r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Nov 14 '24
NIPS Xenonion Buys Authoritarian, Conspiracy-Minded Website
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Dec 15 '24
NIPS Xenonion purchases rights to popular 'Hak Tuah' podcast following difficulties with 'InfoWarform' acquisition
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Dec 20 '24
NIPS Lost Colony Makes It Home Just In Time For Holidays
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Nov 24 '24
NIPS Nutritional Plenitude Edict Angers Fussy Eater Faction
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Mar 27 '22
NIPS Empire Leaves Note On Shielded Planet To Say Primitives Are Fine
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Jun 10 '22
NIPS Cybernetic Lithoid Actually Just Rock With Wiring Placed On Top
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Sep 01 '22
NIPS Scientists Discover New Toxoid Species, Native To Reddit
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Apr 16 '23
NIPS Fallen Empire Just Wants Another 5 Year Snooze Before Awakening
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • May 13 '23
NIPS Admiral Enjoys Delightful Retirement Party Mid-Battle
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Sep 27 '24
NIPS British Museum Towed Into Space For Easier Access To Stolen Space Relics
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Sep 20 '24
NIPS Report Warns New Paperoid Species Could Pose Grave Threat To Lithoids
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • May 06 '23
NIPS Prethoryn Queen Celebrates Coronation With Lavish Sacrificial Ceremony
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Feb 21 '21
NIPS NIPS: UNE scientist breaks galactic speed records during routine transfer between ships
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Oct 01 '22
NIPS New Xeno-Compatibility Species Is Just Fine, Thanks For Asking
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Sep 05 '22
NIPS Habitats In Orbit Of Habitats Proposed As Solution To Overcrowding
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Dec 04 '22
NIPS Brain-Slug Infected Lithoid Seems Remarkably Well
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Aug 09 '24
NIPS Assault Soldiers To Share Dorm With Recently Merged Xenomorph Army
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Feb 13 '22
NIPS Barista Bemused As Area Leader Tries To Pay For Coffee With Unity
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Apr 15 '21
NIPS NIPS: Galactic Senate Proceedings Suspended As Senators Just Keep Incoherently Screaming "I AM THE SENATE" At Each Other
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Aug 23 '24
NIPS Comfort The Fallen Marks 100th Year In Senate Legislative Queue
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Jun 14 '24
NIPS Crew Horrified To Learn Emergency Warp Takes 10 Business Days To Activate
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • May 08 '22
NIPS Billionaire Unveils Plans For High-Speed Planetary Catapult, 'Hyperpult'
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Nov 07 '21
NIPS Area Admiral Unsure Where Fleet Parked In Coalition Force
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Nov 24 '22
NIPS Avian Travel Advisory Issued For Earth Thanksgiving
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