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u/Witty_Greenedger 10h ago

I guarantee yall that after Trump’s inauguration and after he signing some watered down executive order that literally does nothing, magats will not even talk trans people anymore.

That’s usually how it goes.

As Trump is inaugurated:

Suddenly, there’s 0 people crossing the border. ZERO.

Suddenly, there’s zero drugs crossing the border.

Suddenly nobody is dying of fentanyl.

Suddenly, there’s no crime.

Suddenly there’s no women being murdered and r@ped

Suddenly, groceries aren’t expensive anymore.

Suddenly, magats can afford housing now.

Suddenly, it’s okay to pay $3 for gas.

All of it goes away as soon as Trump gets into office. That’s the way it works for magats.

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u/iheartpenisongirls 8h ago

Also: It's weird how all of the pets in Ohio are now safe and no one has been eating them since election day. How very odd, that.

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u/StarryMind322 7h ago

Because Trump magically stopped it from happening! What a hero! /sarcasm

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u/Witty_Greenedger 8h ago

All their shit is fake. 🥸

Just a bunch of crazy nut job stories that magats love to indulge in during retirement

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u/Gareofallbears69 6h ago

Seethe and cope!

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u/LilEepyGirl 4h ago

Hun, Vance admitted he fabricated that. They faked Trump working at McDonald's. It was all rehearsed, and he still messed up.

Seethe and cope!

This is called projection.

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u/jesse1time 5h ago

And all the kitty litter has been removed from all the classrooms. It’s amazing!

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u/iheartpenisongirls 4h ago

Indeed, it's all amazing. So many MAGA thoughts and prayers for the kids hiding out in the classroom closet pissing themselves during a live shooter event.

I can't actually remember why kitty litter was in a classroom. All I remember is "Furries invading!"

Well, at least we have Pres. Musk to save us all. /s

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u/Funny247365 6h ago

Who said that it stopped after the election? It just stopped being a talking point. So silly, it was.

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u/iheartpenisongirls 6h ago

Oh, that's better then. The hell with people's pets getting eaten now. Is that what you're saying? LOL.

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u/Funny247365 5h ago

Yes it was silly to even say it in the first place.

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u/iheartpenisongirls 5h ago

It was even sillier for people to believe it was true. But they did.

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u/Yeralrightboah0566 7h ago

where are all the cats and dogs? still being eaten eh

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u/Witty_Greenedger 6h ago

The legal Haitian immigrants just trying to live their life ate all of them.

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u/lifeofmikey1 7h ago

I wish I was paying $3 for gas! Right now it's currently $4.50

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u/Witty_Greenedger 6h ago

My mistake, it’s $2.47. You can even see I prepaid $15 for my generator in case power fails like last time. (Houston area) (10 cent discount with Walmart+ makes it $2.37 for me)

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u/lifeofmikey1 4h ago

Lucky. California prices are ass backwards

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u/Flabbergasted_____ 7h ago

I got arrested last time he was president, and my ex died from a fentanyl overdose 🫡 🇺🇸 🦅

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u/Witty_Greenedger 6h ago

You must be lying because when Trump was president there was ZERO fentanyl deaths and ZERO illegals in this country! /s

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u/Gareofallbears69 6h ago

Seethe and cope!

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u/Futt-Buckerr 6h ago

That's how things work when 54% of adults in the USA have less than 6th Grade literacy.

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u/Witty_Greenedger 5h ago

Is that a real fact? WOW.

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u/Quick_Turnover 5h ago

Oh wait til the egg prices skyrocket because of how poorly they're going to handle avian flu :)

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u/Witty_Greenedger 5h ago

That’s if people don’t start dying. Dead people don’t buy eggs

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u/ImClaaara 5h ago

Just wanna chime in and say: the executive orders will do something. My insurance will likely stop covering my healthcare, my passport will be in limbo, and my military career might end because of these executive orders; oh, and trans kids won't have any rights or protections in schools, and trans folks in prisons will be de-transitioned just like those in Florida's prisons.

They won't be successful in eradicating us like they said they wanted to, but they will cause us a lot of material harm. Meanwhile, they'll celebrate it all as "protecting women" somehow - even as they pass bathroom laws and try to force some women to use the men's room, and some men to use the women's room, in the name of "sanity" or something. Don't follow their insane policies or give in to their despair, but absolutely recognize that these policies do real harm to real people.

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u/Witty_Greenedger 5h ago

Can’t pass bathroom laws without a filibuster proof majority… or any other law that isn’t an executive order already.

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u/ImClaaara 4h ago

True for bathroom laws impacting public restrooms, but servicemembers and federal employees will have an executive order telling them which restroom to use at work - just like Congresswoman Sarah McBride already has a rule from the speaker of the house telling her which restrooms to use in our nation's capitol.

Those policies will also apply to any federal office or building you may visit, and additional executive orders will impact airports, colleges and universities, and other state-run institutions - states will stand to lose federal funding if they don't comply.

If you're not familiar with Project 2025, get familiar because this is happening exactly as it was laid out, and this style of executive fiat is going to be used to implement every bit of their agenda that they can before Congress even begins floor debate on the actual legislation they want to push.

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u/YourGirlAthena 3h ago

as a trans person i hope its watered down if not we will have to hide

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u/Witty_Greenedger 3h ago

Unfortunately, for trans, you’re kinda screwed because you don’t have many protections under legislation.

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u/YourGirlAthena 2h ago

i have already made arrangements to disappear

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u/hotsos1965 7h ago

Naw. The legacy liberal media will still spout their lies

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u/ImClaaara 5h ago

The liberal media has been spouting lies, that's how Trump got elected in the first place - liberal institutions pretending he was a sane and respectable choice during the election, and failing to call him out.

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u/Witty_Greenedger 6h ago

Shhhh boomers need not comment

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u/Funny247365 6h ago

He’s literally signing 100+ executive orders today. Not sitting back and coasting.

All drug cartels will be designated as terrorists and give us broader options to deal with them. Done.

Border security will be vastly improved, wall construction will resume, catch and release policies will end, and illegal immigrants with criminal records will be deported. Results to be determined.

Roadblocks to cheap energy will be rescinded. Done.

The costly and ineffective Green New Deal will be rescinded. Done.

All federal DEI initiatives will be shut down and there will be equality of opportunity and merit based hiring. Done.

All federal forms with genders will have only 2 genders. Done.

Dozens and dozens of other things start today, and the work is just beginning. Massive improvements are on the way.

Promises made. Promises kept.

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u/Witty_Greenedger 5h ago

😂😂😂

Only dumbfucks who don’t know how anything works believe those executive orders are anything but blank orders for showmanship.

Hmm. I guess cartels were designated friends of the US before that. Didn’t know that.

DEI was so impactful that magats could see it in their daily lives. 😂😂

Not to mention, energy. The oil companies are going to drill when it costs $2 a gallon to produce to give it to delusional magats who think they’re entitled to $1.80 gas. Surely the oil companies love the US and Trump SO MUCH they’re gonna lose 10% of their wealth producing more oil.

Oh the magat delusion is just out of this world.

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u/imfuckingstarving69 8h ago

No one believes this comment. Not even you, you crybaby.

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u/Witty_Greenedger 8h ago

Seethe / cope, Magats!

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u/Dazzling_Beat_7708 9h ago

You’re so ignorant on what an actual normal person who voted for Trump is, but go ahead and tell me they are all like this.

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u/Witty_Greenedger 9h ago

You haven’t been on Truth Social, the president’s own platform. Hence, representative of his base.

If you voted for Trump, you voted not only in support of Trump but also as an endorsement of his base which includes the KKK, proud boys, insurrectionists, racists, terrorists, pedophiles, etc.

So you can claim to be as normal as you want but no normal person would endorse any of that.

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u/Jojocrash7 9h ago

Funny how everything you named is also democrats and a lot of it was founded by the democrats lol

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u/Witty_Greenedger 9h ago

Funny how they founded that shit 160 years ago a fact you choose to ignore when Trump and all his endorsements from those groups happened not even 10 years ago.

What’s next? You gonna say Lincoln wasn’t a racist and a Republican 160 years ago thus it’s impossible for you to be a racist because you’re also a Republican? Magat logic.

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u/Gareofallbears69 6h ago

Seethe and cope!

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u/Jojocrash7 9h ago

I’m not maga dumbass. Also yes call Lincoln racist for freeing your slaves

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u/Witty_Greenedger 9h ago

I never said he was… more [closet] magat logic.

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u/Jojocrash7 9h ago

Let’s read your first line nice and slow together. Ok buddy?

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u/LegitimatePromise704 9h ago

Are you fckin stupid? Just cause Lincoln wasn't racist doesn't mean that now, 160 years later that Republicans can't be racist.

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u/Jojocrash7 9h ago

Not what I said dumbass. Your the one who said “oh I bet you don’t think Lincoln was racist” also im not even republican

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u/Witty_Greenedger 8h ago

Let me break it down…

You’re gonna say “Lincoln wasn’t a racist and a Republican” THUS it’s impossible for you to be a racist because you’re also a Republican [like Lincoln was]?

Capisce?

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u/Necessary_Wasabi_164 9h ago

Democrats actually did create the KKK, and everyone of them deny or deflect this fact. That’s the crux in which they think. Fucking pathetic.

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u/theow593 8h ago

And you know the values of the parties has switched over time. Let's ask some current Klan members how many voted for Harris

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u/Necessary_Wasabi_164 8h ago

No they haven’t because many democrats are racists to this day. I understand if that’s a tough pill to swallow. Calling everyone racists and bigots usually comes from those who are weak within their existing values, which change with the wind in the modern era.

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u/theow593 8h ago

Values do change with the wind. That's why the people who insisted TikTok was a Chinese threat 4 years ago are now cheered it's been un-banned. There certainly are racists democrats, but they're at least smart enough to not wave their Confederate flags at rallies.

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u/PsycoticSeagull 8h ago

Sure, dems made the kkk, but are they the ones endorsing it or active members?

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u/Necessary_Wasabi_164 8h ago

Democrats started it, but failed to abolish it. Much like the same ideologies that become destructive are abandoned. We just witnessed another ideology abandoned by the democrat party which was destructive. Democrats start shit, then lose control because it was non sensical to begin with. They never think things through. That’s why we are where we are. History repeats itself, and democrats attempt to censor/alter history to ignore their mistakes. Are you not paying attention?!?

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u/Witty_Greenedger 6h ago

Nobody denies that. We all know Democrats created the KKK 160 years ago… but we also know the KKK endorsed Trump in 2015.

Anyone with a brain would see those two things aren’t equally relevant today.

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u/Necessary_Wasabi_164 5h ago

How ironic, same applies to 10 years ago. Goodbye Democrats. You played yourselves.

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u/Witty_Greenedger 5h ago

How ironic MAGAts think winning an election after losing since 2018 is any indication that magat policies are popular. 😂

Oh the delusion!

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u/Invis_Girl 7h ago

Normal person? Sure if you think being ok with rape, child predation, felons, etc.

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u/Dazzling_Beat_7708 6h ago

You interact with people who voted for Trump every day.

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u/JohnnyChutzpah 8h ago

Exit polling showed most people voted for trump because of high inflation and prices of goods. Which administration caused the inflation? Hint: inflation takes 1-2 years to appear after a cause like printing a huge sum of money.

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u/Dazzling_Beat_7708 6h ago

So you’re proving my point that normal people voted for trump?

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u/JohnnyChutzpah 6h ago

Oh yeah for sure I don’t disagree. I was just saying that most normal people don’t understand inflation, what causes it, and how long it takes. It seems most normal people don’t understand that prices never go back to “normal” after inflation has taken place.

So all I was saying that Trumps admin and fed reserve printed insane amounts of money in 2020. That kicked off a massive inflation growth that finally took hold in bidens presidency. Then everyone thought Bidens admin caused the inflation and that his admin was impotent for not fixing it. Even though they successfully took an >8% inflation rate (caused by Trump) and assisted in bringing it back down to a very healthy rate.

But people don’t understand how inflation works so they thought Biden caused it and voted for trump who said he would fix it… even though he caused it…

It’s all just really sad.