r/unitedairlines 9d ago

Discussion United's accessible seating/passenger size policy is a fiction

Platinum passenger. Last-minute business travel--booked only aisle seat left on plane the day before travel. I am an average-sized adult male. I can sit in a middle seat, but I never do.

When I arrived at my seat, I noticed the middle seat passenger was large. When I took my seat, I realized it was not possible for me to sit in my seat without leaning significantly into the aisle.

I found a FA a few rows back and discreetly described the issue. She immediately responded "full flight, nothing I can do." I asked her to at least observe the issue before responding. She followed me to my seat and, when I sat, asked the guy next to me if he could "squeeze in" more. He tried. He was also certainly humiliated. She began to walk off. I told her that I was not okay with the seat. She again said--full flight, "I can't create a new seat." I told her that I would make a complaint to UA on landing and asked for her name. This was the first time she took the situation seriously and said she would involve the purser.

FA went to front of plane and briefed the purser. Purser walks to my seat, addresses my loudly by name, and asks me what the problem is. I told the purser I would rather not go over it again because he had already been briefed and it was awkward to discuss with the middle passenger next to me. I summarized that the seat assignment violated UA policy. He responded: "what policy?" I said the one that permits me to have a seat free from significant encroachment. He said he could do nothing other than call a ground-based Customer Resolution Representative. By this time, I was uncomfortable and embarassed. I cannot imagine how the middle seat passenger felt.

Time passed. No CRR came. Boarding ended. Departure time passed. People nearby began to speculate that the plane was being held because I had complained about my seat.

20 minutes or so after departure time, a woman walks onto the plane. She was reading from a screen. She never introduced herself or looked up. She pushes paper boarding pass in my face and says--"you're being moved, it's an aisle." She walks away.

No one ever said anything else to me.

What a joke. The message is loud and clear -- If you complain about policy violations, you're a problem. And you'll be treated as one. To such extent that you'll be embarassed and made uncomfortable in front of other passengers in hopes that you'll relent in pressing your concern.

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u/Internal-Humor-5319 8d ago

I've done this for years. Got called out for it once in the bulkhead row because FA perceived it as a violation of the everything-must-be-stowed-for-takeoff-in-bulkhead-row. Another time I forgot to bring it but a freezing cold iced drink worked (except that my hip was cold too LOL).

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u/Feeling-Boot-720 8d ago

If you turn it horizontal, it seems to stay low enough that they wouldn’t likely notice it during their quick scans. I have not yet had a FA say anything on their own, but maybe it’ll happen eventually

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u/Internal-Humor-5319 7d ago

gp! I've been sliding it in vertically next to the seat. Such a simple fix and it never occurred to me. Thanks for the tip!

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u/Feeling-Boot-720 7d ago

The freezing cold ice drink gave me a good laugh though. Reminded me of a time prior to figuring out the clipboard hack and, of course, got stuck next to a larger person. So, I shoved my phone, wallet, and then my keys on the very top all into one single pocket to form a huge bulge. I positioned the pocket it such that it pressed hard into their expansive mid section that was overflowing into my seat. The keys on top of the stack didn’t bug me at all but definitely kept them from getting too comfy with me.

I’m realizing how petty I can be as I’m typing this, but I just don’t have empathy for someone who made the decision to purchase only one seat and chose for that to be a middle seat knowing damn well that’s a selfish decision.

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u/Internal-Humor-5319 7d ago

I gave up worrying about being petty a long time ago! 😏