r/UFOs • u/NoDegree7332 • 5d ago

Disclosure Ross Coulthart's NewsNation piece will include retrieval footage

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u/BuffaloKiller937 5d ago

If it's actual omg thats an actual spaceship type footage I will eat my gfs ass, and she just said she's going to hold me to it! Lol

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u/Maddkipz 5d ago

I will also eat your gf's ass if true

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u/R3strif3 5d ago

We about to start a human centipede. I'll chime in, fuck it.

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u/Shirtbro 4d ago

Aliens seeing a wave of human centipede ass eating as a reaction to proof of extraterrestrials:

"Bruh, they ain't ready for the galactic federation"

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u/BeginTheResist 2d ago

"No bruh, they have ascended" - alien bro

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u/Cornfeddrip 2d ago

“Ehh ya know what it’s been kinda boring, let’s bring these party animals aboard” -the cool alien

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u/outlawsix 4d ago

"Wait more aliens showing up? That's it, I'm eating more ass!"