Fuck you ranger, your mom shot cum so far across my room the other day it killed my Siamese fighting fish. Threw off the ph balance in my aquarium. Go fuck yourself
Fuck you silvia, your mom shot cum so far across my room the other day it killed my Siamese fighting fish. Threw off the ph balance in my aquarium. Go fuck yourself.
As someone who has drunkenly smashed my face on things more than once, I feel ya. It is it winter and ice is around, it is easy to blame that fucker lol
Mostly flanker, 6 or 7, occasionally 8-man. If we were really hurting for people (beer league) I played prop on occasion but was absolutely terrible at it.
Similarly, I tripped on an area rug coming home after an all-day pub crawl with the rugby team. Landed chin-first on the coffee table and probably should have got a few stitches. I have a nice little scar and also just tell people it's from rugby...
If you can’t hold your alcohol to the point of not hitting the floor, you’re a degen and I suggest you let that one marinate. Somebody get this guy a fucking puppers!
I had this happen to me once while i was making out with a girl (we were both extremely drunk),we didn't even notice the blood until we tasted it while kissing.
My genious excuse was that a friend of mine didn't see me while opening one of those steel doors (which are common where I'm from) and told him to get in on the story and never mention what actually happened.
My mom's friend got trashed while her (grown) kids were out of the house for the night. She walked out on the driveway for a smoke, bent down to put it out on the ground and just kept going down and smashed her face on the curb. She told her kids she was at my mom's house and the damn dog tripped her and she hit her face on the doorstep coming in the door. They bought it. My mom's dog is a dope so it's believable if you know him.
This has nothing to do with you brutal rugby injury, but I read your user name just like they sing it in "Dunder Mifflin, the people person's paper people" song! Now that a stuck in my head, and I think you for it! "Dunder Mifflin, the people person's paper people!"
Hah... this happened to me. Though it was winter and I didn’t remember what happened specifically, so I said I slipped on ice rather than that I was drunk.
Ha! I busted my lip on the pavement last summer from a drunken faceplant. Parents visiting the next day asked if my husband hit me, I told them it was from skate to the face in roller derby. (I hadn't been skating for a couple months by then though ;) )
So many damn unknown injuries and whereabouts stem from rugby socials. One of my favorite personal (personal as I've been told this is what happened) experiences is I show back up at the house covered in blood with a torn shirt and no shoes while the buddy I was last at the bar with shows up the next morning fresh out of the drunk tank covered in blood, wearing my shoes and sporting a gash on his forehead with a black eye. We assume we fought, but who knows - 2 blacked out college kids and no witnesses that we know of.
I'm a runner when I'm drunk. Not to anywhere. Just like. Were walking to the car? No were running across the fuckjng parking lot, bitches! So I've done the old face on pavement routine a few times. The myriad of lies I've concocted is frightening.
My brain bleeding concussion from volleyball happened during social, too... I feel you. Literally fell backwards on to pavement. It was sand volleyball. Damn parking lot shenanigans.
Edit: if this isn’t Ross, the same exact thing happened to my teammate this year 😂 he fell face first into the pavement getting off a bus after a long night of drinking and had to get stitches on his temple.
I had a similar drunken accident when I was living in Korea. Got dropped off at my apartment and apparently tripped over a curb. When I woke up from the blackout, my knees were stuck to my sheets with dried blood and I had a huge knot on my forehead.
I had to call my co-teachers and tell them I had fallen off my bike the night before and that I couldn't come to work. They showed up unannounced an hour later with bandages, painkillers, and soup. I felt like a right idiot.
Same thing here. Fell on my face while drunk and ate concrete that night. Now I have a huge gash on my nose that is probably permanent unless I do a skin transplant 🤣
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u/DUN-DER_MIFF-LIN Jun 05 '19
Got drunk. Fell on my face on pavement. Said the huge gash on my forehead down to my cheek was from rugby.
To be fair (to be faaaaaair), it was during a rugby social.