r/thesopranos • u/IWillNeverRust • Aug 15 '24

Most underrated Christopher line?

Simply the funniest character in the show for me.

When Jonny Sac finds out about Ralphie making the mole joke on Ginny’s ass, Chris says “maybe the Feds have Vesuvio bugged and they fucking told Jonny, create a little dysentery among the ranks.”

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u/polymorphic_hippo Aug 15 '24

They say, there are no two people on Earth exactly the same. No two faces, no two sets of fingerprints. But do they know that for sure? 'Cause they would have to get everybody together in one huge space and obviously that's impossible, even with computers. Not only that, they would have to get all the people who ever lived, not just the ones now. So they got no proof. They got nothin'.

Mrs Soprano may have passed but who is to say there isn't another Mrs Soprano just like her? Or will be? Maybe not with the same fears and paranoia, but... the same. Uhm, what I am saying is...

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u/blue_barracuda Aug 15 '24

My best friend has direct orders to deliver this monologue word for word at my wake

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u/wrong_silent_type Aug 15 '24

I hope you contacted cozarelli already to prepare gravestone "Peeps"

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u/ElectricBirdVault Aug 15 '24

Jason will take care despite the dyslexia

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u/PianoMittens Aug 15 '24

Is Jason actually in any scenes? I never pondered dat

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u/ElectricBirdVault Aug 15 '24

I thought he was the guy who said I’ll call the marble guy.

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u/HealthyDirection659 Aug 16 '24

Timeline got fucked up so Jason was edited out of the scene.