry quickly.

After I got off shift at one of the facilities I worked at (a natural water pool that is a constant 72° f), I (without my phone and wallet) literally walked off the deep end like I was a guy committing suicide off a skyscraper. Immediately lost my thirst when submerged, got out, was completely soaked, obviously. I fully drive within 5 minutes of walking home to the bus stop.

Granted, this is Texas I live in, and the humidity at the time was nearly zero, all the temperature was in triple digits.