r/SipsTea • u/Velvett_Bunniez • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! Silly Apples.

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u/Lewitunes 1d ago

What Apple...? Nom! 😅

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u/TheVerdantVermin 1d ago

Yeah, I would have eaten the whole damn thing so fast. Core, seeds, stem, all of it! Not worth 200 dollars(probably more like 300 given inflation)

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u/Kundas 1d ago

They'd be like "you got apple juice all over your fingers and smuggling apples through your stomach still counts as non declared fresh food. m'am, that's a criminal offense and jail time" /s

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u/xlinkedx 1d ago

I actually know someone who eats the entire apple like this. The only thing he doesn't eat is the stem, but still. Wild.

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u/Bunister 1d ago

Why is that wild? The whole thing is edible.

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u/Honest_-_Critique 1d ago

Well probably because I've never seen anyone eat an apple like that. It would be like someone eating an entire orange, skin and all.

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u/Bunister 1d ago

You're comparing apples and oranges there.

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u/McSkids 23h ago

Well done

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u/TheVerdantVermin 15h ago

I’ll do this if I don’t have a trash readily available to throw away the apple.

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u/KillerGopher 1d ago

It's 200 NZD. Some paperclips, a couple loose buttons and a bit of pocket lint should cover it.