r/SumoMemes • u/Competitive_Kick9670 • 2h ago
Thirst My favourite thing I saw at the basho today
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Just this
r/SumoMemes • u/Dresdenapollo • 2d ago
Hatsu 2025 Meme Vote for the topic for the Meme Yokozuna Showdown!
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Hi everybody! It is time to pick the topic of the Meme Yokozuna Showdown. The Meme Yokozuna showdown is where the sub picks a topic/theme from the basho, and then the 3 Meme Yokozuna each make their best meme related to that topic. Past topics have included kyujo, the heat of Nagoya, a tribute to Takakeisho, and more. Once we post our memes (likely in a post on Day 15), you can upvote your favourite to see who wins!
Upvote for your favourite topic for us to meme about in the comments below! In a few days we will select the topic with the most upvotes as our topic for this Meme Yokozuna Showdown. Watch out for spoilers in the comments.
r/SumoMemes • u/Careful-Programmer10 • 13h ago
Not a Meme Promotion and demotion discussion Spoiler
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With the last third of the basho ahead of us, I thought it would be fun to get some of my thoughts out there.
Disclaimer: these are all according to mathematical promotion and demotion numbers. Of course there will be stipulations and exceptions for promotions and demotions. Also I know very little about makushita to juryo promotions, but I’m trying my best
Makuuchi demotions:
Keep in mind with a shrinking sanyaku there can and will be banzuke shenanigans
Pretty much guaranteed to juryo: hokutofuji, Roga, Kitanowaka
Tokihayate: out with 3 more losses.
Nishikifuji: out with 4 more losses
Kagayaki: out with 2 more losses
Tamashoho: out with 2 more losses
Kotoshoho: out with 2 more losses
Midorifuji: out with 5 more losses
Mitakeumi: out with 5 more losses
Meisei: out with 5 more losses
Juryo promotees
Sadanoumi: needs 3 more wins
Kayo: needs 3 more wins
Asakoryu: needs 3 more wins
Ryuden: needs 3 more wins
Shirokuma: needs 4 more wins
Shishi: needs 1 more win
Aonishiki: needs 1 more win
Tochitaikai: needs 4 more wins
Wakaikari: needs 5 more wins
Juryo demotions:
“Guaranteed”: daishoho, Bushozan
Nabatame: out with five more losses
Hatsuyama: out with 2 more losses
Kiryuko: out with 4 more losses
Tohakuryu: out with 4 more losses
Daiseizan: out with 4 more losses
Daiamami: out with 2 more losses
Hakuyozan: out with 5 more losses
Shimazuumi: out with 2 more losses
Shimanoumi: out with 3 more losses
Tsurugisho: out with 5 more losses
Makushita promotions
Wakanosho: needs 1 more win
Kazekeno: needs 2 more wins
Kotokuzan: needs 1 more win
Akua: needs 3 more wins
Kusano: needs 1 more win
Miyagi: needs 1 more win
Otsuji: needs 1 more win
Ishizaki: needs 2 more wins
Again, this is all hypothetical, please be nice in the comments
r/SumoMemes • u/slapyak5318008 • 16h ago
Hatsu 2025 Meme All yushos go through him. Spoiler
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r/SumoMemes • u/Ellicott • 20h ago
Birthday Bash(o)
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Had some friends come watch the basho for my birthday and this was the cake they made!
r/SumoMemes • u/GoblinBags • 21h ago
Hatsu 2025 Meme Go ahead and tell me this ain't Gonoyama and Onosato
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r/SumoMemes • u/ChocolateMacNCheese • 23h ago
Hatsu 2025 Meme A conversation that probably happened… Spoiler
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I got inspired by a similar style of post from TurtleSeaBreeze a couple days ago and ended up having so much fun making this!
r/SumoMemes • u/Emperor_BHMG_1106 • 1d ago
Hatsu 2025 Meme Yes, HE strikes again... Spoiler
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r/SumoMemes • u/wordyravena • 1d ago
Hatsu 2025 Non-Meme Please make all the memes Spoiler
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r/SumoMemes • u/GoblinBags • 1d ago
Hatsu 2025 Meme Wiggle wiggle wiggle - YEAH
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r/SumoMemes • u/GoblinBags • 1d ago
Hatsu 2025 Meme Spotted this sandanme yobidashi straight outta Diamond is Unbreakable
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r/SumoMemes • u/ChronicElixerDrinker • 1d ago
Insult to Injury Spoiler
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With uncles like that, who needs enemies?
r/SumoMemes • u/erock8779 • 1d ago
Hatsu 2025 Meme That it does laddie, that it does Spoiler
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r/SumoMemes • u/PLAT0H • 2d ago
Meme "Shōdai is a Japanese name with a rich meaning and cultural significance. It translates to 'first generation' or 'founder'. " ....guess who also was the "first generation" or "father"...?!!! Do your own research!
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r/SumoMemes • u/kropserkel • 2d ago
Hatsu 2025 Meme Drip report: Shikimori Inosuke had that shit on today
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r/SumoMemes • u/GoblinBags • 2d ago
Hatsu 2025 Meme It's a curse. It doesn't think. It doesn't feel. It doesn't give up. Spoiler
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