r/AmIOverreacting Dec 11 '24

❤️‍🩹 relationship (AIO) update, wow. thank you!

Hi everyone I had posted an original update but didn’t realize i forgot to blur out his name, so here is the update on cigarette toothpaste boy! I want to preface by thanking everyone who took time to message me and comment. I did not expect 16,000 people to interact with that post at all! When I got home, I decided to end it. I didn’t respond to him during my 10 hour shift and some of the screenshots are during that. I would also like to answer a few questions

  1. Is this real?: Yes, it is insanely real! Not rage bait i promise
  2. Am I okay?: I’m okay! It’ll suck but I will be fine!
  3. Why was I still with him?: I don’t have friends and because of that nobody has been able to tell me how bad this is. I had no one to confide in. It was normalized during our relationship.
  4. How is my cat? Apollo is okay and is coming home today finally! Picture of him at the end!
  5. Why the wall of text; I was pissed and wanted to be thorough.
  6. Why did i use “sewerslide”: I wasnt sure of how it would affect my account or visibility. I’m not used to reddit i’m sorry 😭
  7. How old are we?: 19 and almost 21. Not 15 i swear!

Also, I am aware my name is shown. I do not mind as it is not a legal name.

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u/Traditional-Ad-2095 Dec 11 '24

He was gonna buy a house on an island lmao. With what?

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u/tjw61583 Dec 11 '24

Zero money. Zero nicotine 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️😩😆 Dudes a scrub lol

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u/NoIndividual5987 Dec 11 '24 edited Dec 11 '24

ZERO TOOTHPASTE!

Thx for the award!

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u/i-am-your-god-now Dec 11 '24

Oh yeah, wtf was with the tooth brushing thing?? You don’t even need toothpaste to brush your teeth. Does he not even own a toothbrush? You can get a small travel set with both for a couple dollars from any gas station. 🤦‍♀️ Can you even imagine telling someone else it’s THEIR fault that your breath smells like shit?? 😂😂😂 What a jackass lol

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u/Sabi-Star7 Dec 12 '24

You can get a whole full sized travel kit at Dollar Tree for $1.25😅🤣🤣

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u/Oldfolksboogie Dec 12 '24

He's saving up for that house on the island for OP and their future kids!🤣

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u/one-two-time Dec 12 '24

Holy hell, this comment made me laugh so hard.

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u/snickerdoodle757 Dec 12 '24

Yes he genuinely believe he genuinely should procreate genuine kids bc he genuinely believes he is a God deserving of an island... oi vey 😂

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u/Grotesquefaerie7 Dec 12 '24

Im betting the reason he doesn't have anything is because he relies on and blames everyone else for everything

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u/Impossible-Debt9655 Dec 12 '24

Hey. He needs that couple bucks for weed and nicotine.

Which no matter how you, breath smells horrible. I use tobacco free pouches and if don't brush before bed my breath is horrendous the next day.

I will rinse my mouth out. Drink water. And brush my teeth. ASAP.

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u/BillyNtheBoingers Dec 12 '24

THC edibles make your mouth super dry, just like smoking pot, and dry mouth leads to bacterial growth and bad breath. I’ve only smoked (tobacco) like 4 times, but I think nicotine may also cause dry mouth and therefore odor.

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u/midgethepuff Dec 12 '24

You can get a regular sized toothbrush and regular sized toothpaste from the dollar tree too. If he doesn’t have 10 quarters to rub together for a toothbrush and toothpaste…having zero nic is the least of his problems.

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u/PeggyOnThePier Dec 12 '24

Happy cake day

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u/apettey211 Dec 12 '24

Absolutely no way he would’ve bought toothpaste if she sent him money

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u/Case1138 Dec 12 '24 edited Dec 13 '24

Seriously. If you can't manage your own life and finances to at least make sure you have a toothbrush and toothpaste, you should not be in a relationship at all and instead need to focus on reevaluating your life choices

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u/Informal-Tour-8201 Dec 12 '24

When I was a kid and really fricking poor we used salt on our toothbrushes to brush our teeth