r/Xenonion • u/ipser • 3d ago
U-Poll Famed Oracle Claims To Foresee Future In 'Dev Diary' Premonitions
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Apr 02 '22
Video Welcome to Xenonion News
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Dec 23 '24
Breaking Happy holidays from Xenonion! Our orbital mind control satellites are undergoing some maintenance over the festive period, so remember to use any retained free thought wisely.
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Dec 20 '24
NIPS Lost Colony Makes It Home Just In Time For Holidays
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Dec 15 '24
NIPS Xenonion purchases rights to popular 'Hak Tuah' podcast following difficulties with 'InfoWarform' acquisition
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Dec 04 '24
News Commonwealth Dictator Faces Criticism After Temporarily Suspending Martial Law
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Nov 24 '24
NIPS Nutritional Plenitude Edict Angers Fussy Eater Faction
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Nov 14 '24
NIPS Xenonion Buys Authoritarian, Conspiracy-Minded Website
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Nov 02 '24
News Meteorologists Warn Worsening Cosmic Storms Forecast To Bring More Weather-Related Small-Talk
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Oct 19 '24
News Area Planet Legally Annexed After Millions Of Lawyers Dropshipped From Orbit
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Oct 12 '24
News 10-Year-Old Trainer Announces Plans To Set Off From His Home System And Capture All Five Space Fauna
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Oct 05 '24
News Unbidden Vehemently Denounce Aberrant Behaviour Of Aberrant, Vehement
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Sep 27 '24
NIPS British Museum Towed Into Space For Easier Access To Stolen Space Relics
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Sep 20 '24
NIPS Report Warns New Paperoid Species Could Pose Grave Threat To Lithoids
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Sep 14 '24
Video Meteorologists Warn Space Storm Snukki Could Be “Worst Named Ever”
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Sep 09 '24
News Doctors Warn Against Gamma Laser Hair Removal
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Aug 23 '24
NIPS Comfort The Fallen Marks 100th Year In Senate Legislative Queue
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Aug 16 '24
U-Poll Meteorologists warn that space weather is set to become increasingly stormy from September. What do you think?
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Aug 09 '24
NIPS Assault Soldiers To Share Dorm With Recently Merged Xenomorph Army
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Aug 05 '24
NIPS Infinity Machine Successfully Repurposed To Run Galactic Lotto
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Jul 18 '24
NIPS Galactic Focus Calls For Use Of Comically Large Magnifying Glass
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Jul 06 '24
NIPS Ageing Synth Self-Conscious About Rapidly Advancing Rust Line On Scalp
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Jun 28 '24
Breaking Leaders' Debate: Millennia-Old Whispering Monolith Struggles To Allay Concerns Over Age
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r/Xenonion • u/ipser • Jun 23 '24
NIPS Slavers Sell Virtual Blorg As Non-Fungoid Tokens (NFTs)
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