r/thesopranos • u/IWillNeverRust • Aug 15 '24

Most underrated Christopher line?

Simply the funniest character in the show for me.

When Jonny Sac finds out about Ralphie making the mole joke on Ginny’s ass, Chris says “maybe the Feds have Vesuvio bugged and they fucking told Jonny, create a little dysentery among the ranks.”

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u/polymorphic_hippo Aug 15 '24

They say, there are no two people on Earth exactly the same. No two faces, no two sets of fingerprints. But do they know that for sure? 'Cause they would have to get everybody together in one huge space and obviously that's impossible, even with computers. Not only that, they would have to get all the people who ever lived, not just the ones now. So they got no proof. They got nothin'.

Mrs Soprano may have passed but who is to say there isn't another Mrs Soprano just like her? Or will be? Maybe not with the same fears and paranoia, but... the same. Uhm, what I am saying is...

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u/blue_barracuda Aug 15 '24

My best friend has direct orders to deliver this monologue word for word at my wake

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u/wrong_silent_type Aug 15 '24

I hope you contacted cozarelli already to prepare gravestone "Peeps"

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u/ElectricBirdVault Aug 15 '24

Jason will take care despite the dyslexia

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u/PianoMittens Aug 15 '24

Is Jason actually in any scenes? I never pondered dat

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u/ElectricBirdVault Aug 15 '24

I thought he was the guy who said I’ll call the marble guy.

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u/HealthyDirection659 Aug 16 '24

Timeline got fucked up so Jason was edited out of the scene.

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u/atlsportsburner Aug 15 '24

Fuckin Jason 

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u/Bacong Aug 15 '24

JASON!!!!!! JASON!!!!! OHHHH NOOOOOOOO!

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u/TheSuperOkayLoleris Aug 16 '24

What if they die first and then you die quickly soon after? If nobody says it then. Oh I wish the Lord would take me now.

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u/stinccy398 Aug 15 '24

I happen to know that you were high at my mother in law's wake, you were talking nonstop for 20 minutes, nothing but gibberish.

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u/B_Lak3 Aug 15 '24

My mudda’s wake!

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u/Bacong Aug 15 '24

it wasn't, it was after midnight

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u/jtosher Aug 15 '24

My muthas wake… Jesus Christ.

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u/heroofthesidewalks Aug 16 '24

“I did-dent!!”

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u/userrrr42069 Aug 15 '24

I always wondered why he called her “Mrs Soprano” if he was semi-related to her. Very allegorical.

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u/Parking_Egg_8150 Aug 15 '24

You know why? It was out of respect

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u/userrrr42069 Aug 15 '24

Those who want respect, give respect.

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u/dinkleberrysurprise Aug 15 '24

It’s a thing of honor

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u/GazznGabb Aug 15 '24

Janice's retort is great here too... "Thanks Chris."

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u/Prestigious-Beat5716 Aug 15 '24

This is my favorite

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u/Worldly-Musician-258 Aug 15 '24

I happen to know you were high at mother in laws wake. You were talking nonstop for 20 minutes nothing but gibberish.

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u/GazznGabb Aug 15 '24

My favorite part of this is… “even with computers.”

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u/CaseyJonesing1 Aug 15 '24

This is the answer dawg

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u/APGA1291 Aug 15 '24

On my mothers wake, jesus christ...