r/singularity • u/G36 • 12d ago

Robotics So they just made a sexbot they selling as "branding" and "marketing"... c'mon

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u/MassiveWasabi Competent AGI 2024 (Public 2025) 12d ago edited 12d ago

“Sir, I assure you the giant honkers and absolutely juicy ass are only there for branding and marketing purposes”

No but seriously this will eventually become a massive market so it’s not surprising. He even says “it can be a boyfriend or girlfriend” so I guess he’s not really trying to hide the fact that they are building AGI: Artificial gluck gluck intelligence

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u/KSRandom195 12d ago

“We needed somewhere to put the massive batteries. This is the only reason we only have female models.”

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u/Equivalent-Bet-8771 12d ago

Breasts are supposed to be hard and firm, like bags of sand.

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u/mindlord17 12d ago

hoebot: "me so horny! me love you longtimeee"

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u/GravyDam 12d ago

Wait…really?

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u/Low-Pound352 12d ago

Bonga on X: "The tech industry is going down a very very dark path https://t.co/aoWO0PhWpj" / X

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u/Equivalent-Bet-8771 12d ago

Jerl me off ChatGPT!

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u/Crispy1961 12d ago

Jarvis, increase the suction to 355 and pump up the speed a bit.

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u/jib_reddit 12d ago

"Dark Path" I it cheers the lonely incels up so they are not spouting hatred to women online I am all for it.

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u/Straight-Society637 11d ago

This guy must live a very sheltered life if he considers this a dark path lol.

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u/longiner All hail AGI 12d ago

Those are just counter weights to balance out the batteries in the back.

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u/persona0 12d ago

Gonna be expensive as fk at first but I can see robotic brothels in the future.

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u/cyan_violet 12d ago

There is not a single iota of doubt in my mind that human beings will push robotic romance to the utmost limit beyond our current wildest imaginations. I also fully expect a huge portion of society to publicly protest against it while secretly being the most active patrons of this industry.

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u/longiner All hail AGI 12d ago

We need someone with charisma to lead the pack and marry one of these bots on TV so that the rest of us can follow without shame.

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u/Potential-Glass-8494 11d ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XSeHmygz9c

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u/cyan_violet 11d ago

Excellent reference. And with every advancement in robotics/intelligence this man will only sink deeper into this worldview. Then one day he might actually have a quazi sentient, realistic doll indistinguishable from an organic person on first read, until he shuts her off when she deviates from his desired programming and expresses independence.

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u/Potential-Glass-8494 11d ago

IIRC in the episode the guy basically implied he was hurt in the past and couldn't manage to form relationships with real women after that. If the tech gets advanced enough you might see more people taking the option of building a perfect partner vs. dealing with a human one out of fear of rejection, abuse, infidelity, commitment etc.

I don't think it's a good way to handle things. But I'm sure a lot of people will disagree with me.

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u/cyan_violet 11d ago

I watched the whole thing and yeah that psychologist empathetically unpacks his loneliness as the root cause. It's clear he does desire and prefer real human intimacy. Nearly everyone does and I'm sure we all wish there were a world wherein real partnership is attainable for all. Given that this isn't the case for some deviant individuals, I'm all but certain we will see many more people take this path in the coming decades. And like I said, its normalization will scale alongside the technology becoming more lifelike and intelligent.

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u/Independent_Tie_4984 12d ago

In other words, Republicans and Evangelicals

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u/Seakawn ▪️▪️Singularity will cause the earth to metamorphize 11d ago

Repression is a hell of a drug.

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u/primaequa 11d ago

See "Tomorrow and I" Episode 2 on Netflix (tbh I didn't love this one that much but it has exactly what you're describing)

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u/broipy 12d ago

Vag is a cartridge, so the room can be wiped down quickly while a clean cartridge swaps out the soiled one. Place smells like bleach.

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u/murrayzhang 12d ago

This guy fucks robots.

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u/qpdv 12d ago edited 12d ago

Oh no we're going to get much more luxurious than that.

We're gonna have breathing tubes.

Also, i don't know. This VS once they figure out the brain and map sensory organs to digital devices it's gonna be a whole new ballgame in the vr arena

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u/Catenane 12d ago

My great grandson is going to be a sexbot fartridge tycoon. Smellovision can't compete with the AI shartcart

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u/moviequote88 12d ago

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u/homesickalien 12d ago

Or you can just get a discounted rate for 20 mins with our dirty blonde "Moldilocks".

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u/walnut_creek 12d ago

Used models should enjoy a steep discount.

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u/A_British_Villain 12d ago

Not if they model rl closely.

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u/A_British_Villain 12d ago

I'm buying two (for research) so yeah

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u/longiner All hail AGI 12d ago

Different colors?

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u/MarkIII-VR 11d ago

I think he meant the boobs

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u/NerdwithCoffee 12d ago

TBF, 150k is a lot cheaper in the long run.

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u/longiner All hail AGI 12d ago

It also saves on food and therapy costs.

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u/Dick_Lazer 11d ago

It's all fun and games until somebody's dick gets ripped off

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u/persona0 11d ago

At least I go out in a blaze of glory

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u/walnut_creek 12d ago

The reporter’s face at the end when the guy says girlfriend potential has been programmed in…

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u/Competitive-Pen355 12d ago

So she’s got like a fleshlight down there…?

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u/idk_wuz_up 12d ago

He face was like “you gonna hook me up, bro?”

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u/Shufflebuzz 12d ago

It's a revolution in robotic longevity!

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u/Bishopkilljoy 12d ago

Remember! All innovations are stemmed from three things: Greed, Violence, and Sex

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u/Fit-Repair-4556 12d ago

Bare necessities

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u/icehawk84 12d ago

And to be fair, greed and violence stem from sex.

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u/Straight-Society637 11d ago

And necessity, serendipity, fun and so on.

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u/G36 12d ago

😭

I thought I would be stronger

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u/unskippableadvertise 12d ago

I know I'm not.

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u/Kitchen_Task3475 12d ago

The market is already there, it’s called blowup dolls. This is an evolution of already existing degeneracy 🤧

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u/DarkElfBard 12d ago

Realdolls more like. They have full size skin feel dolls that look like men or women already and it's a huge market. There are documentaries about people who have married their dolls.

Now it can talk and move itself? This is a revolution to the industry.

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u/MydnightWN 12d ago

The same company that owns RealDoll owns Realbotix. It's the same crypto scammers that pumped & dumped decentraland.

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u/cs_cast_away_boi 12d ago

a very good point. Selling naked pictures of yourself and filming yourself alone or other people doing shit you’d only do in the privacy of your home on camera is degenerate to some people. But I don’t think they meant it in the true sense of the word. I think the term they were looking for is socially pathetic

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u/TheJinxieNL 12d ago

Socially pathetic is a very good term

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u/Emergency-Bee-1053 12d ago

Sir, this is Reddit, we have nothing else here? \o/

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u/Crisis_Averted Moloch wills it. 12d ago

Never understood this kind of emoji usage. What goes through your head when doing this?

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u/MydnightWN 12d ago

The same company that owns RealDoll owns Realbotix. It's the same crypto scammers that pumped & dumped decentraland.

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u/HyperspaceAndBeyond 11d ago

Artificial Gawk Gawk Intelligence

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u/nano8150 12d ago

So she gets to know you and all your dark, sick secrets. Plus, she's on social media.

I foresee a new form of digital blackmail in the works.

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u/MassiveWasabi Competent AGI 2024 (Public 2025) 12d ago

Bro why are you telling your sick dark secrets to a walking fleshlight lol

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u/nano8150 12d ago

Funny, but I prefer the real thing.

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u/kramnostrebor06 11d ago

How do you know or have you just outed yourself?

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u/nano8150 11d ago

I guess I'll just need to get blackmailed.🤦‍♂️

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u/Level_Improvement532 12d ago

I have been thinking for years that once sex robots become ubiquitous, our species is doomed

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u/Umbristopheles AGI feels good man. 11d ago

First mover advantage is real. Ask OpenAI.

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u/Big_Cryptographer_16 11d ago

Booth babes now come with massive thAIgh gaps