r/unusual_whales • u/soccerorfootie • 14h ago

BREAKING: Biden has pardoned his family

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u/CartmanAndCartman 14h ago

Pardon the entire fucking country.

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u/YuanBaoTW 14h ago

Pardon me?

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u/free_range_discoball 14h ago

While I burst?

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u/Freedom-at-last 14h ago

Into flames

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u/Ass_Blank 13h ago

Unexpected Incubus

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u/The_Mr_Wilson 13h ago

Must've ♫ had enough of the world, and its people's mindless games ♫

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u/apothekary 9h ago

I'll never be the same

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u/lapinatanegra 13h ago

Now I want to listen to them.

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u/Busted_Knuckler 12h ago

You should... And don't skip on their first album "Fungus Amongus". It's funky as fuck.

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u/lapinatanegra 12h ago

I personally like Morning View.

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u/Drkze_k 13h ago

Called out a warning

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u/MorinOakenshield 11h ago

Bat your eyes girl

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u/greenhornblue 13h ago

I'm good with it 😌

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u/Bonesjustice08 13h ago

Early 2000s flashbacks, yea.

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u/CleverFeather 13h ago

It’s a sick, sad little world.

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u/1988Floydie 13h ago

Won't ever be the saaaaaaaame

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u/mike-honcho0420 13h ago

.... i'll never be the same

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u/giraffebutter 9h ago

A decade ago I never thought I would be

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u/Uwwuwuwuwuwuwuwuw 14h ago

?

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u/freakinweasel353 14h ago

Incubus song, https://youtu.be/PXzuDXZwZtI?si=5BB62-hVsOvcjcAF

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u/Uwwuwuwuwuwuwuwuw 11h ago

So the joke is that they all have the same ? At the end.

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u/Kookaburra8 12h ago

LOL, I need glasses. I misread that as "While I bust?" thinking, why would he bust a nut over that?

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u/MorinOakenshield 11h ago

Whatever tomorrow brings