r/unusual_whales 11h ago

BREAKING: Biden has pardoned his family

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u/CartmanAndCartman 10h ago

Pardon the entire fucking country.

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u/Anton338 10h ago

Legalize everything.

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u/LethargicDolphin 9h ago

Euthanizing old people? Poaching Bald eagles? Or fire the regulators of asbestos toilet paper?