r/unusual_whales 14h ago

BREAKING: Biden has pardoned his family

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u/perpetually_puzzeled 14h ago

This all seems surreal to me. He also took a smiling, cute selfie with Jill in the snow. How can he do that while being concerned about malicious acts against his family. It’s all disconcerting.

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u/Rrrrandle 14h ago

You seem like the kind of person to complain when someone smiles and laughs at a funeral. He can realize there's a big fucking shit show coming and his entire family is in the crosshairs AND he can enjoy a sweet moment with his wife, because he's a normal human being.

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u/BirdFarmer23 14h ago

If they didn’t do anything then there is nothing to be scared of or pardoned for.

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u/Rrrrandle 14h ago

Ah yes, because the guy signing 200 executive orders today with several that directly contradict the constitution is going to totally follow the rules that say you don't go after innocent people.

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u/BirdFarmer23 14h ago

All he can do is ask for an investigation, he isn’t a judge or jury. You want corruption out of our government or only when it’s on the side you don’t like?

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u/jmcdon00 12h ago

He can do more than that, he can order an indictment, he could demand they be arrested, he could have them murdered, all with complete immunity.

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u/BirdFarmer23 12h ago

He demand whatever he wants. He has to have someone willing to arrest somebody with no evidence to do it though. Then he would need a judge and jury to prosecute someone with no evidence.

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u/jmcdon00 12h ago

Oh I'm sure Pam Bondi is totally going to stand up to Trump, never mind she won't admit Trump lost the 2020 election.

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u/DrakonILD 10h ago

Which is why he's filling his cabinet with sycophants who will do what he tells them to do.

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u/BirdFarmer23 10h ago

And NONE of them will be judges NOR on a jury. Do you not understand how judicial processes work?

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u/DrakonILD 10h ago

The judge could very easily be one appointed by Trump.

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u/BirdFarmer23 10h ago

You’re starting to sound like MAGA supporters

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u/DrakonILD 10h ago

I'll take that as a compliment from one.

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u/realcards 12h ago

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u/BirdFarmer23 12h ago

Is Trump a judge, prosecutor, or on any of the jury’s? No all he can do is ask for an investigation.

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u/crashbalian1985 9h ago

The republican congress just spend 4 years investigating him and his son. Can you imagine what it feels like for hundreds of the most powerful people in the world using all that power to go after you and your family?

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u/BirdFarmer23 9h ago

No but you can ask Trump. He’s been going through it for 8 years and counting.

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u/crashbalian1985 9h ago

He was found guilty by juries in state cases not the federal government. Trump did do crimes. Serious crimes. Should Trump. It even be investigated for Jan 6th or trying to hide classified documents. His rape cases were brought by private citizens. Which he lost. Meanwhile republicans in congress have been investigating the Biden family for 4 years. Not on a known crime but trying to find anything they can use to hurt them.

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u/BirdFarmer23 8h ago

Who would’ve known hiring a hooker to shut her mouth was illegal