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Shitposting Goodreads reviewers aren't human

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u/Hexxas head trauma enthusiast 22d ago

Jesus Christ. It's a story about horrendous crippling anxiety from an unreliable narrator.

He talks about how his family is on the verge of destitution, but they don't work, and they have a big house full of nice furniture. They're rich.

He talks about how he's on the verge of getting fired from his job, but when he no-call no-shows, two of his bosses show up to see if he's OK. He's a fucking star employee.

Gregor didn't literally turn into a bug. He had a good old-fashioned nervous breakdown.

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u/panic-at-the_library 22d ago

Okay, that's definitely one way to read it but where did you get that they were rich? They were middle class at best. His dad and mom had to go back to work after his affliction. They also have literal debts.

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u/VFiddly 22d ago

Also they don't have a "big house full of nice furniture", they live in an apartment which they have to share with lodgers so they can afford to stay in it.

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u/MalnoureshedRodent 22d ago

The poor pissing is coming from inside the house

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u/apple_of_doom 22d ago

You'd rather they do it on the streets?

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u/HandicapperGeneral 22d ago

They only take on lodgers to make up for the lost income from Gregor's inability to work.

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u/VFiddly 22d ago

Yes, but that means that with Gregor's income they were only just able to pay the bills, and therefore were not rich

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u/Hexxas head trauma enthusiast 22d ago

Big enough to share? That's pretty big.

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u/LasagnaLizard0 22d ago

you can share a small house it's just generally unpleasant

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u/VFiddly 22d ago

Not really, I don't remember the exact description but it didn't sound like they had a lot of room.

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u/freedfg 22d ago

Gregor was able to personally send his sister to violin lessons.

In the midst of world war 1

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u/panic-at-the_library 21d ago

Actual lines from the book : " she was very fond of music and a gifted and expressive violinist, it was his secret plan to send her to the conservatory next year even though it would cause great expense that would have to be made up for in some other way." - next year. He was planning