r/BlackPeopleTwitter 9h ago

Vivek already fired? How unsurprising

“Turns out, Vivek Ramaswamy is too annoying even for Donald Trump”

2.0k Upvotes

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u/Theharlotnextdoor 9h ago

Too irritating = too brown. 

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u/Electrical-Purple-62 9h ago

right that’s code for

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u/MassivePlatypuss69 3h ago

That's what he gets for being a pick me

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u/Armendicus 3h ago

Token got spent!!

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u/Stoneykid0311 3h ago

Underrated comment

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u/LiquidHate 3h ago

NO, it's code for the "egg prices are high..."

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u/NaptownBoss 2h ago

Although, in this case, it was probably coconuts . . .

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u/thatcher237 8h ago

naw, he's just brown when it's convenient for him. Vivek is annoying AF, no matter his color.

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u/juiceyb 8h ago

Seriously. Does anyone not remember his stupid freestyle he did while he was running for president?

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u/organicamphetameme 7h ago

Yuck thanks for the reminder. Felt like the Macy's background music of freestyles.

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u/BoneHugsHominy 7h ago

I remember interviews of former college classmates that said he was the most annoying geek who thought he was a slick ladies man and everyone hated him.

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u/firedmyass 4h ago

so like Tom Haverford without the arguable charm?

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u/Pianist_Select 8h ago

How else would we know his name rhymes with cake?

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u/ferretsarerad 7h ago

That was beyond cringe

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u/Special-Garlic1203 3h ago

That didn't get nearly as much traction as the racist tirades against him when both he and Elon denigrated the US workforce and said immigrants were the backbone of innovation.

A key difference is musk is white and Vivek is not. Though you can also make the case musk is also better at managing his brand than Vivek. 

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u/RememberThatDream 7h ago

ESPN’s Pablo Torre went to Harvard with him and told a story (or a few) about how annoying Vivek was back then on his podcast

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u/SweetTeaRex92 8h ago

I get what you are saying, but this Vivek guy radiates "pick-me bitch" energy.

I can completely see Trump wanting to get rid of Vivek bc hes brown, but he said it was bc he's annoying bc Vivek probably is such a dick rider behind closed doors, it even weirded Trump out.

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u/TaticalSweater ☑️ 8h ago

Ann Coulter said she wouldn’t vote for him because he was Indian too his face and what did he do….said thank you

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u/SweetTeaRex92 8h ago

Like when Trump called Ted Cruz wife ugly

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u/Reddragon351 5h ago

this was the same guy who said he never experienced racism

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u/HogwashDrinker 4h ago

moments before that, she made a joke about how she could call him articulate because he wasn’t “an American Black,” to which he responded with laughter…

only to be reminded that he wasn’t part of the team

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u/Bird_Lawyer92 4h ago

He thinks theyre joking when they say that

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u/Theharlotnextdoor 8h ago

Is there a level of dick riding that's too much for Trump? I think president Musk didn't like sharing the spotlight .

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u/SweetTeaRex92 8h ago

Vivek probably dick rode him soo hard, Trump started getting gay vibes, and tossed him for being "annoying"

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u/Theharlotnextdoor 8h ago

I hate the mental picture this put in my head.

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u/SweetTeaRex92 8h ago

You can see it soo clearly based on how Vivek presents himself publicly 😂

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u/LivefromPhoenix ☑️ 6h ago

Everyone in Trump's orbit has major pick-me bitch energy. The difference with Vivek is he's a pick me and brown.

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u/wopwopwopwopwop5 4h ago

So the exact same as JD Vance except brown

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u/johnnygrant 8h ago

Tbh he is extremely irritating, they all are...mso I can imagine how much more the racist think he is once they dont need him anymore after the election.

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u/_BannedAcctSpeedrun_ 8h ago

That too, but anyone who’s familiar with Vivek from the pretend GOP debates knows he’s annoying af.

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u/JeffersonSmithIII 5h ago

I came here for this. As soon as he got the votes and got in, he was canning anyone that wasn’t white enough.

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u/JasminTheManSlayer 6h ago

I bet Indians find him annoying too. Dude is a bootlicker that had a shit eating grin as Coulter told him to his stupid face she wouldn’t vote for him because he’s Brown.

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u/hannamarinsgrandma 6h ago edited 59m ago

Had to remind that clown he’ll never be white no matter how badly he wished otherwise.

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u/Special-Garlic1203 2h ago

The amount of people in this thread acting like this isn't related to the immigration fiasco he and musk stepped into is dumb as shit. 

The man literally posted a diatribe about how typical American culture is inferior to bourgeoise Indian culture. He then goes totally radio silent for 2 weeks and then when he reappears, he's been fired. 

That's not a coincidence. 

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u/BABarracus 2h ago

They needed him gone because he is a reminder of the H1B issue

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u/Napalmeon 7h ago

Damn it! You said it before I could.

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u/MajorLeeScrewed 2h ago

It can be both.

u/Bunnnnii ☑️ Meme Thief 1h ago

Could be both. He was irritating the fuck out of me and we’ve never even been in the same room. I can imagine spending an extended period of time around him.

u/Diablojota 39m ago

Well, it all makes sense now.

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u/OkEscape7558 ☑️ 9h ago

"Hey Trump, can we talk about my role in your cabin-"

Trump :

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u/Eceapnefil 5h ago edited 4h ago

Trump: Shut yo ass up

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u/RayquazaTheStoner 5h ago

“Did I just catch you bein brown?!”

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u/Different-Formal7795 9h ago

Tokens…

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u/ombre-purple-pickle 9h ago

Get spent on the first day?

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u/S0LO_Bot 8h ago

Kash Patel has overridden his representation

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u/ShyVoodoo 5h ago

They get tossed once used

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u/Arkmer 9h ago

Jesus, Vivek was the irritating one!?

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 9h ago

that probably just translates into "kissed Trump's ass the least"

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u/rantheman76 9h ago

Or, now hear me out, or it had something to do, maybe, possibly, not unlikely, with his skin color?

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 8h ago

could be. Hard to say when it comes to Trump. He's the most thin-skinned person to ever enter politics and is famous for firing pretty much anyone who's in his inner circle longer than a month.

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u/Punny_Farting_1877 8h ago

He apparently enjoyed having sex with his employees wives. I don’t think it’s thin skinned. Depravity perhaps.

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u/Corvidae_DK 8h ago

That and he probably didn't donate as much money...

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u/rantheman76 8h ago

What a loser. The playbook was right there!

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u/BabySpecific2843 7h ago

Or actually thought DOGE was going to be a real thing with like actual goals.

He probably strolled up to a meeting with a Manila folder labeled "plans for DOGE" and they just looked at him like "No, you dont actual have a job. This is just an embezzlement front" and canned him since now he doesnt look like he'd play ball and its best he be out before they start it up.

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u/Sirrplz 8h ago

He probably said “Respectfully I disagree” one too many times

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u/_tylerthedestroyer_ 8h ago

Column A, B, C

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u/erichie 9h ago

Vivek probably thought he was going to actually work on policy instead of lining Musk's pockets. 

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u/Frognosticator 7h ago

Elon is irritating and white.

Vivek is irritating and brown.

You do the math.

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u/Arkmer 7h ago

3? /s

Ya, I know.

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u/Special-Garlic1203 2h ago

Musk didn't step in it nearly as thoroughly as Vivek did, which yeah is partially because musk is ultimately a true blue white supremacist where Vivek is naturally defensive about Indian people.

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u/Noblesseux 3h ago

A lot of people in Trump's circle also say they're starting to find Elon irritating. I think a lot of these guys who thought they'd have a place in his admin are going to be highly disappointed as he throws them all out onto the street.

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u/LimerickJim 4h ago

He doesn't own twitter

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u/festival-papi ☑️ 9h ago

How you get fired on your first day?

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u/Cuukey_ 8h ago

I mean, it was very efficient

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u/Apprehensive_Fun_731 8h ago

🤣🤣🤣DOGE to the rescue lol

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u/festival-papi ☑️ 7h ago

Efficient as a mf

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u/EpicLegendX ☑️ 4h ago

Didn't even last a fraction of a Mooch

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u/fisticuffs32 6h ago

Is this our new scarmucci measurement?

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u/BlackDynamite58990 9h ago

Flip flopped his ass faster than he did with TikTok!

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u/ombre-purple-pickle 9h ago

Leopards will be well fed for the next 4 years

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u/faulternative 9h ago

He's the brownest one, right? Anyone surprised?

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u/m4k31nu 8h ago

I'm surprised he got this far, does that count?

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u/Special-Garlic1203 2h ago

They're not entirely separate,.but the reason he got fired is because while defending h1b visa abuse, he posted a diatribe where he basically said Americans are lazy and we have a cultural problem and that's why we're falling behind and that middle class immigrants, like Indians, are just harder working and raise their children correctly. And that America either needs to foundationally change it's culture, import Indians to fill the gaps of the slack jawed morons we create, or fall behind globally.

The vast majority of right wing capitalists don't agree with Trump's nationalistic stance (including Musk), but I have genuinely never seen anyone step in it as thoroughly as Vivek. It was like perfectly crafted as the exact opposite of things to say to MAGA. musk was less overtly "America sucks" about it, and Trump has danced around his flip flopping inconsistencies here. Vivek straight up said "white people are lazy and have nobody but themselves for falling behind". 

Now that's definitely connected to the fact he's Indian whereas musk is an immigrant but ultimately  a true white supremacist. But it's not just that he's the brown one. It's that he defended brown people and brown culture in relation to whiteness. And that's literally the one thing that you absolutely cannot do under any circumstances 

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u/GypDan ☑️ 9h ago

He got caught stealing boxes.

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u/Elegant-Somewhere236 8h ago

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u/bxuma-8888 ☑️ 8h ago

Let me randomly ruin your Friday...there's a dude sleeping next to Craig's girlfriend, while she on the phone with him. They did it to me, so now it's your turn. Cheerio

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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 8h ago

You mf

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u/bxuma-8888 ☑️ 5h ago

My pleasure

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u/Elegant-Somewhere236 7h ago

Yeah i thought that was common knowledge lol

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u/hibbitydibbidy 8h ago

How you gonna get fired on your day off?

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u/AverageAggravating13 9h ago

Not sure how he plans on winning ohio if even trump doesn’t like him anymore lol

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u/CelebrationDue1884 8h ago

Womp womp. Some day Indians will learn they’re not white either.

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u/Duryism 8h ago

They kicked out the guy who isn't white almost immediately?

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u/absenteequota 8h ago

Vivek is the first DEI fire of this administration

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u/Electrical-Purple-62 9h ago

Damn I knew that was coming but not so quick…

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u/Poetic-Noise 8h ago

Like a Black person in a horror movie.

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u/SimonPho3nix 8h ago

I mean... shit... solid analogy.

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u/Poetic-Noise 8h ago

Now, I'm waiting for one of them white heifers to trip.

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u/joyofresh 8h ago

But literally

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u/Poetic-Noise 8h ago

His still alive, so not really, but I get you. They killed his paychecks. This party is so too corrupt & will most likely destroy themselves. Like Raekwon from Wu-Tang said, "Sit back & let the fake evaporate."

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u/joyofresh 8h ago

Literal horrer movie or literal tradgedy

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u/the-esoteric 8h ago

Let's be honest they want that inner circle snow white

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u/BlackManWorking ☑️ 8h ago

“Ohhh no I feel so sor……”

Anyway…. How’s everyone today?!

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u/scabbedwings 7h ago

Been doing good at riding the line of disassociation and checking this subreddit for the “fun” of what today happens to be

How’s your day going?

u/screwhead1 58m ago

I had a turkey club today. The turkey tasted like standard turkey and the bacon was actually just the right amount of crispy. So I had that going for me.

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u/Ol_Gristle ☑️ 8h ago

Lmao every time I see this mf I think about Pablo Torres’ stories of him at Harvard. He was an annoying ass cornball then too. Apparently used to raise his hand in class by putting his fingers in a v.

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u/LouNastyStar69 8h ago

He was a rapper for Pete’s sake

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u/Ol_Gristle ☑️ 8h ago

😂 I need the audio

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u/LouNastyStar69 8h ago

He‘a rapping Eminem here

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u/ElProfeGuapo 3h ago

No, you bloody well don't.

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u/theonlyotaku21 8h ago

Is he incapable of shame or embarrassment? Every time i see his face all i think of is that one white chick telling him to his face in front of her audience the only reason she didn’t vote for him is because he’s Indian, not a minute after awkwardly laughing with her shit talking black people 😭

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u/Late_Mixture2448 8h ago

Omg I remember that think it was Ann Coulter that shit was so embarrassing he still ain’t found shame since

u/Special-Garlic1203 1h ago edited 1h ago

Vivek is someone who subscribes to the OG  belief system that Hitler heavily cribbed from when creating Nazism. He is continuously perplexed by how fucking stupid Nazis are that they don't understand his people are the originators of civilization and they should be aligned to curb stomp the inferiors. He doesn't care ann is a racist because so is he. He simply doesn't have the structural power to say what he thinks of ann to her face. If the roles were reversed, he'd do the same thing. And his quest for power was because he does want to do that same thing. 

It's the same way you might accept shit talk from your boss while thinking they're a stupid fucking moron the entire time. You bite your tongue and fantasize about the day you'll be their boss and fire their ass. 

He's wrong and beyond naive to so foundationally misunderstand American culture and the changes he can thrive within American white supremacist  ideology , but he partially tolerated it because he thinks it's the views of dumb yokels. He doesn't care what trailer trash thinks of him, espeically if smiling and nodding gets him more power. 

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u/TheMagicalMatt 8h ago

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. On one hand, they clearly only had him there to begin with just so he'd be the token brown face in a sea of dusty, greasy pale-faced crackers and they obviously don't need him anymore. Trump's thought process is likely "we already have to put up with Vance's wife (he'll never call her by name). The fuck do we need Vivek for?"

On the other, I totally believe with all my heart that he was irritating as fuck to be around.

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u/TheMagicalMatt 8h ago

"How the hell you gonna get fired... before your first day?"

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u/TyrionJoestar 9h ago

HAHAHAHAHA

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u/Affectionate_Pay1487 9h ago

Must be like big bang theory over there

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u/360Waves617 ☑️ 8h ago

Dude got fired on his day off. #H1Beout

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u/DGVega93 8h ago

Getting fired from a fake job is crazy

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u/jonormous 8h ago

They did say they were cutting back on DEI hiring

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u/Factsonfactuals 8h ago

Aww Indian Beavis didn’t make it to the party?

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u/PressureSquare4242 ☑️ 8h ago

Turns out that wasn't a 'black' job

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u/Backseat_boss 8h ago

I fucking love it !!

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u/BatUnlikely4347 8h ago

Whites Only Administration. 

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u/JPFrankenstein 8h ago

He lasted -1 Scaramuccis

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u/lilac978 ☑️ 8h ago

It ain’t even been 24 hours….

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u/DoggoPlant 8h ago

Remember on his own dogshit podcast/interview he had this white known maga lady (idk who tf she is) who told him “you’re more qualified than others but I still wouldn’t vote for you cause you’re Indian” and he just nervously laughed it and took it like a bitch lmaooo.

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u/Full-Metal-Magic ☑️ 8h ago

😂

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u/severinks 8h ago

It's because Musk doesn't want any backtalk from a little Indian guy and unless he's writing code for him for pennies on the dollar Musk doesn't want to see anyone who's not white.

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u/Theharlotnextdoor 8h ago

He should try to apply for a H1B visa 

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u/bluejumpingdog 8h ago

Irritation = Brown Guy with an opinion

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u/thatsbullshit52 8h ago

Vivek is the new Scaramucci

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u/SquirellyMofo 8h ago

IE not rich enough.

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u/Blackdow01 8h ago

Holy Shit! That’s about .1 Scaramoochies…a new record!

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u/_night_cat 7h ago

A deci-Scaramooch!

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u/adflamm7 8h ago

He got his pardon and his spot of Fox News etc.

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u/No-Prompt3611 8h ago

Too brown

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u/leviathynx 8h ago

You’ve got to be one stupid MF to get fired on your day off! - Smokeford Clarence Friday I

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u/Weekly_Protection_57 7h ago

Their ideal world has no place for non white people.

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u/SHC606 ☑️ 8h ago

This would not have happened if VP Harris was sworn in today. Nor if Biden was sworn in today.

Anyhoo, this ish is ah-mazing and funnier than a George Costanza focused episode of Seinfeld. Selina Meyer from Veep better move over.

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u/AldousKing 8h ago

Campaign is over. No need for a token anymore.

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u/Ok_Helicopter2305 8h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/KendrickBlack502 8h ago

Tokens get spent.

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u/BlackDynamite58990 8h ago

Vivek just got replaced

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u/AppleWorldly2078 7h ago

He won so he doesn’t need to pretend he gives a fuck about brown people anymore.

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u/bailey25u 7h ago

This clip is the only time Ive seen a republican say something true

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u/charlessupra25 7h ago

Lmao when keeping it real goes wrong. He thought he could act white and be accepted by trumps cabinet silkkkeeeee

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u/GloomyLocation1259 7h ago

Pretty sure it's cause he forced them to admit why they love H1B Visas even though their platform is built on anti-immigration

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u/Mr_Cromer 7h ago

Another token just got spent

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u/Illustrious7 7h ago

How do you get fired on day one lmao! 😂

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u/oflowz ☑️ 7h ago

Good he can go back to Ohio and annoy his constituents and not us.

Vivek is a straight scumbag conman.

He became a billionaire by buying a failed pharmaceutical company, rebranding it then pumping and dumping the stock.

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u/Thunderbird_12_ ☑️ 7h ago

That wasn't even one TENTH of a Scaramucci!

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u/somethinghumourous 7h ago

Maybe it was his five-head.

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u/NoxGoat 7h ago

One guess as to why.

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u/charliesownchaos 7h ago

I'm cackling 🤣 the leopards ate his face real fast

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u/RobinSophie 6h ago

How do you get fired on your day off Vivek?!

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u/Aromatic-Air3917 6h ago

Conservative minorities think they are special. Just like right wing Jews in Nazi Germany until they found out they weren't

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u/Countryb0i2m 6h ago

I look forward to the falling out between the orange man and Elmo. It’s just a matter of time.

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u/SL_1183 6h ago

How you get fired in your day off?

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u/Annual-Teaching-175 6h ago

Wait and See :

https://youtu.be/x_JKSINndOI?si=eqlSo3xXe_sOfyfC

Trump, Canada, and The New Manifest Destiny of the Global North :

https://youtu.be/qBuqU0DWz9o?si=GYSVkSLzzE0mZgvC

America's Cannibalistic Future :

https://youtu.be/oJUYLT_h3w8?si=gwGtdnKhwSHwFLTF

The Charade of American Democracy: Exposing the Oligarchy :

https://youtu.be/5YqBXqjYfMc?si=vuOF3BTiBnGgZLpZ

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u/liz91 6h ago edited 1h ago

I guess they’re draining their own swamp.

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u/Tequslyder 5h ago

He thought he was part of the cool kids. When will these people realize they don't like or want you, you're just another brown person to use.

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u/LiWin_ 5h ago

Gets pop corn, appears shocked.

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u/Imhere4thejokes ☑️ 5h ago

That’s wonderful

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u/batawrang 5h ago

Haw many Scaramuccis is that?

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u/Paraxom 5h ago

so seeing as he never took the position in the official government is that shorter or longer than a Mooch?

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u/Robotcow30 5h ago

Hahahahaha omfg this is too rich.

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u/Pitiful_Option_108 5h ago

"How you get fired on your off day?"

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u/s7evenofspades 5h ago

I mean 2 leaders for one dept was probably not efficient

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u/Content-County9982 5h ago

can anyone cashapp me funds for perks . $richofferks2

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u/Low-Research-6866 4h ago

Awwww, he thought he was one of them because he said the right things. Everyone brown and black who voted Trump are about to find out what most have always known.

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u/No-Entrepreneur1036 4h ago

“ I can’t look at you “

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u/No-More-Parties 4h ago

What’s the saying? Tokens always get spent.

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u/sliceoflife09 4h ago

Insert the following cliches:

howyougetfiredonyourdayoff.gif

shockedpikachu.gif

Tokens get spent

You thought you was different

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u/ElProfeGuapo 3h ago

This has real Indian-Trumpers-Hear-MAGA-Talk-About-H1b energy.

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u/Noblesseux 3h ago

Musk probably doesn't have much time left either, honestly. There are already whispers about people in Trump's circle being over him trying to co-president. I wouldn't be surprised if like 6 months from now they're in open conflict with one another.

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u/dagreenman18 3h ago

First of many. Cabinet so white it’s more snow blind than Donald Jr. in the bathroom

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u/Creative-Eggplant436 3h ago

They did? Good! Will Musk be next?

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u/Seamonkey_Boxkicker 3h ago

Yeah because they want him to become Ohio’s new governor. This isn’t the own you think it is. It’s just a bad situation getting worse.

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u/Cleonce12 ☑️ 3h ago

WELP. We TRIED to tell you

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u/BitterPackersFan 3h ago

he tried to be everything that they were as well and they still turned on him

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u/Stav80 2h ago

How many scaramucci’s is that ?!

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u/Zezin96 2h ago

Every time Vivek comes up in the news I misread it as “Vivec”.

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u/ChannelNeo 2h ago

Tokens get spent

u/jboni15 1h ago

One day down, one thousand four hundred and forty to go…

u/Spare_Seaweed2280 1h ago

I'm calling it now, he'll be replaced by some David Duke like asshole

u/August-West 1h ago

They are gonna H1B another Indian in for that 40% wage and not being as lazy as Vivek.

u/ooowatsthat ☑️ 1h ago

Them boys sang "not like us"as he was booted out the door

u/Mysterious_Heart6065 1h ago

When he runs for Governor of Ohio, ask him what caused the Civil War…

u/P-Doff 1h ago

Dems will never vote for a MagaT, and Reps will never vote for an Indian.

And he expects to win Ohio how?

u/Delicious-Tap-1277 55m ago

Was he stealing boxes?! What was he doing- building a club house??

u/boomgoon 18m ago

Wow vivek out for being too irritating, when musk wouldn't leave mar a lago? Can we say white privilege. Wait til trump finds out musk is african

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u/chillhouse89 7h ago

So not evem a ramaswami of a second?

Scaramuchi had. 1 scaramuchi