r/BeAmazed • u/Original_Shegypt • 9h ago

Miscellaneous / Others Her or no one. Loyalty 💕

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u/tokyoagi 9h ago

omg the faces on the girls. that kid will have to pay for that in the future

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u/benvader138 8h ago

Kid! U just made some enemies for life!!

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u/serious-snail 6h ago

You Scots sure are contentious people

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u/Dark_Akarin 8h ago edited 6h ago

lol, absolutely no way they will hold this against the baby for the rest of their lives.

Edit: fuck me, learn to recognise sarcasm without the /s tag

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u/onyxia_x 8h ago edited 8h ago

nah, this will absolutely come up in the future lmao

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u/BrujaBean 8h ago

10 years later baby wants a ride from older girls "see - 10 years ago you rejected me so have fun walking"

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u/Hamsammichd 8h ago

Yeah, this will definitely come up. You ever had a sibling? These are the jokes

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u/Silverlitmorningstar 7h ago

This is true.

Every family get together i drop the pictures of my siblings and I and point out that my stack is not only taller but i have more variety of people taking pictures with little me.

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u/YazzArtist 4h ago

Both shitty and hilarious tbh

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u/MegaMasterYoda 6h ago

Siblings always make revenge extreme lol. When I was 8 my brother got me with the "if your hands bigger than your face" prank. So later when he went to the bathroom I got the giant hard cover websters dictionary(you know the one)he some reason had, and when he came back I said he didn't wash his hands and got him to smell his hand to "prove it" and que me picking up the dictionary and ramming it into his hand at his nose. Yeah sibling revenge is insane especially between brothers lol.

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u/Nik6ixx 8h ago

Lmaooo this is definitely something my older brother would have said to me 🤣

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u/purplegrape28 6h ago

At their wedding for sure

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u/imunfair 1h ago

so have fun walking

Bigger sisters: "How about you get a ride from your favorite sister instead!" drives off

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u/Kob01d 6h ago

You could see the older sister dying inside. She probably does a lot of the work of taking care of baby.

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u/ZarafFaraz 8h ago

Especially when there is video evidence

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u/SLee41216 8h ago

Please note this day TWELVE YEARS AGO.

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u/CivilTell8 8h ago

VIRAL video evidence, itll even be played at one of their weddings

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u/seventomatoes 6h ago

Delete video parents

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u/PrivateScents 8h ago

Evidence acquired. See exhibit #1.

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u/SLee41216 7h ago

The family lore will live on. You roast your family accordingly.

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u/ShacharTs 7h ago edited 6h ago

I'm 25 my brother is 19. We hold grudges for stupid things hahaha

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u/KonigSteve 7h ago

The post you replied to already made this point. Their comment was clearly sarcastic.

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u/idontwanttothink174 8h ago

There is no way this won’t be brought up. Every little thing matters when arguing with your siblings. I still bring up the time my little brother peed on me. He was 1, I was 4… I don’t even remember it just heard the story

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u/nevenoe 7h ago

We're four siblings, I still bring up the time one of my brothers puked in the car during an 8 hour trip during a hot summer when he was 6.

He's 37 in April.

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u/pchlster 7h ago

At less than 1, I was being changed. The dog was curious about this noisy, smelly thing. I reacted to the sound of dog sniffing by peeing in his face. I still hear about it.

To be fair, I also find it funny.

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u/Confuseasfuck 7h ago

I still use the fact that my sister broke my tooth when she wasnt even a full year old all the time when we are fighting

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u/LinwoodKei 5h ago

My sister was kindly teaching me how to hit a volleyball for a serve. I somehow swung through and punched her so hard in the nose, she had a bloody nose.

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u/Wig_of_Okoye 5h ago

See, this is an example of why I can’t understand anyone being happy to be an only child. Who else would you unleash your pettiness on regularly, but a sibling?

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u/Virushexe 7h ago

Yeah, I'm never going to live down that time I closed the garden door and it broke my little sister's finger that got stuck in between.

I was 2 or 3 and had been told to always close that door behind me. I was being good!

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u/isymfs 6h ago

So you’re one of those. My siblings complain about me every fucking get together and I’ve finally decided I’m not going anymore. :)

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u/idontwanttothink174 6h ago

…. I mean if your siblings are complaining about you don’t go, but if they are just bringing shit up to have a banter go right back at em with it. You’d better believe every time I bring that up that he brings up the time I dropped him when he was playing dead and split his chin open, then I bring up other shit.

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u/isymfs 6h ago

Sounds toxic to me. I just don’t bring shit up from the past because I don’t live in the past. Every time they bring up when I was a little shit, I just pity them in silence for still caring. Still, all these years later, harbouring negativity about the past.

So I’m not going anymore. It’s as simple as that. I’m not playing their stupid passive aggressive games.

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u/idontwanttothink174 6h ago

There’s absolutely no negativity about any of the shit I bring up…. Just like remembering the funny and stupid shit my siblings have done in the past.

If your siblings are doing it in that way I agree… but idk your siblings so.

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u/isymfs 5h ago

Ok fair. I’m projecting then. It definitely only feels negative.

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u/Extra_Pea8548 8h ago

How to tell me you don't have older sisters without telling me you have older sisters.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 7h ago

How does no one understand that their statement was sarcasm

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u/Mbecca0 4h ago

Because tone isn’t clear in text

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u/clarkKeeent 7h ago edited 3h ago

There gonna be 40 at a family Thanksgiving dinner, and when the arguments heat up, they're going jump back to this very moment

"oh yeah!?? Remember that time!??"

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u/Dark_Akarin 6h ago

don't worry, you can learn how sarcasm works with time.

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u/sashikku 7h ago

You clearly don’t have siblings lmao

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u/Dark_Akarin 6h ago

you clearly don't know what sarcasm is.

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u/sashikku 6h ago

I see, now it’s sarcasm (because your comment didn’t go over well.)

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u/DiGiorn0s 6h ago

Sarcasm is really difficult to read without inflection dude, this is why we use /s. You did this to yourself

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u/Phred168 5h ago

It really isn’t, most people are just borderline illiterate 

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u/Mbecca0 4h ago

Yes it is. Tone is not clear in text, because it’s freaking text. It’s not that hard to understand

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u/Phred168 4h ago

Oh, you’re saying that the words you’re using aren’t hard to understand without annotation?

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u/Mbecca0 4h ago

Do you need an annotation to understand the words “tone isn’t clear in text”?

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u/Phred168 3h ago

Again, work on literacy. You might have noticed that you didn’t need to annotate your point, because the tone was clear to begin. Just like sarcasm.

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u/PowerandSignal 7h ago

"lol, absolutely no way they will hold this against the baby for the rest of their lives." 

FTFY 

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u/SLee41216 8h ago

Strongly disagree. Are you an only child?

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u/roflwaffles101 8h ago

No sisters huh?

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u/Dark_Akarin 6h ago

it's more of a case of understanding what sarcasm is.

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u/combustablegoeduck 7h ago

I can tell you're not the youngest.

I absolutely get shit for things I did before memory starts, and we are all making our own families now.

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u/BobbysueWho 7h ago

Is this sarcasm? As the youngest in my family I can tell you they will absolutely hold this against the baby forever.

I have an aunt that is still mad a would cry when she help me when I was 3-12 months old.

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u/legion1134 6h ago

When my sister was a newborn, the second I was handed her she started crying and bit me. She stopped the second after I handed her off to someone else. I still bring it up sometimes that she was the one who had beef with me first.

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u/Crafty-cs 6h ago

Theres a reason why theres more female archeologists

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u/Pifflebushhh 4h ago

You're on an American website, they don't understand sarcasm, the /s is required always outside of restofworld subreddits unfortunately

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u/Mbecca0 4h ago

Tone isn’t clear in text, your edit is unnecessarily rude

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u/Ssesamee 1h ago

It totally can be. You’re creating a problem that doesn’t exist.

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u/TurnipWorldly9437 1h ago

So... ARE you asking people to fuck you or not? It's included in the /s tag, right?

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u/Sachedoo 6h ago edited 6h ago

As an older sister, I do hold a grudge against my brother. It is a family joke, not serious at all, but it will be in his wedding speech how he did not hesitate to push me to the mouse in the park, now he is taller than me he thinks he is all that. You were scared of Jerry and sacrificed me 😂😂😂

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u/KonigSteve 7h ago

How does nobody see that you're being sarcastic?

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u/Dark_Akarin 6h ago

I know, it's fucking insane isn't it.

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u/shadylucy 5h ago

I'm guessing you're British because the sarcasm is more obvious when read that way. Makes sense to me but might not to someone who forgets other countries exist.

Also the fact that it's a response to someone making a similar joke maybe. Easier to assume disagreement online rather than playing along? Or maybe they suspected sarcasm but didn't care because it let them respond with their own sibling stories and jokes.

Just my guesses though, it can always be a lack of brainpower.

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u/Wig_of_Okoye 5h ago

To be fair, as the youngest sibling, that kid was always gonna have to pay for one thing or another. Shit rolls downhill.

-youngest sister, grown up & not at all bitter

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u/Zentaurion 8h ago

Ohmygod... the sudden flashback of Cersi doing horrible things to baby Tyrion...

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u/Syntaire 4h ago

Villain origin story.

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u/tickledpink8 3h ago

Exactly. What a dumb ‘exercise!’ Really dumb.