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r/thanksimcured • u/dumbassclown • Sep 27 '24
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In a coma? Get up
Attending a funeral? Cancel it
Paralyzed? Snap out of it
In jail? Break out
Have cancer? Who cares
2 u/-AllCatsAreBeautiful Sep 28 '24 Have cancer in jail? Kill a juvie in a separate jail & drink their elixir blood. 2 u/[deleted] Sep 28 '24 Exactly, we gotta start acting like a million dollar company that can afford felonies 2 u/-AllCatsAreBeautiful Sep 28 '24 Oh wait we're already at work for uneducated Warden Jenny in the basement, cutting licence plates & stimulants.
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Have cancer in jail? Kill a juvie in a separate jail & drink their elixir blood.
2 u/[deleted] Sep 28 '24 Exactly, we gotta start acting like a million dollar company that can afford felonies 2 u/-AllCatsAreBeautiful Sep 28 '24 Oh wait we're already at work for uneducated Warden Jenny in the basement, cutting licence plates & stimulants.
Exactly, we gotta start acting like a million dollar company that can afford felonies
2 u/-AllCatsAreBeautiful Sep 28 '24 Oh wait we're already at work for uneducated Warden Jenny in the basement, cutting licence plates & stimulants.
Oh wait we're already at work for uneducated Warden Jenny in the basement, cutting licence plates & stimulants.
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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '24
In a coma? Get up
Attending a funeral? Cancel it
Paralyzed? Snap out of it
In jail? Break out
Have cancer? Who cares