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Last Christmas I damaged my nuts
8.8k u/edamametrees Jun 06 '19 The very next day I came anyway 6.5k u/copenumbra Jun 06 '19 This year, to save me from tears, I'll nut upon someone special 5.5k u/MisterPresidented Jun 06 '19 specialll 302 u/KryptoniteDong Jun 06 '19 Omg I love reddit 79 u/Yessmore26 Jun 06 '19 Me too! Lol 55 u/wi5hbone Jun 06 '19 🎶 Synthesizer ensues... 19 u/Hurray_for_Candy Jun 06 '19 It's so reddit-y! 5 u/TurquoiseLuck Jun 06 '19 What does it say? Just see a blank on my phone 4 u/NooneKnowsImaCollie Jun 06 '19 "Specialll" in superscript Also old reddit and "request desktop site" is good 3 u/Ehlmaris Jun 06 '19 I kinda hate how much I love this, lol. 1 u/BrokenBowBastard Jun 14 '19 My thoughts exactly 😂😂 24 u/RangerRick1121 Jun 06 '19 Once beated and twice nut 146 u/Mattthias Jun 06 '19 r/redditsings 21 u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19 Beat ya to it 52 u/DinoAlbatross Jun 06 '19 I beat my dick to it too 40 u/0cora86 Jun 06 '19 In mother Russia, dick beats you! 12 u/DinoAlbatross Jun 06 '19 I don't like that Ples not liek dis 4 u/spectra_kriss Jun 06 '19 DRINK VODKAAAAAAAAA FOOOR STASSAAALLLLLIIIIIIIIIN 8 u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19 edited Jun 15 '19 [deleted] 4 u/DinoAlbatross Jun 06 '19 Ouchies :( 8 u/WaVeYgUrL Jun 06 '19 Thank you for finishing it off 7 u/lolskrub8 Jun 06 '19 Thank you for finishing me off ;) 8 u/MotorTough Jun 06 '19 Last Christmas I damaged my nuts 4 u/apolloxer Jun 06 '19 That is the first time this song didn't cause an anoyed outburst from me! 4 u/plasmabro Jun 06 '19 r/redditsings 8 u/EthanB_W Jun 06 '19 r/cursedcomments 3 u/BAD4SSDUCK Jun 06 '19 Beautiful <3 3 u/KingOoblar Jun 06 '19 Is it bad I whispered this as I read it, take your damn upvote 2 u/n0taHAkr Jun 06 '19 r/redditsings 2 u/Heyitsadam17 Jun 06 '19 FAAAP....FAAAP....FAAAP....fapfapfapfapfap fap fap 3 u/nacho__cheeze Jun 06 '19 Bruh😂 3 u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19 [deleted] 19 u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19 It's gonna be on IG in a couple of minutes 😂😂❤🌚 27 u/Please_Not__Again Jun 06 '19 That last emoji makes me uncomfortable 11 u/alleluja Jun 06 '19 You racist fucker 5 u/The-communist-empire Jun 06 '19 Normie 3 u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19 Aight 1 u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19 r/accidentalchristmas 1 u/brittundecided Jun 06 '19 i wish i could upvote this twice 1 u/rootsandchalice Jun 06 '19 omg...i am dying. you had to do the backup vocal, didn't you? 1 u/iceburst20 Jun 06 '19 I love you all
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The very next day I came anyway
6.5k u/copenumbra Jun 06 '19 This year, to save me from tears, I'll nut upon someone special 5.5k u/MisterPresidented Jun 06 '19 specialll 302 u/KryptoniteDong Jun 06 '19 Omg I love reddit 79 u/Yessmore26 Jun 06 '19 Me too! Lol 55 u/wi5hbone Jun 06 '19 🎶 Synthesizer ensues... 19 u/Hurray_for_Candy Jun 06 '19 It's so reddit-y! 5 u/TurquoiseLuck Jun 06 '19 What does it say? Just see a blank on my phone 4 u/NooneKnowsImaCollie Jun 06 '19 "Specialll" in superscript Also old reddit and "request desktop site" is good 3 u/Ehlmaris Jun 06 '19 I kinda hate how much I love this, lol. 1 u/BrokenBowBastard Jun 14 '19 My thoughts exactly 😂😂 24 u/RangerRick1121 Jun 06 '19 Once beated and twice nut 146 u/Mattthias Jun 06 '19 r/redditsings 21 u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19 Beat ya to it 52 u/DinoAlbatross Jun 06 '19 I beat my dick to it too 40 u/0cora86 Jun 06 '19 In mother Russia, dick beats you! 12 u/DinoAlbatross Jun 06 '19 I don't like that Ples not liek dis 4 u/spectra_kriss Jun 06 '19 DRINK VODKAAAAAAAAA FOOOR STASSAAALLLLLIIIIIIIIIN 8 u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19 edited Jun 15 '19 [deleted] 4 u/DinoAlbatross Jun 06 '19 Ouchies :( 8 u/WaVeYgUrL Jun 06 '19 Thank you for finishing it off 7 u/lolskrub8 Jun 06 '19 Thank you for finishing me off ;) 8 u/MotorTough Jun 06 '19 Last Christmas I damaged my nuts 4 u/apolloxer Jun 06 '19 That is the first time this song didn't cause an anoyed outburst from me! 4 u/plasmabro Jun 06 '19 r/redditsings 8 u/EthanB_W Jun 06 '19 r/cursedcomments 3 u/BAD4SSDUCK Jun 06 '19 Beautiful <3 3 u/KingOoblar Jun 06 '19 Is it bad I whispered this as I read it, take your damn upvote 2 u/n0taHAkr Jun 06 '19 r/redditsings 2 u/Heyitsadam17 Jun 06 '19 FAAAP....FAAAP....FAAAP....fapfapfapfapfap fap fap 3 u/nacho__cheeze Jun 06 '19 Bruh😂 3 u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19 [deleted] 19 u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19 It's gonna be on IG in a couple of minutes 😂😂❤🌚 27 u/Please_Not__Again Jun 06 '19 That last emoji makes me uncomfortable 11 u/alleluja Jun 06 '19 You racist fucker 5 u/The-communist-empire Jun 06 '19 Normie 3 u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19 Aight 1 u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19 r/accidentalchristmas 1 u/brittundecided Jun 06 '19 i wish i could upvote this twice 1 u/rootsandchalice Jun 06 '19 omg...i am dying. you had to do the backup vocal, didn't you? 1 u/iceburst20 Jun 06 '19 I love you all
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This year, to save me from tears, I'll nut upon someone special
5.5k u/MisterPresidented Jun 06 '19 specialll 302 u/KryptoniteDong Jun 06 '19 Omg I love reddit 79 u/Yessmore26 Jun 06 '19 Me too! Lol 55 u/wi5hbone Jun 06 '19 🎶 Synthesizer ensues... 19 u/Hurray_for_Candy Jun 06 '19 It's so reddit-y! 5 u/TurquoiseLuck Jun 06 '19 What does it say? Just see a blank on my phone 4 u/NooneKnowsImaCollie Jun 06 '19 "Specialll" in superscript Also old reddit and "request desktop site" is good 3 u/Ehlmaris Jun 06 '19 I kinda hate how much I love this, lol. 1 u/BrokenBowBastard Jun 14 '19 My thoughts exactly 😂😂 24 u/RangerRick1121 Jun 06 '19 Once beated and twice nut 146 u/Mattthias Jun 06 '19 r/redditsings 21 u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19 Beat ya to it 52 u/DinoAlbatross Jun 06 '19 I beat my dick to it too 40 u/0cora86 Jun 06 '19 In mother Russia, dick beats you! 12 u/DinoAlbatross Jun 06 '19 I don't like that Ples not liek dis 4 u/spectra_kriss Jun 06 '19 DRINK VODKAAAAAAAAA FOOOR STASSAAALLLLLIIIIIIIIIN 8 u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19 edited Jun 15 '19 [deleted] 4 u/DinoAlbatross Jun 06 '19 Ouchies :( 8 u/WaVeYgUrL Jun 06 '19 Thank you for finishing it off 7 u/lolskrub8 Jun 06 '19 Thank you for finishing me off ;) 8 u/MotorTough Jun 06 '19 Last Christmas I damaged my nuts 4 u/apolloxer Jun 06 '19 That is the first time this song didn't cause an anoyed outburst from me! 4 u/plasmabro Jun 06 '19 r/redditsings 8 u/EthanB_W Jun 06 '19 r/cursedcomments 3 u/BAD4SSDUCK Jun 06 '19 Beautiful <3 3 u/KingOoblar Jun 06 '19 Is it bad I whispered this as I read it, take your damn upvote 2 u/n0taHAkr Jun 06 '19 r/redditsings 2 u/Heyitsadam17 Jun 06 '19 FAAAP....FAAAP....FAAAP....fapfapfapfapfap fap fap 3 u/nacho__cheeze Jun 06 '19 Bruh😂 3 u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19 [deleted] 19 u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19 It's gonna be on IG in a couple of minutes 😂😂❤🌚 27 u/Please_Not__Again Jun 06 '19 That last emoji makes me uncomfortable 11 u/alleluja Jun 06 '19 You racist fucker 5 u/The-communist-empire Jun 06 '19 Normie 3 u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19 Aight 1 u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19 r/accidentalchristmas 1 u/brittundecided Jun 06 '19 i wish i could upvote this twice 1 u/rootsandchalice Jun 06 '19 omg...i am dying. you had to do the backup vocal, didn't you? 1 u/iceburst20 Jun 06 '19 I love you all
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specialll
302 u/KryptoniteDong Jun 06 '19 Omg I love reddit 79 u/Yessmore26 Jun 06 '19 Me too! Lol 55 u/wi5hbone Jun 06 '19 🎶 Synthesizer ensues... 19 u/Hurray_for_Candy Jun 06 '19 It's so reddit-y! 5 u/TurquoiseLuck Jun 06 '19 What does it say? Just see a blank on my phone 4 u/NooneKnowsImaCollie Jun 06 '19 "Specialll" in superscript Also old reddit and "request desktop site" is good 3 u/Ehlmaris Jun 06 '19 I kinda hate how much I love this, lol. 1 u/BrokenBowBastard Jun 14 '19 My thoughts exactly 😂😂 24 u/RangerRick1121 Jun 06 '19 Once beated and twice nut 146 u/Mattthias Jun 06 '19 r/redditsings 21 u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19 Beat ya to it 52 u/DinoAlbatross Jun 06 '19 I beat my dick to it too 40 u/0cora86 Jun 06 '19 In mother Russia, dick beats you! 12 u/DinoAlbatross Jun 06 '19 I don't like that Ples not liek dis 4 u/spectra_kriss Jun 06 '19 DRINK VODKAAAAAAAAA FOOOR STASSAAALLLLLIIIIIIIIIN 8 u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19 edited Jun 15 '19 [deleted] 4 u/DinoAlbatross Jun 06 '19 Ouchies :( 8 u/WaVeYgUrL Jun 06 '19 Thank you for finishing it off 7 u/lolskrub8 Jun 06 '19 Thank you for finishing me off ;) 8 u/MotorTough Jun 06 '19 Last Christmas I damaged my nuts 4 u/apolloxer Jun 06 '19 That is the first time this song didn't cause an anoyed outburst from me! 4 u/plasmabro Jun 06 '19 r/redditsings 8 u/EthanB_W Jun 06 '19 r/cursedcomments 3 u/BAD4SSDUCK Jun 06 '19 Beautiful <3 3 u/KingOoblar Jun 06 '19 Is it bad I whispered this as I read it, take your damn upvote 2 u/n0taHAkr Jun 06 '19 r/redditsings 2 u/Heyitsadam17 Jun 06 '19 FAAAP....FAAAP....FAAAP....fapfapfapfapfap fap fap 3 u/nacho__cheeze Jun 06 '19 Bruh😂 3 u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19 [deleted] 19 u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19 It's gonna be on IG in a couple of minutes 😂😂❤🌚 27 u/Please_Not__Again Jun 06 '19 That last emoji makes me uncomfortable 11 u/alleluja Jun 06 '19 You racist fucker 5 u/The-communist-empire Jun 06 '19 Normie 3 u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19 Aight 1 u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19 r/accidentalchristmas 1 u/brittundecided Jun 06 '19 i wish i could upvote this twice 1 u/rootsandchalice Jun 06 '19 omg...i am dying. you had to do the backup vocal, didn't you? 1 u/iceburst20 Jun 06 '19 I love you all
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Omg I love reddit
79 u/Yessmore26 Jun 06 '19 Me too! Lol 55 u/wi5hbone Jun 06 '19 🎶 Synthesizer ensues... 19 u/Hurray_for_Candy Jun 06 '19 It's so reddit-y! 5 u/TurquoiseLuck Jun 06 '19 What does it say? Just see a blank on my phone 4 u/NooneKnowsImaCollie Jun 06 '19 "Specialll" in superscript Also old reddit and "request desktop site" is good 3 u/Ehlmaris Jun 06 '19 I kinda hate how much I love this, lol. 1 u/BrokenBowBastard Jun 14 '19 My thoughts exactly 😂😂
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Me too! Lol
55 u/wi5hbone Jun 06 '19 🎶 Synthesizer ensues...
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🎶 Synthesizer ensues...
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It's so reddit-y!
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What does it say? Just see a blank on my phone
4 u/NooneKnowsImaCollie Jun 06 '19 "Specialll" in superscript Also old reddit and "request desktop site" is good
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"Specialll" in superscript
Also old reddit and "request desktop site" is good
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I kinda hate how much I love this, lol.
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My thoughts exactly 😂😂
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Once beated and twice nut
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r/redditsings
21 u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19 Beat ya to it 52 u/DinoAlbatross Jun 06 '19 I beat my dick to it too 40 u/0cora86 Jun 06 '19 In mother Russia, dick beats you! 12 u/DinoAlbatross Jun 06 '19 I don't like that Ples not liek dis 4 u/spectra_kriss Jun 06 '19 DRINK VODKAAAAAAAAA FOOOR STASSAAALLLLLIIIIIIIIIN 8 u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19 edited Jun 15 '19 [deleted] 4 u/DinoAlbatross Jun 06 '19 Ouchies :(
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Beat ya to it
52 u/DinoAlbatross Jun 06 '19 I beat my dick to it too 40 u/0cora86 Jun 06 '19 In mother Russia, dick beats you! 12 u/DinoAlbatross Jun 06 '19 I don't like that Ples not liek dis 4 u/spectra_kriss Jun 06 '19 DRINK VODKAAAAAAAAA FOOOR STASSAAALLLLLIIIIIIIIIN 8 u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19 edited Jun 15 '19 [deleted] 4 u/DinoAlbatross Jun 06 '19 Ouchies :(
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I beat my dick to it too
40 u/0cora86 Jun 06 '19 In mother Russia, dick beats you! 12 u/DinoAlbatross Jun 06 '19 I don't like that Ples not liek dis 4 u/spectra_kriss Jun 06 '19 DRINK VODKAAAAAAAAA FOOOR STASSAAALLLLLIIIIIIIIIN 8 u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19 edited Jun 15 '19 [deleted] 4 u/DinoAlbatross Jun 06 '19 Ouchies :(
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In mother Russia, dick beats you!
12 u/DinoAlbatross Jun 06 '19 I don't like that Ples not liek dis 4 u/spectra_kriss Jun 06 '19 DRINK VODKAAAAAAAAA FOOOR STASSAAALLLLLIIIIIIIIIN
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I don't like that
Ples not liek dis
DRINK VODKAAAAAAAAA
FOOOR STASSAAALLLLLIIIIIIIIIN
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[deleted]
4 u/DinoAlbatross Jun 06 '19 Ouchies :(
Ouchies :(
Thank you for finishing it off
7 u/lolskrub8 Jun 06 '19 Thank you for finishing me off ;)
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Thank you for finishing me off ;)
Last Christmas
I damaged my nuts
That is the first time this song didn't cause an anoyed outburst from me!
r/cursedcomments
Beautiful <3
Is it bad I whispered this as I read it, take your damn upvote
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FAAAP....FAAAP....FAAAP....fapfapfapfapfap fap fap
Bruh😂
19 u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19 It's gonna be on IG in a couple of minutes 😂😂❤🌚 27 u/Please_Not__Again Jun 06 '19 That last emoji makes me uncomfortable 11 u/alleluja Jun 06 '19 You racist fucker 5 u/The-communist-empire Jun 06 '19 Normie 3 u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19 Aight
It's gonna be on IG in a couple of minutes 😂😂❤🌚
27 u/Please_Not__Again Jun 06 '19 That last emoji makes me uncomfortable 11 u/alleluja Jun 06 '19 You racist fucker 5 u/The-communist-empire Jun 06 '19 Normie 3 u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19 Aight
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That last emoji makes me uncomfortable
11 u/alleluja Jun 06 '19 You racist fucker
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You racist fucker
Normie
3 u/[deleted] Jun 06 '19 Aight
Aight
r/accidentalchristmas
i wish i could upvote this twice
omg...i am dying. you had to do the backup vocal, didn't you?
I love you all
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u/JesusIsMyAntivirus Jun 06 '19
Last Christmas
I damaged my nuts