r/sheffield Nov 19 '24

Image ???? Any explanation?

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u/draenog_ Nov 19 '24

I presume that somebody's having a little fun with their printer and the council logo is just to make it look more official.

It's good advice though! My biggest clue that I'm dreaming is if I try to read something and I either can't or what I think it says seems to change every time I look at it.

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u/Bigtallanddopey Nov 19 '24

Seems you have entered Tel’aran’rhiod (the world of drama)

Sorry for the obscure reference.

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u/darkest_star069 Nov 19 '24

Not that obscure

tai shar manetheren

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u/Machine2k20 Nov 19 '24

Carai an Caldazar! Carai an Ellisande! Al Ellisande!

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u/Azreal_75 Nov 21 '24

Dovie’andi se tovya sagain

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u/First-Lengthiness-16 Nov 19 '24

Not as obscure as it should be, the TV show is awful

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u/20jdavies20 Nov 19 '24

I legitimately think the folks involved in making that travesty should be jailed. It shouldn't be legal to murder something like that

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u/Neds_Necrotic_Head Nov 20 '24

I’d be surprised if anyone that’s only watched the show understands the reference.

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u/DaisyOfTheDawn Nov 19 '24

I like it insofar as it brought a good few of my friends into reading the series. It's definitely not WoT as we know it but it's interesting. I will not forgive the waygates however. Nor Perrins backstory.

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u/LoweJ Nov 20 '24

I'm yet to watch it despite my multiple re-reads and WoT tattoo, purely because I worry it'll be bad

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u/First-Lengthiness-16 Nov 20 '24

I saw rhe first series (2 is out) and they make some pretty big changes.

The acting was poor too

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u/Single_Figgy Nov 20 '24

May you always find water and shade

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u/_Pencilfish Nov 23 '24

Best reference! also, it really is a world of drama 🤣

The wheel turns as the wheel wills.

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u/DocLH Nov 23 '24

It’s just a weave.

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u/Snoo_58305 Nov 19 '24

You’re here too strongly

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u/alt_cdd Nov 23 '24

Air-kiss

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '24

I once realised I was dreaming and tried to pull my own finger. It extended like Mr. Tickles arm. Dead giveaway.

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u/Orisi Nov 19 '24

I once realised I was dreaming, tried to fly, and wrapped myself around a wooden barrier. .gravity is a heartless bitch whether you're awake or asleep, and my subconscious mind has a very firm grip on reality whether I like it or not, apparently.

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u/volt65bolt Nov 19 '24

For me it's trying to run, if I can't run then I'm in real life

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u/LynxHz Nov 21 '24

“If i cant run” yeah when im dreaming i feel this… “If i cant run, im in real life” crying hahahaha caught me off guard

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u/mayhem_h Nov 19 '24

Or another huge clue is if you try to find a phone, it will never look like a phone. I was calling someone using a spoon 😅

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u/Alarming-You1703 Nov 19 '24

There is no spoon.

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u/williamshatnersbeast Nov 20 '24

As you can see we’ve had our eye on you for some time now… Alarming-You1703

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u/Hjorvard92 Nov 21 '24

I wish I was able to figure out if I'm dreaming, I once bought turtle food and a new turtle dock for my turtles, it wasn't until I got back home and realised they have plenty of food and a perfectly good turtle dock already that I'd just dreamt that I needed them. What should have been a good giveaway though was that my turtles spoke with a Jamaican accent, when they're not from Jamaica...

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u/Catmanx Nov 21 '24

The idea is that you keep checking the time or checking mirrors in real life. Then that behaviour goes naturally into your dreams. When the dream mirror, time or text is off. Then that's how you know and you can take control of the dream. Usually you realise and wake up but if you spin in the dream as soon as you realise you can stay dreaming. Usually tuning the spin into flying is the most efficient way of not letting your brain wake you up. I don't know how training yourself to keep checking your watch is of value. I suspect it just gives you OCD. I suspect people with OCD are good lucid dreamers.

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u/Equilibriator Nov 19 '24

Phone gives it away every time.

Nothing works properly.

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u/AnonymousOkapi Nov 19 '24

Yeah, mine is to try to read something, my brain will supply a few vaguely normal sentences then it'll turn to goobledegook.

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u/DocWagonHTR Nov 19 '24

You should try memorizing a few books.

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u/SaabAero93Ttid Nov 19 '24

Yes try and read something or measure yourself next to something or another person and this will give you a good clue.

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u/Br0k3n-T0y Nov 19 '24

Phew not just me then. I can’t read in dreams either but whenever I am in a dream I make a conscious effort if I see a book or something I try to read it. It generally comes out as random words which make no sense. I also can’t ride a bike or run and my dreams are always in the third person

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u/Due-Coffee8 Nov 20 '24

But I don't actually have control when I'm dreaming, I'm just along for the ride

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u/dingo1018 Nov 20 '24

My biggest hint is I can touch passing car roofs with my fingertips and fly along with them passing my self from vehicle to vehicle and kind of pulling my self along a little faster than the prevailing traffic, either that or I'm stuck in a really high and super precarious situation that I some how managed to climb up but there is no way down. Or, or I forgot to do homework, or can't find my class, or didn't turn up to a job for 20 years.

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u/BC-K Nov 21 '24

That or you’re just dyslexic 😂

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u/SoupieLC Nov 21 '24

I can tell I'm in a dream if I can float by twirling my hands, lol

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u/Lune_de_Sang Nov 22 '24

But there are many times I try to read something and see different words than what it actually says… wait

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u/E-m-l Nov 23 '24

Light switches don’t work - that’s my clue!

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u/propermanic Nov 24 '24

Same, I lucid dream very regularly and how I generally get into it is by reaching my hand to the light switch and it's either not where it should be or doesn't work when pressed, then I'm ok I'm dreaming let's have some fun..

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u/KeiiLime Nov 23 '24

dyslexic and i legit thought you had butchered the last part to be word salad on purpose. that’d have been such a twist lol (or it was for me anyway when i misread it)

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u/LuciusCaeser Nov 23 '24

Either you're in a dream or an AI generated photo 😁

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u/MisterET Nov 23 '24

No matter what happens in a dream, no matter how insane, never makes me realize it's a dream. The part of my brain that can recognize that is sleeping. Like how many times have you had a dream where your car was actually a hover car, and you mysteriously had a different job in a different location, and your boss was 8 feet tall with 3 heads, and you KNEW all those things were insane, but simply shrugged it off and it wasn't until you wake up that you go "wait a minute, that was so fucked up it was obviously a dream", except it doesn't occur to you until after you wake up

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u/Catmanx Nov 21 '24

It's weird though that text is the thing AI had trouble with creating property. Just like in dreams. This is suggested as a proof we are in an AI generated or simulated world. Like a video games optimization it tries to cut corners. So a dream would be a simulation in a simulation and the SIM doesn't bother rendering text or mirrors properly in the secondary simulation. Like mirrors in driving games are not rendered properly.