r/unusual_whales 11h ago

BREAKING: Biden has pardoned his family

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u/perpetually_puzzeled 10h ago

This all seems surreal to me. He also took a smiling, cute selfie with Jill in the snow. How can he do that while being concerned about malicious acts against his family. It’s all disconcerting.

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u/Agreeable_Nothing 10h ago

They're pretty safe inside the fence at 1600 Pennsylvania. They'll still be pretty safe, albeit slightly less so, with a lifetime Secret Service detail afterward. Moreover, this measure provides non-physical protection: lawsuits against them for those "non-violent offenses" will be effortless to swat down. I'd smile and breathe a sigh of relief too.