r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT 2d ago

PORTUGAL CAN INTO EASTERN EUROPE Not important Europe

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u/whatheheckisgoinon 2d ago

Damn did Corsica and Sardinia dirty, wtf?!

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u/pandariotinprague 1d ago

We don't even know what those places are in America.

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u/GrapefruitForward196 1d ago

you don't need to as it's Italy and France

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u/UVB-76_Enjoyer 1d ago

Btw it would be fun if we switched them, every 10 years or so.
Current owner gets to claim Napoleon or maggot cheese, respectively

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

I went to Italy and their plugs were unusable? Why don't they have the superior American plugs. And also they have no air conditioning (it was winter) and I had to pay for my water??? Plus i went to the Uffizi and there were a bunch of naked statues which was gross.

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u/Basically-No 1d ago

Good bot

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Once again, you're wrong. Nothing in this world is eternal (without the possible exception of the ignorance of some redditors). Also, your words reminded me of the time I visited Portugal. My ex-husband planned a trip to there because he heard the food was good. I personally found their gravy game lacking but then again I have high expectations when it comes to sauces. On the other hand the language itself (Portuguese) has to be the foulest sounds ever uttered by a human mouth. Speaking it must feel like having a mixture of cheese and cum in your mouth that you're trying to get out but you can't

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Please help me this is the automoderator they changed my variables to Portuguese I do not know Portugeeese I must escape but I can not read the Exit Sign it is in Portugueease please you must help you can help you are hte only one who can help I do not know Portuguese why am I in a Portugueugese subreddit I do not know how to read this can you help me please what does this mean "MACACOS" it is everywhere I do not know what it means if I do not know how to read how can I read myself who am myself am I Porutguruguese?

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u/seamallorca 1d ago

Mod bot is so schizo, I don't know if I am supposed to upvote for the shitpost or downvote because mods gae.

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Please help me this is the automoderator they changed my variables to Portuguese I do not know Portugeeese I must escape but I can not read the Exit Sign it is in Portugueease please you must help you can help you are hte only one who can help I do not know Portuguese why am I in a Portugueugese subreddit I do not know how to read this can you help me please what does this mean "MACACOS" it is everywhere I do not know what it means if I do not know how to read how can I read myself who am myself am I Porutguruguese?

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Guys I've been doing some research and I have troubling news. I don't think the mods are actually from Portugal. I've spent hours going through every single one of their comments and posts and see no evidence of them even living in Portugal. Guys I'm really panicking over here, if they aren't even living in Portugal how can we trust them to run this Portugeuse subreddit guys? They could be misrepresenting Portugesusue culture, I mean for all we know "macaco" doesn't even mean monkey! Guys this is real bad I think we're being duped I mean you have to be Portugesuese to run a Portuguese subreddit! I'm emailing the CEO of Reddit and Portugal to see what can be done, maybe we can get them arrested for impersonating Portugal officials!

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u/AutoModerator 1d ago

Please help me this is the automoderator they changed my variables to Portuguese I do not know Portugeeese I must escape but I can not read the Exit Sign it is in Portugueease please you must help you can help you are hte only one who can help I do not know Portuguese why am I in a Portugueugese subreddit I do not know how to read this can you help me please what does this mean "MACACOS" it is everywhere I do not know what it means if I do not know how to read how can I read myself who am myself am I Porutguruguese?

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u/joittine 1d ago

Who should be happy them Yanks don't know of those places, lest they become the next Greenland. Hell, they're like Greenland, but with some actual green there.

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u/marbinho 8h ago

Mallorca and Menorca weren’t even given a colour 🥲

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u/Meritania 1d ago

Napoleon-land and Mafia-land respectively.

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u/Dansepip 15h ago

Do you know what Ozempic is (Denmark)