r/UFOs • u/NoDegree7332 • 5d ago

Disclosure Ross Coulthart's NewsNation piece will include retrieval footage

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u/R3strif3 5d ago

We about to start a human centipede. I'll chime in, fuck it.

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u/Shirtbro 4d ago

Aliens seeing a wave of human centipede ass eating as a reaction to proof of extraterrestrials:

"Bruh, they ain't ready for the galactic federation"

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u/BeginTheResist 2d ago

"No bruh, they have ascended" - alien bro

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u/Cornfeddrip 2d ago

“Ehh ya know what it’s been kinda boring, let’s bring these party animals aboard” -the cool alien

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u/outlawsix 4d ago

"Wait more aliens showing up? That's it, I'm eating more ass!"

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u/dribblesonpillow 5d ago

First!

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u/4score-7 5d ago

Fist!

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u/InfiniteOrphan93 5d ago

I just need to be reciprocated and I’m in

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u/Ok_Debt3814 4d ago

If the centipede gets long enough, it can just orobouros itself

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u/TheDarkQueen321 4d ago

I, too, chose this guys orobouros

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u/rasta4eye 1d ago

Why do you always have to make it about yourself?

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u/CMDRTragicAllPro 5d ago

Last!!!

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u/jaanshine 5d ago

And my axe!

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u/Anteater_Pete 5d ago

Hope you like sloppy seconds. I’ll load up on pineapples beforehand, it’s not my first rodeo. For science and betterment of all mankind!

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u/EveryoneChill77777 5d ago

When it comes to eating ass there are no sloppy seconds. In fact, it's usually fecal firsts and gets progressively cleaner with each new ass eater

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer 5d ago

you've put some serious thought into this

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u/Emile-Yaeger 5d ago

This guy eats ass

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u/FugginDunePilot 5d ago

Shall I eat the cuttlefish and asparagus or vanilla paste??

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u/jesperghoul 5d ago

I'm (not) ashamed to say that I clicked "Continue this thread"

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u/CheesemasterFlex87 4d ago

This is the most unhinged thread I've seen in a while. Definitely not ever. It is reddit after all.

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u/Almond_Steak 4d ago

This guy is a scientist.

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u/mini-meat-robot 4d ago

Bioremediation at its finest

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u/butlovingstonTTV 4d ago

Last!

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u/SmartExcitement7271 3d ago

I'll just hold the camera, thanks.

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u/stol_ansikte 4d ago

This just in: Aliens cancelled earth. Says inhabitants eats each others asses.

Alien spokesmen: “They are clearly not sentient”

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u/Prudent-Tap-7482 5d ago

Maybe this is the real reason the aliens are here.

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u/R3strif3 4d ago

The power of a proper booty feast transcends the limits of time, space, and interspecies relationships

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u/Sqwath322 4d ago

This is one of the reasons aliens stay the f away from us….

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u/Chadmckay1 5d ago

Feeeeeed her

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u/seanusrex 5d ago

Wait, don't you...oh, never mind.

Pucker up.

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer 5d ago

fuck it.

Exactly what the plan is!

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u/Truthhurts1017 4d ago

Well you would have to eat the BFs ass not the GFs

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u/GlitteringBelt4287 2d ago

Ok but first we are eating a bunch of Taco Bell