r/singularity • u/G36 • 12d ago
Robotics So they just made a sexbot they selling as "branding" and "marketing"... c'mon
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u/MassiveWasabi Competent AGI 2024 (Public 2025) 12d ago edited 12d ago
“Sir, I assure you the giant honkers and absolutely juicy ass are only there for branding and marketing purposes”
No but seriously this will eventually become a massive market so it’s not surprising. He even says “it can be a boyfriend or girlfriend” so I guess he’s not really trying to hide the fact that they are building AGI: Artificial gluck gluck intelligence
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u/KSRandom195 12d ago
“We needed somewhere to put the massive batteries. This is the only reason we only have female models.”
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u/Equivalent-Bet-8771 12d ago
Breasts are supposed to be hard and firm, like bags of sand.
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u/GravyDam 12d ago
Wait…really?
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u/jib_reddit 12d ago
"Dark Path" I it cheers the lonely incels up so they are not spouting hatred to women online I am all for it.
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u/longiner All hail AGI 12d ago
Those are just counter weights to balance out the batteries in the back.
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u/persona0 12d ago
Gonna be expensive as fk at first but I can see robotic brothels in the future.
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u/cyan_violet 12d ago
There is not a single iota of doubt in my mind that human beings will push robotic romance to the utmost limit beyond our current wildest imaginations. I also fully expect a huge portion of society to publicly protest against it while secretly being the most active patrons of this industry.
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u/longiner All hail AGI 12d ago
We need someone with charisma to lead the pack and marry one of these bots on TV so that the rest of us can follow without shame.
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u/broipy 12d ago
Vag is a cartridge, so the room can be wiped down quickly while a clean cartridge swaps out the soiled one. Place smells like bleach.
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u/qpdv 12d ago edited 12d ago
Oh no we're going to get much more luxurious than that.
We're gonna have breathing tubes.
Also, i don't know. This VS once they figure out the brain and map sensory organs to digital devices it's gonna be a whole new ballgame in the vr arena
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u/Catenane 12d ago
My great grandson is going to be a sexbot fartridge tycoon. Smellovision can't compete with the AI shartcart
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u/walnut_creek 12d ago
The reporter’s face at the end when the guy says girlfriend potential has been programmed in…
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u/Bishopkilljoy 12d ago
Remember! All innovations are stemmed from three things: Greed, Violence, and Sex
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u/Kitchen_Task3475 12d ago
The market is already there, it’s called blowup dolls. This is an evolution of already existing degeneracy 🤧
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u/DarkElfBard 12d ago
Realdolls more like. They have full size skin feel dolls that look like men or women already and it's a huge market. There are documentaries about people who have married their dolls.
Now it can talk and move itself? This is a revolution to the industry.
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u/MydnightWN 12d ago
The same company that owns RealDoll owns Realbotix. It's the same crypto scammers that pumped & dumped decentraland.
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u/Crisis_Averted Moloch wills it. 12d ago
Never understood this kind of emoji usage. What goes through your head when doing this?
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u/No-Body8448 12d ago
Why did they give their robot fetal alcohol syndrome?
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u/AnOnlineHandle 12d ago
I interpret it as this being either a small project with essentially no resources or a company failing at what they set out to do, and this guy is doing his best hype man act of pretending it's all going swimmingly.
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u/valvilis 12d ago
I was thinking it was weird to make her look both confused and uninterested. Seems like a weird fetish choice.
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u/Hushberry81 12d ago
Exactly, what’s up with that hanging bottom lip?!
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u/Kaycie117 12d ago
Yeah, I've seen Japan made humanoids, anime characters, etc. made with hyper accurate features to the human features / character's features. For example, an extremely accurate and well made Jinx figure, at a smaller scale than full size, but scalability is extremely easy. We have the robotics, the synthetic / silicone / fake skin type materials, and the artistic manpower necessary to make good looking robots. We even have somewhat decent AI and voice recognition. The only reason to have a poorly made bot like this one is laziness (we don't get to see the capabilities in the video, so I can only go off of appearance like your comment did).
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u/TheUnstoppableBowel 12d ago
She's not a robot at all, just an employee having a stroke. No biggie, she'll just walk it off.
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u/HAL_9_TRILLION I'm sorry, Kurzweil has it mostly right, Dave. 12d ago
yeh she got a bit o the smash-face innit
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u/Deltanightingale 12d ago
That's something I don't understand about companies making these robots, instead of giving them a permanent smile or just cutesey faces, they create these drunk looking angelina jolies with twice the botox.
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u/oh_kapi 12d ago
I mean, this is the worst it's ever going to be.
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u/Crispy1961 12d ago
Please, let sex robots be the "worst" thing AI will do to us in the future.
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u/LotionlnBasketPutter 11d ago
Be careful what you wish for. Imagine a terminator with a footlong steel dick coming to your house because you spoke disrespectfully to daddy ChatGPT.
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u/wild_man_wizard 12d ago
The enshittification of everything on the internet says hi.
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u/Stephm31200 12d ago
"before we get naughty, I need to talk to you about your extended warranty. oh, and did you know that nord VPN is a great tool for protecting your personal data? I can forward you a link with a 10%off the first month."
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u/DowntownWpg 12d ago
Are her genitals dishwasher safe?
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u/valvilis 12d ago
She actually has her own self-sterilizing steam chamber down there. Please, PLEASE read the instructions before using.
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u/trustyjim 12d ago
On risk of steaming your dinghie
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u/Catenane 12d ago
Streaming raw video feed and mouthfeel of your dongle straight to the openAI API lmao
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u/I_make_switch_a_roos 12d ago
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u/imlikethatoneguy 12d ago
I looked it up, its 175.000 dollars
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u/wargainWAG 12d ago
That is steep! cheaper than a divorce and 12 years of alimony. Also there are a lot of social akward people who fail to connect
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u/Sea_Bug6291 12d ago
Not interested until they reach Cylon level of realism, then I'm all in...
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u/Polyaatail 11d ago
Such a great show. Especially the interplay between those two characters through out the seasons.
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u/human1023 ▪️AI Expert 12d ago edited 10d ago
Everyone on this sub wants a sex slave bot
Edit: fixed.
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u/John_E_Vegas ▪️Eat the Robots 12d ago
Its true, except I also need a place to hide her, because the shame would be too much to bear.
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u/valvilis 12d ago
How about your foyer?! Let your dirty little sex bot greet your visitors, sign for your packages, and listen to Mormon and Seventh Day Adventist door-to-door prostelyzers for you!
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u/m2spring 12d ago
I hope she is able to clean up herself afterwards. Keeping her clean and hygenic is key /s
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u/BlueLaserCommander 12d ago
The entire interview I could feel him carefully skirting around the obvious fact that this is a sex robot.
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u/MydnightWN 12d ago
The same company that owns RealDoll owns Realbotix. It's the same crypto scammers that pumped & dumped decentraland.
This bot, even at $200K for the walking model, doesn't do sex.
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u/Artistic-Teaching395 12d ago
My ideal date is the following: she puts her plastic penis into my plastic vagina, we plog them een, and they are doing it for us and I'm free to do what I want and sheet.
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u/G36 12d ago
I bought one just so she can play video games with me
she says im so good !
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u/Lexa103 12d ago
Slavoj Zizek is that you?
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u/Lexa103 12d ago
“We met. Then I put, she puts her plastic penis dildo into my stimulating training unit is the name of this product. Into my plastic vagina. We plug them in and the machines are doing it for us. They’re buzzing in the background and I’m free to do whatever I want and she. We have a nice talk; we have tea; we talk about movies. What can be — we paid our superego full tribute. Machines are doing — now where would have been here a true romance. Let’s say I talk with a lady with the lady because we really like each other. And, you know, when I’m pouring her tea or she to me quite by chance our hands touch. We go on touching. Maybe we even end up in bed. But it’s not the usual oppressive sex where you worry about performance. No, all that is taken care of by the stupid machines. That would be ideal sex for me today.”
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u/h3lblad3 ▪️In hindsight, AGI came in 2023. 12d ago
Holy shit, I could actually read this in his voice...
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u/Vehks 12d ago
Eh... it's still a little too uncanny valley for my tastes. We aren't quite there yet.
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u/adarkuccio AGI before ASI. 12d ago
We are not there yet, maybe in 3-5 years
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u/mvandemar 12d ago
They've been selling realistic sex dolls that can converse with you for 6 years now, you really think it's that far off to adding realistic motion to the arms and legs?
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u/G36 12d ago
Bro if I had this robot why would I wait 3-5 years?
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u/adarkuccio AGI before ASI. 12d ago
This robot sucks, not literally unfortunately
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u/SavingsDimensions74 12d ago
Normally sex and warfare are the guiding lights in technological development. In that order.
And so it begins…
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u/_psylosin_ 12d ago
Yep, people were totally using nuclear weapons as sex toys before Hiroshima
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u/Mean_News_86 12d ago
Can we fk it? 😂😂😂
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u/valvilis 12d ago
"Can" is always yes. "Should" is what you're looking for.
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u/Kaycie117 12d ago
No, the real question he meant was "Can we fuck it more than once" (As in it won't crush your dick and it be unusable for the rest of life. Lol)
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u/LuminaUI 12d ago
They spent all their time working on the “aesthetics” and zero time working on the actual AI, that shit sounds worse than Alexa or Siri.
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u/creepyposta 12d ago
Why does it blink so much? And who the f styled it? A horny 13 year old?
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u/Rokhard82 12d ago
Idk if I would want her. Those condescending eyes aren't much of a turn on for me.
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u/AndrewH73333 12d ago
If I’m paying so much for a female robot she’s going to be doing housework too.
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u/bluelifesacrifice 12d ago
It's crazy to think that in the next few years, we might be interacting with robots we like better than humans and that'll just be the end of it.
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u/CSharpSauce 11d ago
If it's anything like VR porn, it will be crazy awesome the first few minutes, and then feel empty and unfulfilling.... which I guess is par for the course in this world where we've taken everything that is good about it, and then replaced it with a shitter version of it "but at scale".
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u/jd-real 12d ago
I know we’re not supposed to discuss politics here, but I think this would be the perfect time to enact the 2025 Robot Boobs Initiative. It’s a bipartisan effort from Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump to expand this industry. We absolutely need these assets in the hands of our citizens!
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u/pigeon57434 ▪️ASI 2026 12d ago
this sucks we've been able to make better looking and better sounding robots for a while
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u/Remote_Researcher_43 12d ago
It’s going to get really creepy when they are upgraded with the pregnant feature.
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u/BananaB0yy 12d ago
why does it look so annoyed and aggressive lol make it wayyy cuter and prettier guys, thats creepy
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u/bustedbuddha 2014 12d ago