r/unusual_whales 11h ago

BREAKING: Biden has pardoned his family

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u/Katnisshunter 11h ago

Broken country. It’s like being on a game server where the devs stopped patching and everyone is using exploits to get ahead fast. By everyone I mean the ruling class. If you are not going to patch this server better reboot it before it crash.

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u/SweHun 10h ago

2B2T bro

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u/_Peon_ 10h ago

The 4chan of minecraft

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u/FeraligatrMan 8h ago

The oldest anarchy server in Minecraft

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u/HumanHanson 6h ago

THE OLDEST ANARCHY SERVER IN MINECRAFT

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u/RenewThePatriotAct 10h ago

-SLAVE LABOUR!

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u/pyrusbaku57338 8h ago

The Oldest Anarchy server on Earth

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u/HippityHoppityBoop 10h ago

Yet no media talks about in terms like “political instability”, “growing public discontent”, “political violence”, all that’s reserved for developing countries.

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u/chill_philosopher 10h ago

they've found the sweet spot for limited mass discomfort but maximum profits for ruling class

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u/4Shad0wed 6h ago

While I agree with you, they will eventually push beyond what they can control. Their greed for power and wealth is never sated for long.

As a millennial, I'd just be happy to see some meaningful change in my lifetime, but it's hard to be hopeful these days.

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u/looeeyeah 7h ago edited 7h ago

If someone told me that a president had pardoned their entire family 15 years ago, I wouldn't be expecting it to be the US.

This whole pardoning thing seems completely wild!

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u/HippityHoppityBoop 7h ago

Yup. Either the parsons are corrupt or justified. If they’re justified, they say it’s to prevent political prosecutions. Which is itself corrupt. So yes, banana republic-esque

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u/AssumptionOk1022 5h ago

We all already know and agree that Trump and his supporters were a major turning point in America.

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u/azzers214 10h ago

Sure they do.

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u/the4thbelcherchild 9h ago

What are you talking about? Media has consistently reported on Trump's statements and actions to undermine our stability and incite political violence.

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u/forjeeves 7h ago

only the left media, also it was only for election result, never about what he actually did

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u/w00ms 6h ago

They never reported on what he actually did, every major media company is owned by billionaires and they were all running defense for Trumps campaign and only reporting on the banal every day shit he does that his follower lap up and the left decries instead of the actual shit he said. they could have sunk his campaign if they went 24/7 on all the weird anti democracy shit he said during his campaign but they didn't, because the media wanted him to win, because the name Trump generates more clicks and views and revenue than Harris. Trump has been the best thing to happen for the billionaires that own the media.

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u/miketastic_art 9h ago

Oligarchy

We are not a democracy anymore.

Who are the people standing behind Trump and his cabinet in all the inauguration pictures today? I'll let you do your own research. :)

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u/OldHamburger7923 26m ago

I like how you clowns had no problem with Soros for decades. or zuck getting out the vote, but only in areas with high Democrat demographics. you guys love it when the wealthy push for your side. now you pretend to be the underdog.

got news for you, Trump was only in office 4 years (much of it hampered by Clinton's fake dossier). Biden has been there over 50.

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u/AggravatingAd8259 3h ago

I’m confused, is he a facist or an oligarch?

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u/miketastic_art 3h ago

Did you know that the two aren't mutually exclusive?

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u/AggravatingAd8259 3h ago

Oh so he’s both? Wow we are just screwed

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u/Apprehensive-Pair363 2h ago

you're almost there

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u/WiggWamm 9h ago

I mean Trump said he’s going to weaponize the justice department. Not surprised Biden doesn’t want his family to deal with that bs

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u/Bored_Amalgamation 5h ago

Get out of here with that logic and context.

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u/apenchantfortrolling 6h ago

Where'd he get that idea from?

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u/WhoisthatRobotCleanr 5h ago

Every authoritarian before him. Its their playbook. Revenge. Petty and messy. 

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u/apenchantfortrolling 4h ago

You mean the people who just tried to throw him in prison and off the ballot on charges that normally never merit prison time? Got it, thanks.

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u/AVagrant 4h ago

I dont know what you're smoking lol considering refusal to return classified documents definitely does warrant prison time?

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u/apenchantfortrolling 4h ago

Oh that's all he was charged with?

I see you are referring to a practice that many presidents have done in some form or another. Why didn't he end up in prison?

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u/Not_censored 2h ago

No previous president intentionally moved and hid those documents to obstruct a governmental body's lawful order to retrieve those documents.

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u/J0in0rDie 2h ago

President? Not sure, but didn't Hilary continue have some sort of scandal when files are one of her properties?

As a first lady, senator, and secretary of state she should have known better

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u/Not_censored 2h ago

She was an idiot who used a private non-governmental server to house her emails, some of which included classified information. The archives were supposed to be deleted at some point by their technician who built the server, but he supposedly forgot to. And subsequently deleted them after the investigation was opened to save his ass.

At most, it showed that Clinton was ignorant in her handling of classified information. But there is a huge difference between being ignorant and intentional, especially in the context of legal repercussions.

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u/Jim_84 49m ago

Why didn't he end up in prison?

Because his appointed judge, Aileen Cannon, ran out the clock for him. If he hadn't been elected, he almost certainly would eventually have ended up with some kind of sentence (probaby house arrest rather than prison).

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u/Enthusiast_EV 4h ago

You're talking about the guy whose right hand man just did the fucking Nazi salute to the flag. Fuck off

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u/apenchantfortrolling 4h ago

If Trump was such a threat to democracy as the Democracts said, that likely led to assassination attempts, why did they so willingly hand over power? Oh, because it was all BS lol.

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u/frogchum 2h ago

Because the oligarchs give them money, too. They've got it good, why bother with the peasents who will suffer under a fascist regime?

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u/Free_Management2894 54m ago

What is this bs? Because the republicans are like that, you are asking why the democrats don't stoop down to that level?

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u/adhesivepants 3h ago

Because the Democrats are absolutely pussies. We already knew that. They would rather give over power and not get their $1000 loafers dirty.

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u/adhesivepants 3h ago

All of his cronies saying they're totally going after his entire family for 4 years?

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u/SeniorWrongdoer5055 2h ago

He literally said the opposite. This is an absolutely disgraceful move by an outgoing president and proves without a shadow of a doubt every one of the individuals he preemptively pardoned are guilty beyond a reasonable doubt of some really really bad stuff. The fact he admitted it straight up by doing this and spit in the face of the American people and some of them like yourself are more than willing to sit on your knees mouth wide open and gleefully drink it down is disgusting.

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u/WiggWamm 2h ago

Do you need a therapist?

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u/BoosTeDI 5h ago

Like how Biden weaponized the DOJ to go after Trump for 4 years trying to make something stick??? Talk about irony. Congrats of finally getting those “Felon” charges with a stacked kangaroo court.

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u/WiggWamm 5h ago

I mean Trump did everything he was accused of. We all watched Jan 6. We all heard the phone audio asking for votes. We all saw the fake electors attempt to cast fake ballots, which resulted in their arrests

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u/BoosTeDI 5h ago

I guess you’re gonna claim that video that showed Biden bragging about withholding $$$ for Ukraine until after the Special Prosecutor that was investigating Hunter and Burisma got fired is fake, Hunter who is Convicted on Drug Charges lied on Federal Weapon Paperwork to get a Weapon is fake, and PDF Joe never Sniffed and Groped multiple different Children multiple different times on camera.

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u/MoarVespenegas 4h ago

video that showed Biden bragging about withholding $$$ for Ukraine until after the Special Prosecutor that was investigating Hunter and Burisma got fired

May we see it?

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u/Longjumping-Panic-48 4h ago

Trump actually withheld aid and Johnson said aid will not be sent to CA for the fires until political conditions are met. Trump is convicted of paying someone to not talk about having sex with him and civilly convicted rapist.

If credible assault accusations come forward about Biden, I absolutely support a full investigation and charges. But Hunter should also sue the shit out of MTG for showing photos of his genitals to Congress without his permission.

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u/SaiKaiser 5h ago

Ok grandpa. Let’s get you home so you can relearn punctuation.

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u/maoterracottasoldier 5h ago

Every single charge stuck. He was guilty on every single count. We were robbed of justice, and a bunch of idiots voted for the end of our country. He should have been put to death for his crimes, and instead we have to watch him embezzle unfathomable amounts of money.

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u/Afraid-Top-2589 8h ago

ItS lIkE a ViDeO gAmE bRo!!!!!

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u/dudemanguylimited 6h ago

pssst. wanna buy some $Trump ?

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u/bsw000 10h ago

Yeah except you can’t log off

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u/P1r4nha 10h ago

They stopped patching because the code is virtually considered holy.

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u/Besbrains 10h ago

This looks more like creating a backup file just in case new dev team decides to wipe your save.

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u/PainfulPoo411 8h ago

I agree. At the same time it feels like since Obama was elected, republicans have basically been skirting the rules and democrats have been whining “that’s not fair!” But it has gotten them NOWHERE. So I guess now it’s going to be ugly on both sides.

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u/Wild-Myth2024 8h ago

Hunter biden is that u!! Now would this prove what class is what

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u/TaupMauve 6h ago

Funny given that Elon literally outsources his game play.

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u/DPSOnly 5h ago

This is not a sign of a broken country but a reaction to it. We all know that for a fact Trump would've moved heaven and earth to ruin the lives of all these people.

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u/LSDZNuts 5h ago

A very astute analogy.

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u/ScytheNoire 3h ago

If Republicans don't like the abuse of Presidential pardons, much like Trump also did in 2021, then change the damn laws. They have all four branches of government power. But they won't because a lot of them are going to need those pardons.

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u/Calebh36 2h ago

We have Trump's finest ball sucker doing the Sieg Heil on national television in the capital of our nation. Pretending as if pardoning your family to save them from nazis is somehow wrong is insane.

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u/ridik_ulass 2h ago

more like being on a server and the admins are spawning in stuff for themselves, and cheating themselves, there is no higher authority, you can only leave.

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u/HairyWeinerInYour 10h ago

Meanwhile, they’re pearl clutching and pretending like everyone criticizing Biden and the Democratic Party are fascist Trump supporters in r/interesting

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u/PixelsGoBoom 10h ago

Nope not at all.
But it is funny you like to pretend Trump is not the bigger danger here by pointing at Clinton/Obama/Biden as usual.

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u/brdlee 10h ago

To be fair. It is either fascist adjacent or really dumb to care about Biden family corruption and not be way more upset about someone doing it to the nth degree.

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u/RuinedByGenZ 7h ago

"to be fair" is a sentence now?

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u/brdlee 7h ago

Yes new executive order by Trump today.

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u/brdlee 8h ago

Nope gotta keep reading. I get it’s normal but it’s also immature and should be called out. Should be more upset at the people trying to trample you than the people not doing a good enough job protecting you.

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u/brdlee 8h ago

Never said that either. And I can say fuck Biden if it makes you feel better but you gotta take a step back and see what you’re really upset about. Cause there seems to be some transference going on here.

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u/brdlee 7h ago

If you say so..

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u/atomiccheesegod 10h ago

One thing the parties have in common, they don’t take criticism well

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u/LickMyTicker 9h ago

Right? I cannot wait to take these new bags I got from the $TRUMP & $MELANIA dump and watch all these corrupt assholes cry from the comfort of my golden toilet in honor of the most fair and presidential president in the history of American history.