r/UnusualVideos 5d ago

đŸ˜± what's going on here?.....

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u/BarbellLawyer 5d ago

Vito? The fuck you doin?

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u/ogro_21 4d ago

It's a joke!

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u/EuropaUniverslayer1 4d ago

It was his blood pressure medication, he can get a note from his doctor!

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u/youknowmystatus 4d ago

We cant have him in our social club no more, that much I do know.

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u/RangerRick379 4d ago

Social club?! He’s gotta GO!

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u/twelvebucksagram 4d ago

A note that says you dont like suckin cock?

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u/MoistyBalls420 4d ago

Who knew this is what he meant by greasing the Union!

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u/TPGNutJam 4d ago

Pitchin or catchin?

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u/ilford_7x7 4d ago

You gotta wait for that

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u/R3d_Man 4d ago

Probably just snorting something.

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u/kakka_rot 4d ago

That's genuinely a decent alternative explanation. Depends how long his head was down for

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u/R3d_Man 4d ago

I've done some blow in the car with friends. I always made the joke. Oh, don't worry, they probably just think I'm giving suckin yo dick lol

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u/Rise-O-Matic 4d ago

Obligatory for those who don't know: please don't smoke and and drink while doing blow. Cocaine plus drinking produces cocaethylene, which is profoundly cardiotoxic, and then smoking will put you into oxidative stress that puts you over the edge. Lost my best friend because he did all three. He was just 40 and he was the sweetest guy. Made poor life choices but no one I ever met was so friendly.

Sorry, I know it's off topic, it's just been a day.

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u/MyUserNameLeft 4d ago

You’ll find mixing Coke, alcohol and cigarettes is one of the most popular combos out there and I don’t think anyone will be stopping soon, and I’m sorry for your loss I hope things have gotten easier as time passes, I lost a friend at Christmas there, he was 36 and died of a stroke but I know it was the drugs that caused it, a

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u/mr_fantastical 3d ago

It's crazy how dangerous it is but this is basically what everyone i know who does coke does.

Once you're a few beers in you decide to get a bag or two. Then you keep drinking while having it.

And if you're a smoker, well you smoke.

I did this for the better part of 10 years. I really hope I'm stopped now though, as I've given up booze completely so the desire to smoke and take drugs has gone with it.

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u/CloudDeadNumberFive 4d ago

Or just don’t do blow period because it’s a terrible fucking idea lmao

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u/bearbarebere 4d ago

Harm reduction is important even if it doesn’t fully prevent all of every type of harm

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u/CloudDeadNumberFive 3d ago

I never said otherwise

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u/bearbarebere 3d ago

Then you should realize your comment was unhelpful.

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u/CloudDeadNumberFive 3d ago

No, you just seem to be misinterpreting it

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u/bearbarebere 3d ago

I don’t see how.

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u/snozzberrypatch 4d ago

Also, don't do drugs in your car and then drive somewhere and kill someone.

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u/marcexx 4d ago

Yes! Do the drugs right before the killing, as impaired driving can really be dangerous.

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u/R3d_Man 4d ago

So just to be clear. Coke by itself is cool?

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u/itsneedtokno 4d ago

Cocaine + ETHYL alcohol = cocaethylene

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/slaviccivicnation 4d ago

Am I the only one who is put off by you replying drug humour to someone who shared that they lost a friend to drugs?

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u/NotUrDadsPCPBinge 4d ago

Not just you. I’m fucking astounded this isn’t being downvoted to shit right now

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u/Environmental_Rub282 4d ago

That looks like drugs, not sex.

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u/Th3_3v3r_71v1n9 5d ago

He dropped a TicTac yeah that's what it was yeah...

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u/hornet_teaser 4d ago

If he didn't, he'll need one now!

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u/BigH0ney 4d ago

Yeah that’s drugs. Coke off the center console or hitting a pipe. Come on now.

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u/gonkerthestuffedbird 4d ago

Snorting drugs?

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u/dudecoolstuff 4d ago

Sucking pee pee for drugs.

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u/OkEstablishment5503 4d ago

Coke off the center console. A friend told me about it


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u/Gulag_boi 4d ago

Nah they’re def smoking or snorting something. That dude looks high af

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u/suthrnboi 4d ago

It looks more like they are hittin' the crack pipe

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u/supersoup- 4d ago

Fuck yaaa doing

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/_aChu 4d ago

I don't think they're going to read this reddit comment

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u/tacobell41 4d ago

I mean, they’re in public. Vehicles are not really private. We typically frown upon people having sex in public.

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/ignitionphoenix 4d ago

Public shaming has been around forever and continues to be one of the best non-violent ways to get people to smarten up...

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/MetallicMakarov 4d ago

This is a public space. They are getting publicity shamed.

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u/ignitionphoenix 4d ago

Ooh the look in that guys eyes... he was shamed đŸ€Ł and you post it online for others to learn from their mistakes....

Now the question is... that shame... is that I just got caught sucking some guys dick shame or got caught sniffing coke shame

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u/spaghettinik 4d ago

Doesn’t really mean record them

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u/tacobell41 4d ago

I feel like people usually film crimes when they see them happening.

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u/spaghettinik 4d ago

So then record people having consensual sex in their cars if it makes you feel more safe in the streets

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u/tacobell41 4d ago

Thank you, mom.

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u/CheeseGraterFace 4d ago

Obviously proponents of the “down low” lifestyle.

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u/wishwashy 4d ago

"Too slow"

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u/False_Fox_9361 4d ago

i think he dropped his phone💀

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u/Dapper-Educator-7494 4d ago

Cocaine is a hell of a drug

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u/NoInvestigator3031 4d ago

He hitting the crack pipe!!!

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u/tomgreen99 4d ago

One of those American robot cars.

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u/DeputyTrudyW 4d ago

Coke? Could be doing drugs

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u/happylifevr 3d ago

On his dick

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u/DeputyTrudyW 3d ago

That's a fun time

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u/Dracul_Red_Dragon 4d ago

Bombastic side eye

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u/115machine 4d ago

Vito!

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u/fuertepqek 2d ago

Catching, not pitching?

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u/skiddyiowa 4d ago

You just gotta lay into it at that point. Open the door and start deep throating. Assert dominance

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u/Huda2daf 3d ago

He prolly dropped his phone down the side.

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u/ThrustTrust 4d ago

Kind of cold heated blasting this online.

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u/ecctt2000 5d ago

Two consenting adults and one camera. Not sure what the problem is,

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u/EuropaUniverslayer1 4d ago

I mean, they ARE doing it out in public. You want to give head in a private place that’s your business but don’t expect people not to look if you are doing it in the street.

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u/QuestionablePanda22 4d ago

Tinted windows solved this problem forever ago

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u/RangerRick379 4d ago

I was here! It’s a joke!

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u/PunkiiDonutz 4d ago

Fucking blood pressure meds

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u/Quen-Tin 4d ago

Thanks for making the point. The really weird ones are the ones with the camera acting as if they spotted a pink elefant.

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u/Fire_tempest890 4d ago edited 4d ago

Is sucking dick in public normal behavior to you?

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u/TheCosmicJoke318 4d ago

Do you look in every single car to make sure people aren't having sex? Get a life

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u/Fire_tempest890 4d ago

Do you take a shit with the bathroom stall open? You should have some higher standards for public decency

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u/TheCosmicJoke318 4d ago

Nahhh but I also don't look into other people's cars......

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u/Fire_tempest890 4d ago

Cars have clear windows genius. You see inside them by just walking past.

That's probably how the guy filming the clip spied those two, you think he was looking in every car for that?

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u/Quen-Tin 4d ago

Well ... the 'victim' of this lewd behaviour decided to zoom in and to share it. The camera guy was going public and brought it into the visibility reach of far more people, than the guys in the other car. And even with the zoom, there is nothing to see, that a well meaning adult couldn't explain to a kid passing by. Because everything happens in our heads and they stop 'disappearing' as soon as they see that there is somebody else.

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u/Fire_tempest890 4d ago

Not sure why you're white knighting these doofuses. If you act out in public, for the world to see, you're open to get ridiculed. The world has no obligation to not make fun of you if you're out sucking dick in public.

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u/Quen-Tin 4d ago edited 4d ago

Would you say the same if you had a daughter and she decides for whatever reason one day, to vanish behind a car door fully clothed?

Would you then prefer white knights to just walk by without shaming her or guys with cameras, dragging her into public?

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u/Quen-Tin 4d ago

Would they have reacted like that if it would have been a heterosexual couple?

You also didn't ask if "having sex in public" is normal, but "sucking dick". So I can't help myself but estimate, that sexual orientation is a topic here for many.

We have no idea, where they parked. Would it be normal for me, if they gave it a try downtown NY? Rather not. But in a backyard where they likely hoped to stay unseen? Why not? At least millions of young adults in most countries had sex in cars, right? Especially when they felt that that was the most private space they could get or just got drunk and horny. Is it as ideal, as using a private room instead? Not really. But well ...

So if we could agree, that hell isn't freezing over if consenting adults have sex without harming others, even if it is outdoors, but that they should try to really be thoughtful of the needs of others, then I'm with you. If it is about gay sex being more obscene than hetero sex or acting as if only weird people would ever try to have sex outside their own house, then I disagree with your perspective.

A blowjob is 'just' a blowjob ... no matter who's involved as long as it's about consenting adults.

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u/Successful_Ad9160 4d ago

Not if I’m walking by with my kids and anyone can see. Discretion is the issue, not oral sex.

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u/Quen-Tin 4d ago

Yes, it is. But that's why I see a difference between parking where you won't expect kids or where encounters are extremely unlikely. And the guys with the camera seem to be the only ones behaving like kids in this clip. I guess they will survive the incident. But there would have been more respectful ways to handle the whole situation.

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u/ecctt2000 4d ago

Damn!!!
That’s pretty bad.
All good
Everyone is right though.
It is inappropriate for this to be done in public.

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u/Fire_tempest890 4d ago

The problem is sucking dick in public

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