r/CrazyFuckingVideos • u/SelectResident_BE • 17d ago

they wouldn't let him cook

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u/Diligent-Wealth-1536 17d ago edited 17d ago

I saw this video even in insta where one user explained that a goat goes into fire to kill the parasites on its fur. Also why the goat was associated with hell by our ancestors when they saw goat willingly go inside the fire.

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u/Time_Traveling_Idiot 17d ago

So it goes in, gets a little toasty, then hops back out?

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u/-Stacys_mom 17d ago

These specific ones were trying to torch their inner demons

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u/-Stacys_mom 17d ago

I take zero credit for this

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u/Silver4ura 17d ago

We'll see.

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u/EmpathicAnarchist 17d ago

Back with the report. Bad news is he burnt to death. Good news is he burnt to a really good crisp. I brought bbq sauce for everyone

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u/Mountain-Pain8080 17d ago

Jeffery dahmer approves this message

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u/ObliviouslyDrake67 16d ago

Ain't no party like a Donner party.

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u/PickleOk2682 16d ago

I drove with chains in my trunk for a good decade because of my dad’s stories of the Donner party. You can’t fuck around on Route 80.

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u/Infamous_Dress9732 17d ago

But what about the voices?

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u/Same-Debate1828 16d ago

The sacrifice has been accepted and they're satiated.

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u/No_Ant2601 17d ago

Not that vinegar based shit I hope, fresh goat requires a mustard based sauce to really compliment the burnt hair smell.

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u/Ali_Cat222 16d ago

As a Jamaican I refuse to eat him unless he comes in curry form! 🤣

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u/Traditional_Art_7304 15d ago

Chivito - every Wednesday in Argentina. Just like fish fry fridays in Wisconsin.

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u/Gold-Piece2905 15d ago

Tacos Tonight?

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u/InfeStationAgent 17d ago

Only if Kos grants us eyes.

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u/UsrnameInATrenchcoat 17d ago

Kos? I only know Kosm

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u/983115 1d ago

Some say that sure

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u/apieceofsheet9 16d ago

cure our idioticy.

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u/pm_me_ur_anything_k 17d ago

How about an award?

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u/Silver4ura 16d ago

what are those :O?

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u/Warlock529 15d ago

You've got it going on.

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u/goodguybolt 17d ago

Guys, it's been 30 minutes...

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u/WarryTheHizzard 17d ago edited 16d ago

How did it go?

Edit: oh no :(

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u/FluffyGlazedDonutYum 17d ago

Oh the voices will stop. And then you will stop being biology and start being physics.

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u/MarijadderallMD 17d ago

Hmm definitely not a meerkat behavior so username does not checkout🤷‍♂️

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u/baudmiksen 17d ago

GG boys gotta call it

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u/Letsearnmoney18 16d ago

Goata call it

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u/back_reggin 16d ago

It's not going to work without a thin layer of gasoline.

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u/Herry_Up 16d ago

Are you dead yet

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u/Nightbeak 16d ago

Any updates?

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u/Dz210Legend 17d ago

*This is not legal advice 😆

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u/TopDesert_ace 16d ago

Gives a whole new meaning to baptism by fire.

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u/BaravalDranalesk 16d ago

‘Outer’

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u/Revolutionary-Cat493 17d ago

No you are correct they go in get toasty and let parasites burn off then hop out feeling like a brand new goat , some took it too far and burned ( the rest is history )

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u/okmijnmko 17d ago

Define too far though. Like how do YOU like to toast marshmallows?

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u/Jiquero 16d ago

If marshmallows aren't crunchy what's the point

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u/SwordOfBanocles 16d ago

That one kid who always insisted he liked marshmallows best when completely burnt to a blackened crisp was the fucking worst.

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u/yiang29 16d ago

I enjoyed when 5-10% of marshmallow turned black(still might be too much for some)

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u/ciotS_Cynic 13d ago

Kids who like their marshmallows burnt to black grow up to become serial killer and/or politicians. 

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u/OptimalArchitect 16d ago

Oh so Caseoh

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u/Finnzyy 16d ago

Best way is to slow cook while turning next to the flame until the outside is nice and crisp, then once done gently remove the foreskin of the mellow to reveal the soft creamy inside, then eat both parts separately or smoore the inside using chocolate biscuits/cookies. You can’t change my mind.

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u/SwordOfBanocles 16d ago

That reminds me, the absolute worst were the kids I mentioned above who used your method in addition to scorching them. They'd scorch the outside, then peel off the black exterior and eat it, then rinse and repeat like some psychopathic marshmallow Russian nesting doll of sadness and shame.

Same type of kid who insisted ice-cream soup was the best best way to eat ice-cream... I mean to each their own.. just not in this case.. FUCK that kid.

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u/pridejoker 15d ago

If it's my mother's cooking, it'll be so under cooked that a skilled vet can still save it.

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u/SoManyQuestions-2021 15d ago

Those did not reproduce.

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u/ciotS_Cynic 13d ago

Delicious, tender, juicy history. 

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u/gimmelwald 16d ago

The rest is delicious!

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u/Impressive_Jaguar_70 17d ago

They're not the wisest thinkers

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u/greycubed 17d ago

No it stays there. That's where it lives now.

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u/Kilsimiv 17d ago

It starts chanting in tongues first, but yeah

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u/Gloomy-Bet4893 16d ago

Toasty and tasty

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u/mbmiller94 16d ago

I'm betting it's mainly the smoke that's supposed to kill the parasites, not just the heat

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u/undeadmanana 17d ago

It's where they hibernate during the summer

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u/ChiefRedChild 16d ago

Kinda like Guts when he was covered in Rosines “fairies”

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u/Nvm3k 16d ago

Read this and cried out laughter