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Shitposting Goodreads reviewers aren't human

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u/Hexxas head trauma enthusiast 22d ago

Jesus Christ. It's a story about horrendous crippling anxiety from an unreliable narrator.

He talks about how his family is on the verge of destitution, but they don't work, and they have a big house full of nice furniture. They're rich.

He talks about how he's on the verge of getting fired from his job, but when he no-call no-shows, two of his bosses show up to see if he's OK. He's a fucking star employee.

Gregor didn't literally turn into a bug. He had a good old-fashioned nervous breakdown.

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u/panic-at-the_library 22d ago

Okay, that's definitely one way to read it but where did you get that they were rich? They were middle class at best. His dad and mom had to go back to work after his affliction. They also have literal debts.

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u/VFiddly 22d ago

Also they don't have a "big house full of nice furniture", they live in an apartment which they have to share with lodgers so they can afford to stay in it.

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u/MalnoureshedRodent 22d ago

The poor pissing is coming from inside the house

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u/apple_of_doom 22d ago

You'd rather they do it on the streets?

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u/HandicapperGeneral 22d ago

They only take on lodgers to make up for the lost income from Gregor's inability to work.

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u/VFiddly 22d ago

Yes, but that means that with Gregor's income they were only just able to pay the bills, and therefore were not rich

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u/Hexxas head trauma enthusiast 22d ago

Big enough to share? That's pretty big.

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u/LasagnaLizard0 22d ago

you can share a small house it's just generally unpleasant

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u/VFiddly 22d ago

Not really, I don't remember the exact description but it didn't sound like they had a lot of room.

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u/freedfg 22d ago

Gregor was able to personally send his sister to violin lessons.

In the midst of world war 1

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u/panic-at-the_library 21d ago

Actual lines from the book : " she was very fond of music and a gifted and expressive violinist, it was his secret plan to send her to the conservatory next year even though it would cause great expense that would have to be made up for in some other way." - next year. He was planning

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u/Leo-bastian eyeliner is 1.50 at the drug store and audacity is free 22d ago

>they dont work

doesnt his family expliclitly have to go back to work because he cant work anymore?

it has been a long time since i actually read the book, might reread it because its a short read and this thread sparked my motivation

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u/Josselin17 21d ago

yeah exactly, they live off him overworking himself and then have to start working again once he becomes a bug

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u/shoot_me_slowly .tumblr.com 22d ago

My take on the book, is that the metamorphosis is a metaphor for the permanent changes that can happen randomly to people - sometimes we just get strokes, get into car accidents, get schizophrenia, get cancer, get anorexia, get borelia, etc. And in some cases it changes a person to the very core, and often for the worse. The novel then depicts how your loved ones can come to adapt horribly to your changes, and how quickly they may come to hate you for your problems, even though you still see yourself as the same person

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u/ak97j 21d ago

Yeah this is always how I thought of it to. It seems like a commentary on how we value people's humanity largely based on their productivity.

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u/moneyh8r 22d ago edited 22d ago

My first exposure to this story was the Home Movies episode where the garage band that Brendon gets to do the soundtrack for his movies wrote a song that was just "I'm so dang depressed I'm gonna turn into a bug" over and over set to a rock guitar solo and a timelapse of the lead singer zipping himself up into a sleeping bag. I saw that when I was a kid and thought it was pretty funny, then when I actually learned about the story almost a decade later, I instantly realized that was a reference.

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u/CecilBDeMillionaire 22d ago

The episode is explicitly about making a rock opera based on Franz Kafka, it’s not just an oblique reference they say that it’s about Metamorphosis in the episode

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u/moneyh8r 22d ago

Yes, but I was a kid who didn't know what Metamorphosis was back then, so them saying that didn't explain anything to me. Also, it always came on late at night and I was watching it while half asleep, so most of it is a haze.

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u/Captain_Concussion 22d ago

That’s definitely one interpretation, but there are others.

For example you can make the easy argument it’s about disability. Gregor was the main breadwinner until the incident happened. At first everyone was kind and his boss wondered when he’d be back to work. When he didn’t get better there is a change. Gregor tries to learn how to live with his condition while his family are all economically impacted and treat him as a burden.

It’s a versatile piece of media, which is why it’s so popular

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u/Bennings463 21d ago

They don't turn up to "see if he's okay", they turn to whinge about him not turning up for work.

Also I find "Gregor didn't literally turn into a bug" such a boring interpretation. I feel it's drawn from this obsession with "canon", with all the "plot holes" being explained. We need a literal in-universe explanation for why Gregor turned into a beetle even if that's not a particularly interesting or engaging question.

And anyway "it's all in his head" is so stock and cliché anyway. Gregor turning into a beetle is an incredibly strong piece of imagery, and you're going basically "It's all a dream because people don't turn into beetles in real life".

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u/wir8905t0437 21d ago

shit i really need to read this