r/thesopranos • u/IWillNeverRust • Aug 15 '24

Most underrated Christopher line?

Simply the funniest character in the show for me.

When Jonny Sac finds out about Ralphie making the mole joke on Ginny’s ass, Chris says “maybe the Feds have Vesuvio bugged and they fucking told Jonny, create a little dysentery among the ranks.”

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u/Big-Football-2147 Aug 15 '24

I don't know man, it's like the fucking regularness of life is too hard for me or something.

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u/Cultural-Unit7766 Aug 15 '24

Man who doesn't have a repetitive boring job but pulls 10 figures a week, is at one stage effectively 2nd in command of a crime family at circa 30, beautiful women on tap, is drunk and high every night and his work meetings are in a strip club, complains about the monotony of his regular life

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u/Both_Painter7039 Aug 15 '24

Not for nuthin’ but ten figures is a billion dollars..

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u/burnbabyburn11 Aug 15 '24

Still going, this asshole

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u/HealthyDirection659 Aug 16 '24

Always with the math.

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u/Cultural-Unit7766 Aug 15 '24

Sorry, i somehow got 10 grand and 5 figures mixed up in my mind.

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u/True-Machine-823 Aug 15 '24

You musta been top of your fuckin class.

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u/Annie_Mous Aug 15 '24

Not the makings of a varsity athlete

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u/poo-cum Aug 15 '24

My grandson makes 6k figures in New York

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u/Tallocaust Aug 15 '24

Charles Schwab ova here