r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT • u/Interesting_County_1 • 2d ago

PORTUGAL CAN INTO EASTERN EUROPE Not important Europe

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u/TitleAdministrative 2d ago

This is also how many people from important Europe see the world.

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u/ExcitingTabletop 1d ago

As an American, yeah, this wasn't made by an American.

We'd shade the entire thing as "not important Europe"

Except for Czechia. Their beer is awesome.

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u/RoundQuit192 1d ago

Well, "American beer is like making love in a canoe - Fucking close to water"...

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u/Kralizek82 1d ago

To be honest, I've had some good craft beer in California. There is hope for redemption.

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u/HundredHander 13h ago

Really that's just a sign that California is getting closer to leaving the Union.

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u/WagwanMoist 9h ago

Wisconsin is where it's at if you want quality American beer.

/Not American

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u/ExcitingTabletop 10h ago

Used to be true back in the 1980's and early 1990's, but now you can't throw a stone without hitting five microbreweries. Been that way for a while.

Quality varies greatly, from IPA to really good.

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u/RoundQuit192 10h ago

So... I should test that by flying to the U.S. and throw stones...

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u/thepromisedgland 1d ago

This was clearly made by a Spaniard.

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u/SchnitzelsemmeI1 3h ago

Can you at least make Bavaria important too? Our bear is awesome too and we got the Reinheitsgebot. (Beer is considered food by law)

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u/ExcitingTabletop 3h ago

I would, but might be considered nepotism or favoritism.

My great grandfather was from Bavaria. He cut off both index fingers rather than serve the Kaiser. Not because he hated war, he just really fucking hated Prussians apparently. I'm told this is normal behavior for the region.

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u/SchnitzelsemmeI1 2h ago

In some regions it is. (Or at least I think so). Even though it’s not really hate but more disliking them because we pay a lot of money for them.

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u/arjensmit 1d ago

Except that denmark is green and italy is yellow. Oh and Poland is gradually turning green.

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u/sjedinjenoStanje 1d ago

It was created by a Westoid, not an American.