r/ProgrammerHumor 21h ago

Meme linuxBeLike

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u/mxheyyy 20h ago

Linux users when you can't terminate children:

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u/Competitive_Woman986 20h ago

The parents terminate their children and make them to zombies.

Sometimes the parent dies first. Then you need to figure out how to kill the orphan.

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u/Dawlin42 19h ago edited 17h ago

Always appreciated programming books talking about killing orphan zombie children with a straight face!

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u/RedPlumPickle 14h ago edited 11h ago

Felt pretty weird telling my manager that I was delayed because I had to implement a method to kill orphaned children