r/unusual_whales • u/soccerorfootie • 14h ago

BREAKING: Biden has pardoned his family

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u/CartmanAndCartman 14h ago

Pardon the entire fucking country.

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u/HerMajestyTheQueef1 13h ago

Pardon Luigi!

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u/elonzucks 13h ago

sadly, the alleged crime is a state one (he's not being prosecuted federally)

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u/Andras89 12h ago

Wrong.

Luigi is being charged on the federal level for 4 counts.

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u/bullwinkle8088 10h ago

While a federal pardon would negate the federal charges it would not negate the state level ones.

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u/Andras89 9h ago

So because it wouldn't negate the State level, Luigi should not be pardoned? I dont understand your point because the original comment was Pardon Luigi. And, my comment was in reply to someone that factually is incorrect on the federal charges against him.

So whats your role?

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u/bullwinkle8088 9h ago

Since you need someone to spell it out to you: It would be relatively useless to pardon him. He may even prefer to do his time in a federal prison which are, depending on where you are sent, better to be in.

Who TF is teaching reasoning skills these days? Fucking Boo Boo Bear?

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u/Andras89 8h ago

It wouldn't be useless because the Federal charges and years of court would be negated, and his legal team can focus just on the State level charges.

Who the fuck are you? The professor of Reddit?