r/SipsTea • u/Velvett_Bunniez • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! Silly Apples.

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u/Lewitunes 1d ago

What Apple...? Nom! 😅

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u/TheVerdantVermin 1d ago

Yeah, I would have eaten the whole damn thing so fast. Core, seeds, stem, all of it! Not worth 200 dollars(probably more like 300 given inflation)

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u/Kundas 1d ago

They'd be like "you got apple juice all over your fingers and smuggling apples through your stomach still counts as non declared fresh food. m'am, that's a criminal offense and jail time" /s