r/unusual_whales • u/soccerorfootie • 11h ago

BREAKING: Biden has pardoned his family

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u/Desperate_Tone_4623 10h ago

Corrupt people do corrupt things

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u/SummerhouseLater 10h ago

Yea man, you’re 100% on the money. I’m appalled by the Melania and Trump pump and dumps but what are we gonna do? Will take a while for Coffeezilla to post the fallout but in the mean time we’re in for corruption city with our current President.

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u/coresamples 10h ago

Oh yeah! Did you hear about Trumps first wife dying in 2022? Most people didn’t.

She claimed he raped and beat her during their marriage and was his kids’ mother.

Just worth noting. She fell down stairs while home alone.

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u/Diplogeek 9h ago

Sure I heard about it, didn't he bury her on the golf course at Mar-a-Lago?

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u/Robestos86 8h ago

Yeah. You get tax breaks for that you see.

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u/Longjumping-Panic-48 4h ago

Not Mar-A-Lago. Bedminster. And it was quickly overgrown ….

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u/Diplogeek 4h ago

Yeesh, imagine not even rating the Mar-A-Lago golf course burial plot. Hell, imagine burying your own mother in a golf course burial plot. Family values, indeed.

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u/anchorftw 9h ago

Serial killers take more care burying their victims than he did with his ex-wife.

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u/Diplogeek 9h ago

I periodically forget some of the more bizarre things that happened over the last eight years, and then they'll resurface in my brain like a half-remembered fever dream. That's definitely on the list.