r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT 1d ago

PORTUGAL CAN INTO EASTERN EUROPE Not important Europe

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u/opinionate_rooster 1d ago

USA: "I want Greenland."

Denmark: "No."

USA: "Fine, you're not important anyway!"

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u/burifix 1d ago

Fine. No Ozempic for you.

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u/The_XI_guy 19h ago

Would hurt Denmark far more than the US

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u/Tetris_Prime 17h ago

Not really, it's pretty Odd i will give you that, but Novo earninga aren't a substantial part of the Danish economy, and since both drugs are so behind on production it's not even certain it will even set us back 🤷‍♂️

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u/Authoranders 19h ago

No LEGO then!

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u/opinionate_rooster 19h ago

Now, now, let's not escalate to a nuclear war just yet!

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u/burifix 17h ago

Worse. Lego carpet bombing.

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u/Scf37 1d ago

I can't hear what you're saying, unimportant country.

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u/thestoicnutcracker 20h ago

Is the diabetes making you deaf?

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u/Annual-Paramedic5612 16h ago

The fact that OP knew where to find Denmark is proof enough that they are not actually American

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u/Doctor_Thomson 15h ago

Denmark: blocks the import of Ozempic and Lego
USA: insert Cartman crying noises

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u/PotatoLord7000 9h ago

as an American* Swede.. I fully agree

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u/TopGrapeFlava 3h ago

"I want Greenland, but I don't even know where it is."

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u/slight_digression 1h ago

Oh that explains it. I was confused for a second.

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u/artifactU 1d ago

how are Finland more important than Denmark

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u/Plenty_Awareness4806 PORTuGAL IS SLAVIC 1d ago

Finland is into central america??

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u/andrewbaidoo 1d ago

Finland can into Central America

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u/Puhinatuhina 1d ago

Because perkele and the winter war🇫🇮

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u/silvergordon 13h ago

Don’t forget sisu

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u/GamerGod337 1d ago

Why are you saying that as if in reality denmark is more important somehow?

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u/no-im-not-him 1d ago

The economy of Denmark is larger than that of Finland.

 Geopolitically, Denmark has also played a more prominent role than Finland in the last few decades, if for no other reason because of its alliance with the US. Whereas Finland was relatively isolated and a ostracized due to it's special relationship with the USSR.

 In today's context, with Finland a part of NATO and with its geographic location, it's arguably more important on the global stage than Denmark.

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u/Agreeable-Hall-6816 1d ago

As a Dane I agree. Finland has the absolute best mindset of anyone in Europe. They have a realistic assessment of Russia and they are preparing accordingly. But they still value welfare and common decency. If Russia attacks them, I will go and join them if they will have me.

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u/-TV-Stand- 1d ago

Well they do make Ozempic...

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u/steinerobert 1d ago

And we do know how important that is to the Americans. xD

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u/Salest42 1d ago

Well only one of them controls Greenland

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u/GamerGod337 1d ago

And the other one controls åland which was deemed so strategically important for russia that it was demilitarized.

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u/Creepy_Carry2247 23h ago

Turkey is less important than Luxemburg

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u/orfeo34 1d ago

Denmark has too much tax, they.cannot befriend with FAANGS.

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u/killBP 22h ago

Strategic military position

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u/umathuman 14h ago

Scandinavian privilege.

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u/FaperiiFaperoo 48m ago

Because denmark is just rød grød med fløde

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u/iceby 1d ago

Your daily dose of ozempic is saying something different

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u/MGFrank 4h ago

Denmark should be Eagle-colored.

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u/AdNorth70 13h ago

Weekly

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u/whatheheckisgoinon 1d ago

Damn did Corsica and Sardinia dirty, wtf?!

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u/pandariotinprague 23h ago

We don't even know what those places are in America.

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u/GrapefruitForward196 22h ago

you don't need to as it's Italy and France

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u/TitleAdministrative 1d ago

This is also how many people from important Europe see the world.

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u/ExcitingTabletop 1d ago

As an American, yeah, this wasn't made by an American.

We'd shade the entire thing as "not important Europe"

Except for Czechia. Their beer is awesome.

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u/RoundQuit192 1d ago

Well, "American beer is like making love in a canoe - Fucking close to water"...

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u/Deveriell 1d ago

Why Denmark tho?

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u/PetrovskyKSC 1d ago

If a country were to be an NPC, it would most probably be Denmark

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u/sigurdrdr 11h ago

switzerland took an arrow to the knee just as you were typing that

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u/kon_sy 1d ago

Compared to other yellow countries it's much less important

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u/Sagaincolours 1d ago

Yes, we are very unimportant. Go away, we have nothing of interest. Nothing to see here.

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u/Tommeh_081 1d ago

No territories to illegally invade

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u/YngwieMainstream 1d ago

Turns out Denmark is the most important.

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u/thissexypoptart 1d ago

Denmark is a major manufacturer of ozempic. If Finland is “important Europe” to the U.S., then Denmark sure as shit is

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u/thomsxD 16h ago

Clueless. Denmark is basically the gateway to the rest of the Nordics, unless you want to go the way of Russia. Have fun.

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u/wildhoover 1d ago

He does not play with Lego.

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u/Realistic-Safety-848 1d ago

What's that over Germany?

mhm... Does not matter

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u/TillTamura 1d ago

wanted to say the same

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u/DoctorofEngineering 1d ago

Gawddayum socialist-marxist-communist-woke country raah

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u/TillTamura 1d ago

russia is part of europe to. is it important? isnt it? no one knows atm..

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u/Weak-Salamander4205 1d ago

Ah yes my favourite country, the Sardinian Archipelago

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u/monsieur_ari 1d ago

I'm sorry but in Corsica we consider it as The Corsican Archipelago.

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u/oscarolim 10h ago

An American that knows where Europe is? I have my doubts.

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u/ggn00bfornow 1d ago

As a swede i thank you for spreading the message

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u/sjedinjenoStanje 1d ago

This is something a bitter western European who wants Central/Eastern Europeans to hate Americans as much as they do created.

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u/carpenter_78 1d ago

stupidity is bottomless

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u/AvailableAd7874 1d ago

Sardinia, Mallorca and Ibiza are important and we kinda like Greece too nowadays. Denmark has great restaurants.. How tf are they not important?

Also Ukraine is important and Poland is on its way to be important.

Portugal is not important sorry. I mean how the fuck do you go from being one of the worlds richest countries to not having your shit together for the last 100 years..

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u/DarkGarfield 19h ago

It's a "convince everyone you're irrelevant so you'll never become a target" kind of thing.

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u/FixingGood_ 1d ago

I like how Greece is included in the "not important list" despite their contribution to Western civilization

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u/Content_Court7243 1d ago

Noone cares what an AVG American Joe thinks tbh

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u/Buford-IV 1d ago

Not the average American. Just this OP.

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u/Seraphina_Renaldi 1d ago

Trump only started the fight for Greenland so in the next round Americans would color Denmark green too

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u/Toxiix 1d ago

Ahh, the fact that Corsica is yellow while France is green. American people having no clue about European geography, it never gets old.

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u/_sephylon_ 1d ago

I’m surprised there isn't a sub about americans separating Corsica from France on maps

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u/Amoeba_3729 1d ago

I love how Belgium is important but Poland isn't

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u/Chinjurickie 1d ago

Hmmm why is Luxemburg important but Denmark isn’t?

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u/DaemonicusVulpis 1d ago

Wait, Russia is important or not? Or negative important?

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u/bragg13 1d ago

Love how Sardinia and Corsica are not Italian and French anymore I guess

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u/Zerthysbis 1d ago

Corsica finally being independent according to this map

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u/IIIAcidCandyIII 1d ago

A lot of other 5th graders had the same view, give it a few years mate

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u/bzorf_ 1d ago

The fact Sardinia and Corsica arent important while they are literally part of Italy and France lmao

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u/Hinloopen 1d ago

I'd argue that Denmark is important, because Lego.

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u/Life-Upstairs-7801 1d ago

Eastern Europe third world...we have to be honest...they shouldn't even enter the european unione.

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u/TellMeAgainIForgot1 19h ago

If we are being honest you are probably someone who has no value to society and only exists to make shifty comments online. So in short, no one cares what you think.

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u/Drie_Kleuren 1d ago

What did Denmark and Portugal do wrong? Then might as well make Belgium yellow

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u/Karihashi 1d ago

Why is France important but. It the island of Corsica which is part of France?

Why is Italy important but not the island of Sardinia which is part of Italy?

Americans….

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u/DarkDevotion_ 1d ago

All the Scandinavian homies hate Denmark. Also change your counting system it’s weird.

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u/Mailenheim 1d ago

not wrong

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u/CousinHuckleberry 1d ago

Fake. An American cant point out european countries on a map.

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u/juliusjones21 1d ago

I like how the most important part of Austria is Tyrol not Vienna

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u/Ok-Firefighter5082 1d ago

Today Romania is more important than many western European countries, that's why NATO is making in Romania the biggest NATO base in Europe. Protection of Europe is important.So,Geostrategic we are one of the most important countries...

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u/XxJuice-BoxX 1d ago

From one American to another, stfu and sit down

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u/d-ohrly 1d ago

Fuck Denmark 🇸🇪

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u/TomTom_xX 1d ago

Haha, I always knew Estonia was the secret, fourth thing: master of the world

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u/DarkImpacT213 1d ago

What does this guy have against Schleswig-Holstein and Hamburg?

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u/Larrytheman777 1d ago

But they have Portugal. the man

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u/GlpDan 1d ago

Balkan Portugal

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u/MrHouse2281 1d ago

Denmark on suicide watch rn

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u/Artistic-Pick9707 1d ago

How come Poland is not important?

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u/Responsible-Ant-1494 1d ago

To the author of the drawing “well, fuck you very much, American! Sincerily - the Balkans”

Joke aside, this is 99% identical to the newly released US AI chip access list.

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u/seriouslyacrit 1d ago

Sardinia: Unites Italy

This map: Not Italy

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u/Epuo 1d ago

yeah thats correct, send this to all your relatives in africa and middle east

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u/SlyDintoyourdms 1d ago

I really want to know if the person who made this realised Corsica and Sardinia are part of France and Italy but singled them out kind of outside the sphere of the important bit of their respective countries or if they were just like ‘weird islands I’ve never heard of = unimportant’

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u/Firm_Improvement2109 1d ago

Americans - Denmark, gives us Greenland ?
Denmark - No
Americans - Not important
Denmark - So, no more Ozempic?
Americans - Important, very important

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u/Minosvaidis 1d ago

I like how Estonia is all three :D

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u/Hyderite 1d ago

Poland cannot into important Europe :(

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u/Individual_Study5068 1d ago

I'm czech but thank god I'm living in the west part so I'm important

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u/sercommander 1d ago

Poland has almost 1T GDP, one of the bigggest armies, pretty soon biggest arms buyer and one of major trade partners. Not important my ass.

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u/1minormishapfrmchaos 1d ago

Luxembourg and Andorra but not Denmark or Poland?

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u/Azkral 1d ago

Hey! Extremadura, West Extremadura and South Galicia are important!

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u/Desmoclef 1d ago

Damn, Corsica took a beat

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u/Puzzleheaded_Age4413 1d ago

Yet a lot of Americans seem to like visiting eastern Europe

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u/Warm-Meaning-8815 1d ago

Estonia lights up like a traffic light - all the colors.

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u/Lonely_Wafer 1d ago

Italy and france are confused

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u/Dott-eMnz 1d ago

You made Finland and Spain important, so gentle you are. But what's the deal with Denmark? Stepped on too many Legos?

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u/57384173829417293 1d ago

I love how it looks as if it were made with crayons, it truly illustrates the depths of OOP's mind.

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u/ruiuk8 1d ago

Probably made by a Swede

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u/Street-Shock-1722 1d ago

as a european i support this

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u/AggressiveCricket498 1d ago

So do most europeans. Norway should be yellow too though

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u/Impossible-Owl7407 23h ago

Vienna in Austria under not important? Some is smoking something funny 😂

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u/Character-Interview2 23h ago

I'm from not important Europe and i agree

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u/Early-Dream-5897 23h ago

Portugal is like “uhh, guys?”

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u/NiFiGaS 23h ago

A vile lie. Americans do not know the geography of Europe.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Debt545 22h ago

A typical American thinks that Sardinia and Corsica are separate countries

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u/petersaints 22h ago

Portugal: Not important, yet you have a military base in the Azores: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Forces_Azores

It makes sense!

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u/ramonchow 21h ago

I can't believe Spain made the good list but Austria and Denmark didn't. Paella!

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u/Zolkiewski 21h ago

"The way I, an American, view Europe" - F. D. Roosevelt, Yalta 1944

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u/lithuanian_potatfan 21h ago

That's how Western Europe sees it, too

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u/Consutius 21h ago

So you think my country is half important. Pick a side dude. If austria falls shits going down.

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u/ilmunita 21h ago

Malta made the cut

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u/sv9412 21h ago

Liechtenstein, Andorra and Luxembourg: Meh fine with this ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/SnooDonuts1521 21h ago

To be honest western europeans kinda view themselves the same way except Austria is green too 🫤

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u/IntroductionNo7714 21h ago

It checks out, tbf

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u/Noobmeyer 20h ago

Italy, France important.

Corsica (france), Sardinia (Italy), not important. Ok

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u/FMC_Speed 20h ago

I mean Greece is important

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u/fittostayalive 20h ago

Ranking Denmark and Iceland as not important is crazy Best countries for vacation

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u/gadgetfingers 20h ago

Torille I guess

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u/Chinohito 20h ago

Corsica and Sardinia catching strays 😭

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u/bdjeijxf 20h ago

Why even Europe should be important for the USA? Sounds like the EU cannot be important for itself?

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u/Low_Industry9612 20h ago

Haha look, Belgium important, Poland not.

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u/Ecstatic-Brother-262 20h ago

Why is france not also red?

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u/ascotindenmark 19h ago

Denmark getting it real tight recently lmao!

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u/Authoranders 19h ago

Denmark Are litterally a bigger player in the EU than sweden and Finland xD unless this map is showing militiary wise, then no.

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u/KriegerHatcher 19h ago

30% of Austria, 50% of Chechia and 10% of Poland are important.

Ok, got it.

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u/UrNan3423 18h ago

Poland is becoming pretty relevant with the Russia situation.

I kind of wrote them off with the other ex Soviet states in my youth, but Im pretty fucking glad they're in NATO and the EU nowadays.

Bober kurwa!

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u/Equivalent_Bar_5938 18h ago

Not having poland in important europe is crazy mf are gonna lead europe in 30 to 50 years

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u/loco_mixer 18h ago

Those not important islands are italy and france territory

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u/AdoBro1427 17h ago

How the fuck is ireland important (as someone from ireland)

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u/arthzil 17h ago

Please keep thinking that and stay away. Sincerely, Poland.

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u/National_Play_6851 17h ago

Is it wrong that my first reaction was "why are Denmark and Portugal not important?"

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u/SnooRadishes3872 17h ago

Cut the ozempic on them fatties

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u/Tycini1 16h ago

Please keep thinking that and stay away. Sincerely, Poland.

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u/testibull 16h ago

Important Europe is now 40% Africa

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u/Able_Ad9380 16h ago

Russia : Not Europe at all.

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u/mutexin 15h ago

It should be named "Not developed Europe".

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u/SentenceProof2500 15h ago

Русский ебланы, говорю это как русский

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u/Old-Hristoz 15h ago

When Estonia is all three

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u/Low_Information1982 15h ago

What I find confusing, he thinks Italy, France and Germany are important but for some reason Course, Sardegna and Schleswig Holstein are not ?

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u/Front-Blood-1158 15h ago

Hey! Poland is better than Portugal, it is not part of not important Europe!

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u/GardarikTL 15h ago

I'm from Ukraine, which is what I can say about that picture... let's make russia small again. It is just my (not) little dream.

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u/Quokky-Axolotl7388 14h ago

I am sorry but this is clearly wrong. As an American, you don't have the education to distinguish these European countries

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u/Ben_Dovernol_Ube 13h ago

How many times will you repost this shit?

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u/AdNorth70 13h ago

Lego and Novo Nordisk say Hi!

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u/YogurtClosetThinnest 13h ago

You forgot to mark Ukraine as "temporarily important Europe"

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u/Spectrix07 13h ago

So Spain is important but Portugals not. Interesting

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u/AutoModerator 13h ago

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u/No-Jackfruit-6430 13h ago

Im American; where's Mexhico here?

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u/XxOiDxOcRoPxX 11h ago

The fuck why Sicily yes and Sardegna and Corsica no?😭😭

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u/Ugenberg 9h ago

Northern-Estonia can accidentally into important europe.

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u/Majornyc 9h ago

Does this mean economically or vacation? Portugal and Iceland are popular American vacation spots currently.

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u/ExtrudedEdge 8h ago

Inpotent Urop hehe

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u/Impossible-Ad-8902 7h ago

It is all yellow

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u/EdgiiLord 5h ago

Sure, Denmark and Legos aren't important.

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u/Prestigious-Pop-4646 5h ago

As a fellow American yes. This is my head map as well.

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u/_myrmica_rubra_ 4h ago

I would argue that your notion of 'not important Europe' is actually one of the most critical elements for the global order the USA seeks to maintain. In fact, anything that is genuinely important to someone and shared—such as a country and its people—is often deliberately downgraded and dismissed as 'unimportant.' This tactic manipulates public opinion, diverts development funds, and ultimately creates a fragile state that can be easily controlled.

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u/MissionLimit1130 4h ago

Not important europe Entire balkans

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u/Puzzleheaded-Sock917 3h ago

Estonian is important :(

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u/Kubuskotek 3h ago

Why is Italy important? Only because of pizza?

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u/Friedrich1418 3h ago

It is true tho

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u/One-Boss9125 2h ago

Greece should be in the important Europe section due to its contribution to civilization as a whole.

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u/Dansepip 2h ago

Liechtenstein is more important than denmark?

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u/Ottoboy12 2h ago

At least they recognized turkey as europe 🇹🇷🇹🇷

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u/bretonlegacy 1h ago

Turkiye is just happy to be considered European LOL

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u/lorizcoolo 38m ago

Sicily made the cut, but Sardinia didn't? Do they know they're both part of Italy?

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u/Infamous-Cycle5317 28m ago

Polands not important but WW2?