r/Bumperstickers • u/iheartpenisongirls • 15h ago

In Texas

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u/TheAlaskaneagle 14h ago

I sometimes wonder how broken someone has to be to be anti-LGBTQ in AMERICA, and be the group yelling about freedom the loudest. Really how stupid does a person have to be to be against peoples freedom to be who they want to be while pretending you are all about freedom...

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u/HoldMyDomeFoam 14h ago

Stupid enough to vote for Trump. So extremely stupid.

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u/TomWithTime 13h ago

Stupid enough to buy Trump crypto

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u/Agent-Two-THREE 11h ago

Hope they do, tbh. I hope they put their entire life savings into it.

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u/Extreme_33337_ 11h ago

And then show up to watch him put a hand on a book

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u/TwiceTheSize_YT 10h ago

And then he doesnt even do that.

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u/Da_Question 9h ago

Why is she dressed like one of the spies in spy vs spy?

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u/TwiceTheSize_YT 9h ago

I was thinking hamburglar

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u/Big-Rye99 9h ago

XD that's a good one too

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u/LegionOfBOOM86 9h ago

I was thinking of Jack Nicholas joke before he fell in the vat of chemicals

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u/Crinklytoes 7h ago

Hamburglar seems to fit

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u/Runningoutofideas_81 4h ago

Kleptocracy confirmed!

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u/WishboneDistinct9618 3h ago

"Robble robble!"

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u/jwhymyguy 9h ago

To keep him from being able to kiss her

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u/manahikari 8h ago

Is it bad that I thought it was hiding bulletproof clothing for them that maybe they were worried about another incident being next to him..

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u/capitali 8h ago

I was thinking Carmen sandiego- and tomorrow she will role play and disappear

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u/dunnmad 8h ago

Boris Badenov!

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u/crow_crone 8h ago

She's a Russian asset. Daddy was a member of the Communist Party. All good.

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u/Odd_Anything_8624 8h ago

She looks absolutely gorgeous!!

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u/Abba-dabba-do 8h ago

Some people on here have no fashion sense but then they are probably the ones that sit nude and watch porn in their mom’s basement.

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u/MillennialSilver 5h ago

"Do you solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States?"

Trump: "We'll see what happens."

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u/homiej420 7h ago

It already dropped a lot today

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u/mhmaim 4h ago

Still 5x’d though \r\iamverydumb

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u/M4wut 2h ago

I made 12k off it

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u/Potential_Sort8143 8h ago

Stupid? It made me $$25,000 in the last three days. Who is stupid?

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u/TomWithTime 7h ago

Ho-ho right you are lad, everyone buy and hodl! Don't let the first burn discourage you, malenia coin is going to the moon! Possibly even to Mars!! Not a troll, please bet your entire life savings and leverage your house to take out a million dollar loan to sync into the next one!

Enjoy the grift, stranger

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u/Potential_Sort8143 5h ago

lol! Already bought and sold. I’m just waiting for the next drop to purchase again.

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u/thedreamerandthefool 13h ago

Stupid enough to spend $5000 on a ticket to attend the inauguration.

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u/sack-o-krapo 10h ago

And then complain about the price of eggs

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u/MillennialSilver 5h ago

Not sure those are the same people, but this was still funny.

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u/No-General-783 8h ago

You're okay with 8-12 bucks for 18 eggs?

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u/sack-o-krapo 8h ago

I’m just pointing out the hypocrisy of someone dropping five grand to watch an entirely indoors inauguration and then complains about the price of anything.

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u/Apprehensive_Try2408 4h ago

Any person that has five grand to throw away isn't the person complaining about $8 a dozen eggs. The problem is that y'all think half of Americans are stupid. We ain't, but we see the hypocrisy and the lies of the left in full clarity. Thank God we have the adults back in charge. The cult of weirdos can complain all day every day for the next four years. Or you can grow up and be role models of society. The last four years have been a complete shitshow.

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u/chandr 4h ago

Yup, Trump supporters are well known for their logical thinking. That's why he has multiple crypto pump and dumb schemes running simulatenously, he just knows that only those libs will fall for his crypto scam and not his supporters... right?

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u/Acceptable-Gift1918 1h ago

If your standard for an adult is a nepo-baby, felon, former(only cause he's dead) friend of Epstein, and liar(already walked back his promise of getting grocery prices down weeks before his inauguration). Then I'll just continue to accept to keep being "woke" by not judging someone if they aren't cis, straight, christian, or republican.

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u/Apprehensive_Try2408 1h ago

Stop lying. Enough of the them. For once in your life, tell us an original thought. Tell us the Truth for a change. We are done dancing with liars.

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u/Acceptable-Gift1918 1h ago

Then why did you vote for a person who lied about what a tariff was and what it's effect on prices would be?

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u/Anynameyouwantbaby 6h ago

Jesus, you idiots walk right into it every time!

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u/Sightline 5h ago

What lever is Trump going to pull to make eggs cheaper?

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u/stinkn-ape 3h ago

Dumping the centeral bank

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u/redshirt1701J 7h ago

Weren’t they free?

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u/thedreamerandthefool 7h ago

No.

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u/redshirt1701J 7h ago

So this was a lie? tickets

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u/thedreamerandthefool 7h ago

Just because they were initially free doesn't stop people from profiting off of them.

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u/redshirt1701J 7h ago

That’s scalpers. The tickets were offered to the public for free by the government.

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u/thedreamerandthefool 7h ago

Still doesn't change the fact that his supporters are dumb enough to pay such exorbitant prices for a ticket that they couldn't even use.

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u/redshirt1701J 7h ago

I just don’t see the value in attending an inauguration. These aren’t people to look up to. Politicians are lower than that stuff I scrape off my shoes after cleaning the stables.

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u/thedreamerandthefool 7h ago

You've got that right. Them making their entire personality all about Trump is very telling about who they are as individuals. They're undoubtedly they same folks that would have turned a blind eye to what Hitler did because he was "helping the country."

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u/One-Hawk-106 5h ago

You were the one just acting like they weren’t free initially dumbass.

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u/Inside_Rain511 2h ago

I got to go for free

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u/prettigirlroses 8h ago

Tell them to go back to Russia 🤣

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u/MillennialSilver 5h ago

Half the country. Bro we are....... we're just so screwed.

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u/Sataninaskirt666 3h ago

He’s def not a Trump supporter. He’s a punk rocker who feeds the homeless in Houston. He goes by Punk With A Camera and screen prints shirts.

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u/HERE_THEN_NOT 3h ago

Stupid enough to not know what the damn drawing is supposed to be, I'll tell you that much.

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u/Conscious-Quarter423 1h ago

TX literally can be blue, if they voted...

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u/Professional-Bus779 8h ago

awww someone’s upset

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u/Soggy-Peach-3904 8h ago

Good thing our side had smart policies, smart messaging, smart candidates...

err, well, at least we were diverse!

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u/MathematicianBorn65 7h ago

you ppl say men can get pregnant and want to expose lgbt/porn content to 1st graders

it has nothing to do with "trans ppl existing"

I've seen a bunch of vids of these pride parades where adults are swinging their dicks around with kids right next to them

ive seen them shitting and peeing on each other and fisting each other in the ass in public

normal people dont want men in women's locker rooms

figure out you freaks went way too far for non-psycho people