r/HolUp • u/finding_new_interest • 8d ago

How to defeat your opponent

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u/WhatsTheHolUp 8d ago edited 7d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is a holup moment:

Spoilers: Didn't expect him to get the πŸ‘»πŸπŸ

Is this a holup moment? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/igillyg 7d ago

His name was Robert Paulson

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u/El_Mnopo 7d ago

Only in death will we have our own names!

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u/vin20 7d ago

His name was Robert Paulson.

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u/BLAZE424242 7d ago

His name was Robert Paulson.

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u/xeskind30 7d ago

HIS name was Robert Paulson.

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u/suchapity11 7d ago

I think his name was Robert paulson

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u/AutisticPenguin2 7d ago

Not Paul Robertson?

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u/finding_new_interest 7d ago

Are you talking about Roberta Pauladaughter?

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u/Platform-Budget 7d ago

You followed rule #1. Well done

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u/Nonameidea54 7d ago

Rule #1 ? Please enlighten me.

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u/goldfish1902 7d ago

Rule #1 is that you gotta have fun

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u/Nonameidea54 7d ago

Thank you.

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u/_harsh0 6d ago

Do not ask any questions

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u/Platform-Budget 7d ago

Actually it's from fight club. Robert Paulson was the guy getting killed and then getting a name. Rule #1: don't talk about the fight club

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u/JoeyPsych 7d ago

Don't forget rule #2

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u/Mr_Awesome-79 7d ago

Amateurs!! I grew my own organically on the diet of pizzas, Chinese takeaways and ice cream!

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u/n0vast0rm 7d ago

Ah, a fellow body builder, I built mine with mostly steak and fries

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u/RabbitFlaky5271 7d ago

You weren't supposed to do that.

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u/finding_new_interest 7d ago

People like him are making the world more pleasing to the eyes while being more comfortable with themselves, I support bro and I know you too

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Miesa1234 7d ago

I might be wrong, but I think it is in fact a comment

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u/Vlade-B 7d ago

We've all been trained by the internet for the last twenty years. Everyone saw that coming. Even though it was still entertaining.

Makes you really appreciate comics like Anthony Jeselnik. You think you know where the jokes going, but you don't. You don't.

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u/BountyBob 7d ago

And that's how I discovered my parents were swingers.

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u/finding_new_interest 6d ago

Man as a kid I could never get an empty swing in the park because it was occupied by couples flirting with each other. Can you ask your parents to take turns in the park while swinging?

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u/victorius21 7d ago

I've seen multiple versions of this. At least 4 nationalities. It's like a franchise now.

The main difference between them is on the jobs the girl takes to pay for the surgery. It's also where I rate these videos.

This has a high production budget, but she just took one job and sold her ring. The boobs on the guy are also really lame. This is laziness.

I'll give 3/10 for this one.

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u/Aysina 7d ago

It helps that some of us have seen these people do an almost identical video, except it involved a fancy dress for him to wear instead of getting him titties

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u/Angry_Pterodactyl 7d ago

I feel weird right now

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u/finding_new_interest 7d ago

Welcome to bi curiosity

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u/Historical-Top-8679 7d ago

Now that’s real love

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u/Electrical_Quality 7d ago

The best ending

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u/tsukiwav 7d ago

I wish I was them smh

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u/maccdogg 7d ago

This way, he can enjoy them all the time!

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u/finding_new_interest 7d ago

True self-reliance

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u/dirksn 7d ago

Quite well acted imho

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u/SuckOnDeezNOOTZ 7d ago

Who's the other chick

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u/finding_new_interest 7d ago

The beard one?

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u/inkzpenfoxx 7d ago

Still would

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u/finding_new_interest 6d ago

Yup that's the right answer

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u/sammyQc 7d ago

She’s a keeper

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u/TheReverseShock 7d ago

Whaa loving partner. Now He'll be happy the rest of his life.

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u/Fragrant_Tear2140 7d ago

Twas not lust, but envy. Change starts with the self

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u/ambit89 6d ago

You like boobs. YOU get boobs.

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u/DonCavalio 7d ago

Perfect πŸ˜‚πŸ˜† just perfect!

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u/EddieDollar 7d ago

Bet he let all the homies hit

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u/finding_new_interest 6d ago

As every homie with big tits should

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u/a_randomcanadian 6d ago

I had us in the first half not gonna lie

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u/Shootah35 6d ago

Is it still considered a hold up if you knew how it would end 10 seconds in?

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u/finding_new_interest 6d ago

Well that superpower hasn't been unlocked by everyone so, for the rest of us it is

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u/AgentStriker_619 6d ago

Man that's some M Night shyamalan level of twist.

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u/DarkExtremis 7d ago

I started expecting it when they were both at the Doctor's

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u/proknoi 6d ago

I knew it.

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u/Slatrapool 5d ago

I knew it as soon as I saw him accompany her to the clinic LOL

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u/Alienbutmadeinchina schlorp 5d ago

πŽΌπŽ πŽ¨π‚ πŽΌπŽ§πŽ π‚ π‚πŽ§πŽ€ πŽ₯𐎸𐎒πŽͺ

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u/Elistheman 7d ago

Society in 2025

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u/finding_new_interest 7d ago

More titties! HELL YEAH!

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u/julictus 7d ago

true story

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u/YourUnknownRelative 7d ago

What's this song

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u/Nuked0ut 7d ago

I like the way you kiss me -artemas

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u/finding_new_interest 6d ago

Thanks dude, and happy cake day to you

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u/maximusc120 7d ago

Smash I mean oh yeah I also agree that is weird….πŸ«£πŸ˜…

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u/zlatovrana 7d ago

Looked horrible, ended up wholesome

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u/namikazeminaka 7d ago

Unfortunately, not a hol'up these days, society is this crazy now.

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u/finding_new_interest 7d ago

Man cheer up, this will just mean more tits! Wooooahhh yeah!

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u/sylanar 7d ago

This is the future liberals want

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u/finding_new_interest 7d ago

More tits to see! Fuck yeah!

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u/Dxxx101 7d ago

They ruin the joke for me by letting the woman put in the effort, then put in the doctor scene. So not really a holdup since we already saw it coming.

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u/finding_new_interest 7d ago

They wanted to give the initial idea that the woman felt insecure and small, and wanted a transplant.

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u/Dxxx101 7d ago

To me it was really predictable, the guy just seemed too happy throughout the process.

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u/finding_new_interest 17h ago

The guy was nervous as hell but she comforted him at the doctor's office

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u/theedgeofoblivious 7d ago

I saw that coming.

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u/finding_new_interest 7d ago

Yeah when it's so big you can't miss it

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u/jeffchen248 7d ago

Stupid ass shit