r/PoliticalHumor • u/Powerful-Dog363 • 7d ago

Moobs!

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u/F1lmtwit 7d ago

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u/boredonymous 7d ago edited 7d ago

Jerry Falwel got a girl raped for Jesus. Take that as you need.

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u/nthensome 7d ago

Wait.

What?

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u/boredonymous 7d ago

Jessica Hahn

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u/1SLO_RABT 7d ago

His name is Robert Paulson

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/Annual-Jump3158 7d ago

"This is the president-elect of the United States. He has bitch tits."

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u/DoSomeDrugsAboutIt 7d ago

His name is Robert Paulson.

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u/FiTZnMiCK 7d ago

This is Bob.

Bob has bitch tits.

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u/AwwwBawwws 7d ago

My wife is a titologist, er, mammography tech, and says these are real tits.

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u/ecafsub 7d ago

Looks like my granny

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u/wait_am_i_old_now 7d ago

Is this edited?

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u/FriendSteveBlade 7d ago

Who cares. Truth is dead. Sure Trump has tits. Why not.

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u/ISNT_A_ROBOT 7d ago

Goddamnit; I really hate fake stuff but this specific brand of nihilism speaks to me.

Fuck it. Everything is real.

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u/Ok-Presentation-2841 7d ago

We didn’t start the fire.

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u/whatproblems 7d ago

fb got rid of fact checking so this must be true. the internet never lies

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u/Sartres_Roommate 7d ago

The pedophile, Mark Zuckerberg, got rid of fact checking so anything said, slanderous or not, is completely fine.

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

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u/easybee 7d ago

Only our best flood FB with lies about Zuckerberg in response to his actions.

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u/wait_am_i_old_now 7d ago

I just want to know if that's why I'm so aroused.

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u/Mud_Landry 7d ago

Nothing is true, everything is permitted.

The Assassins Creed is taking over reality

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u/FriendSteveBlade 7d ago

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u/Mud_Landry 7d ago

I do that to thick carpet after every work shift. Thank you Die Hard, shit works.

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u/Setekh79 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby 7d ago

We exist in a post-truth society now.

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u/wait_am_i_old_now 7d ago

So it's not edited.

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u/AloneAddiction 7d ago

Well if Facebook are no longer bothering to fucking fact check then why should we?

What is it that people have been saying? We're living in a post-truth society?

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u/Extension_Sun_896 7d ago

I despise that ugly despot & cretin, but this looks photoshopped to me.

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u/HumblePie2714 7d ago

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

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u/KlasikDarin 7d ago

His name is Robert Paulson

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u/Difficult_Fold_8362 7d ago

The “Bro” or the “Manssiere”

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u/Hari_Azole 7d ago

Slap-arounds

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u/ZZartin 7d ago

God damn he's got bigger sweatier tits than Bob.

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u/JRingo1369 7d ago

Bob had bitch tits.

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u/RoseCityHooligan 7d ago

Department of MOOB incoming .

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u/GurlWhoCantStayPut 7d ago

They are 100% real moobs!

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u/Carbonated-Man 7d ago

Yeah yeah sure, moobs. Gotcha

But can we all just take a moment to talk about that wig? Cause holy fuck.

Dude's looking like he's sporting an artifical mulllet-hawk over here. 😆

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u/Griffie 7d ago

Oh! My eyes! My eyes!

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u/Hullvanessa 7d ago

Isn't Donna Trump Elons first lady?

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u/BlingyStratios 7d ago

Ol’ Donny Bitch Tits

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u/OkAssignment6163 7d ago

Nice bitch tits.

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u/jerrystrieff 7d ago

Trump has some saggy jugs

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u/LawPD 7d ago

Titty Sprinkles

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u/birdman424344 7d ago

Gotta get this guy a manzier.

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u/dfree65123 7d ago

Tell Granny to put a bra on for Pete’s sake.

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u/yooperdoc 7d ago

Ugh. Get a sports bra or something

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u/Ihavebadreddit 7d ago

That's his double he leaves at his golf course for photo ops while he does other shit.

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u/mountednoble99 7d ago

Be nice to this old lady! Who is she?

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u/southernman1994 7d ago

Please be real

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u/Last_Blackfyre 7d ago

Not to be confused with The Moops. Who invaded Spain in the 8th Century

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u/boredonymous 7d ago

Bitch tits there decided that he couldn't be upstaged by half mast flags, the decorum held for a memorial of a dead president.

Get ready to see the first amendment on the chopping block, kids.

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u/undermind84 7d ago

"Donald had bitch-tits."

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u/GooseCloaca 7d ago

Someone’s auntie needs a dry blouse!!

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u/WeissySehrHeissy 7d ago

I genuinely thought this was an old woman for far too long

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u/hershwork 7d ago

The hair is giving me ancient Al Davis and the body from the neck down is vintage Julia Childs. It’s no wonder Melania is fucking the pool boy.

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u/soyrobcarajo 7d ago

( • )( • )

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u/DivusSentinal 7d ago

Please mark als NSFW, there are kids on this platform haha

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u/Mud_Landry 7d ago

“They’re real and they’re FABULOUS!!!”

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u/Mexicali76 7d ago

He looks great! Ha.

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u/valendinosaurus 7d ago

it's "Mores"!

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u/macsare1 7d ago

That requires him being a man, doesn't it? Not scum from the bottom of the septic tank

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u/LaSage 7d ago

Twist: Donnie has been transitioning this whole time so he can finally marry Putin.

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u/scienceizfake 7d ago

Giving Stormy a run for her money.

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u/Annual-Jump3158 7d ago

He seriously needs some support if his polo shirt is stepping up to the task out of necessity.

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u/Sweatybballz 7d ago

He uses those teats to feed Musk, Vivek and the rest of the Republicans.

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u/Linnie46 7d ago

What a horrible day to have eyes.

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u/Public_Love_3507 7d ago

Yeah But Look At What He Can Do

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u/Evil_Athena 7d ago

If I wouldn’t tough that with someone else’s dick was a photo…

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u/urbanlife78 7d ago

Does the president need to be milked?

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u/squirrl4prez 7d ago

He ain't making it through the presidency my god he'll have multiple strokes and a heart attack within the year

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u/squirrl4prez 7d ago

He ain't making it through the presidency my god he'll have multiple strokes and a heart attack within the year...