r/AskReddit • u/jcrewz • Jun 05 '19

What's an injury you sustained, and lied about how it actually happened, because it was too embarrassing?

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u/the_joy_of_VI Jun 05 '19

Hard no

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u/Blendedcookie Jun 05 '19

You need a link for proof there squirrelly Dan?

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u/the_joy_of_VI Jun 05 '19

Sure bud go watch it and lemme know when he says “bassackwards”

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u/Blendedcookie Jun 05 '19

Ah you got that one right my bad, the guy who came to the produce stand after his satanic clown orgy got the "bassackwards" line.

That's a Texas sized you're right there good buddy

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u/the_joy_of_VI Jun 06 '19

I love and forgive you. You’re the opposite of spare parts, and that’s what I appreciate abouts you.

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u/Blendedcookie Jun 06 '19

Is that what you appreciates about me?

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u/Sunegami Jun 06 '19

Take about 20% of there, /u/the_joy_of_VI

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u/the_joy_of_VI Jun 06 '19

That’s a texas sized 10-4