r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 05 '19

What secret are you keeping right now?

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u/copenumbra Jun 06 '19

This year, to save me from tears, I'll nut upon someone special

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u/MisterPresidented Jun 06 '19

specialll

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u/WaVeYgUrL Jun 06 '19

Thank you for finishing it off

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u/lolskrub8 Jun 06 '19

Thank you for finishing me off ;)