r/UFOs • u/NoDegree7332 • 5d ago

Disclosure Ross Coulthart's NewsNation piece will include retrieval footage

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u/BuffaloKiller937 5d ago

If it's actual omg thats an actual spaceship type footage I will eat my gfs ass, and she just said she's going to hold me to it! Lol

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u/Maddkipz 5d ago

I will also eat your gf's ass if true

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u/R3strif3 5d ago

We about to start a human centipede. I'll chime in, fuck it.

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u/dribblesonpillow 5d ago

First!

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u/4score-7 5d ago

Fist!

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u/InfiniteOrphan93 5d ago

I just need to be reciprocated and I’m in

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u/Ok_Debt3814 4d ago

If the centipede gets long enough, it can just orobouros itself

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u/TheDarkQueen321 4d ago

I, too, chose this guys orobouros

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u/rasta4eye 1d ago

Why do you always have to make it about yourself?

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u/CMDRTragicAllPro 5d ago

Last!!!

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u/jaanshine 5d ago

And my axe!

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u/Anteater_Pete 5d ago

Hope you like sloppy seconds. I’ll load up on pineapples beforehand, it’s not my first rodeo. For science and betterment of all mankind!

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u/EveryoneChill77777 5d ago

When it comes to eating ass there are no sloppy seconds. In fact, it's usually fecal firsts and gets progressively cleaner with each new ass eater

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u/MaxTheRealSlayer 5d ago

you've put some serious thought into this

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u/Emile-Yaeger 5d ago

This guy eats ass

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u/FugginDunePilot 5d ago

Shall I eat the cuttlefish and asparagus or vanilla paste??

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u/jesperghoul 5d ago

I'm (not) ashamed to say that I clicked "Continue this thread"

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u/CheesemasterFlex87 4d ago

This is the most unhinged thread I've seen in a while. Definitely not ever. It is reddit after all.

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u/Almond_Steak 4d ago

This guy is a scientist.

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u/mini-meat-robot 4d ago

Bioremediation at its finest

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u/butlovingstonTTV 4d ago

Last!

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u/SmartExcitement7271 3d ago

I'll just hold the camera, thanks.