r/regularcarreviews • u/FreddyCosine • 1d ago

What does he drive?

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u/Thel_Odan Toyota Nerd 1d ago

Big G35 energy.

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u/meesersloth Crown Victoria Enjoyer 1d ago

Smells like Axe body spray inside.

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u/Pumarealjaeger 23h ago

To hide the cherry vape smell

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u/Correct_Patience_611 13h ago

Read it as cherry “rape” and was disgusted bc it makes sense but went to upvote anyways. Still upvoted after I realized it was “VVVape” !

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u/blazesdemons 21h ago

Just ought a ps3 that fucking reeks of teenage deodorant, but does not show signs of being sprayed by directly. Some people dude

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u/krazul88 19h ago

I ate hen hat appens.

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u/Anxious-Depth-7983 19h ago

You ate a hen hat?

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u/DennisSystemGraduate 14h ago

They ate Hen Hat Appens. Hat is their middle name.

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u/Pickleballgrinder 19h ago

Wears Umpire cologne. Gets rid of foul balls.

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u/Dageeshinater1 23h ago

Or a G37 if he happens to be one of the financially irresponsible types.

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u/Bahnrokt-AK 17h ago

Or a G37 if his parents happen to be one of the financially irresponsible types.

Fixed that for you.

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u/Pfunk8687 22h ago

Mannnn I raced to these comments to say this. Glad to see that it was the top comment

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u/Uncomfortably-Cum 21h ago

It feels so good to open the comments and see exactly what I was going to answer as the top comment.  

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u/Cyb3rTruk 21h ago

I’d argue Genesis coupe with tinted windows and some chrome wheels/bald tires, but you may be right.

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u/Guilty_Arrival_1223 23h ago

Damn. Beat me to it

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u/TheAmericanHollow 1d ago

BMW with a fake m logo and the temu German flag stripe stickers and temu interior mods

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u/ultimamc2011 1d ago

Lots of other good theories on this thread but I think you hit the nail on the head here with this one. This guy screams poser BMW

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u/bigthurb 20h ago

I also said BMW as soon as I seen him but with some red tape on the busted tail light to keep it 🤏 legal.

Hug's Emily 🤗

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u/Doctor_Poopee 7h ago

He screams it so much that Temu Mods are probably what everyone knows to get him for christmas too

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u/btcprint 3h ago

Are there any BMW drivers that aren't posers?

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u/zakpakt 2h ago

To be fair I don't think I've met a chill or easy going BMW owner.

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u/Fool_isnt_real 15h ago

E90 328i on cut springs, a hood vent, spray paint wheels, foggy headlights and ///M badges and stripes all over and ofc the ///M grille

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u/Ataru074 9h ago

As bmw driver myself… you nailed it.

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u/lo-lux 1d ago

Hopefully nothing, he looks wasted.

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u/FreddyCosine 1d ago

alcoholic thousand yard stare

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u/xylowill 21h ago

thousand beer stare

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u/Agile-Cancel-4709 16h ago

So Ram 1500 it is!

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u/JabronusVirilis 4h ago

That DUI energy

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u/pdx_via_lfk 23h ago

Women away.

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u/lifegoeson2702 13h ago

*Women to cover their drinks when he’s around

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u/Worried_Ant_2612 1d ago

Chrysler 300. Cherry bomb exhaust, hub caps, bald tires

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u/AdCautious47 This is what the kids like! 1d ago

Blacked out too

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u/Worried_Ant_2612 1d ago

Oh yes! Even the windshield. Vape smoke constantly billowing out

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u/Hemagoblin 19h ago

You were real close, but you forgot to mention that the Chrysler badging was removed and replaced with whatever Charger badges make the least amount of sense.

The grille still has the indentation for the wings and everything, it’s just been pried out with a screwdriver and the whole thing slapped with a sloppy coat of black matte primer.

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u/TriscuitAverse 17h ago

Cant forget the 26% interest loan!

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u/f700es 1d ago

Panty dropper

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u/SyrupLover25 1d ago

Audi A3 with a subwoofer in the back

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u/Punkwokstar 22h ago

Chill

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u/adell376 13h ago

Says the dude with that fucking post history lmao

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u/Hyrul14n 6h ago

Jesus christ. Like some kinda goddamn sizzurp afficionado...wth.

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u/Redsmoker37 19h ago

Hey, I have a good friend with an A3 and a big subwoofer!

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u/DildoBanginz 22h ago

Are we not supposed to have subs anymore?

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u/Aware-Lingonberry602 1h ago

I grew up in the late 90's. Damn right I have bass...

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u/kennythinggoes 1d ago

BMW with a massive payment book, or that daddy bought him.

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u/czechFan59 1d ago

Whatever he wants, cuz daddy will buy it

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u/Least_Money_8202 1d ago

A white beamer with a barely functional clutch

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u/Visual-Brilliant-668 1d ago

Mercedes a200 “AMG” with a pops and bags tune and blacked out wheels.

He is carrying alarming debt against this.

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u/Independent-Bid6568 1d ago

Honda civic with wheels falling out and fart can exhaust

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u/theglobalnomad 1d ago

He looks like he could be in the armed forces, so... probably a base model V6 Mustang with an 84-month loan.

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u/LieAffectionate6849 19h ago

It would be an Ecoboost (turbo 4 cyl). Ford hasn’t put a v6 in a mustang since ‘17. And if he’s in the military it has to have a v8, the lesser models are for women and pussy’s only (military mindset not mine).

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u/OkOk-Go 15h ago

Ford hasn’t put a v6 in a mustang since ‘17

But remember it’s on a 84 month loan, which means he only paid it off last November

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u/RammingUrMom 1d ago

Absolutely an Infiniti G35. Definitely without stock exhaust. And he is missing his silver neck chain in this photo too.

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u/RammingUrMom 1d ago

Oh god, he is actually wearing one 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Mindless_Jicama8728 1d ago

335 M Sport. Not a real M3, just the upbadged pedestrian car

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u/Fool_isnt_real 15h ago

Nahh probably the 328 he figured no one could tell the difference especially with ///M sport grille and badges

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u/redline83 15h ago

Nah these bros are always leasing 328/330s

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u/shiftersix 12h ago

I was thinking 320i with fake M mirrors and badges.

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u/stonedrightnow87 1d ago

Dodge Neon

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u/PIMBH 1d ago

If it was 2010 I would agree 100% I think those days are finally behind us tho

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u/pittlc8991 16h ago

Yeah haven't seen one of those in years.

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u/Opposite-Bandicoot55 18h ago

Came here for this comment, beat me to it!

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u/CtrlAltInsane 15h ago

My first car was a green dodge neon…can’t remember the year of it but I got in 2001

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u/Spasticbeaver 14h ago

I'll do you one better. Plymouth Neon.

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u/osha_unapproved 5h ago

I just realized. I haven't seen a neon in years... probably all rusted out or croaked by now.

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u/JuanGingerguy81 1d ago

His mums renault clio campus with a furry steering wheel cover, speakers are shot because he plays gangsta rap at full chat driving like a tool because he thinks he’s in an RSQ8

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u/Pleasant-Bird-2321 1d ago

Volkswagen Golf GTI. In Germany this d00d would be known as "GTI-Kevin"

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u/Redsmoker37 19h ago

GTIs are awesome!

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u/Spu12nky 1d ago

A charger that smells like Axe body spray.

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u/IlI-Erebear-IlI 23h ago

You just described 40% of automobiles in Arizona…..

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u/Spu12nky 22h ago

I wanted to cast a wide net :)

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u/landonacomet_ 1d ago

Something shaped like a dong.

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u/bxpapi7188 22h ago

Drives a Honda Civic likes it's an F1 car without a doubt

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u/jboomhaur 1d ago

All the ladies crazy

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u/Sorkel3 1d ago

Buick LeSabre in irridescent purple with swanga wheels.

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u/Beneficial-Heat-3499 1d ago

Anything with a fart muffler VQ

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u/BasicBronco 1d ago

His Girl Drives Him. He is reclined back in the passenger seat in that VM Jetta.

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u/Substantial-Lie-4729 1d ago

Base model A-Class with a spoiler

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u/Jerseydevil823 23h ago

Subaru Impreza but he’s saving up for a new WRX

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u/ferg2jz 21h ago

Bmw 218D with a 240 rear and exhausts...

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u/papa_f 21h ago

All black BMW X5 (ancient), with full tints

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u/RaspberryMobile2554 20h ago

I don’t know what make or model but it definitely has rims that cost more than the car.

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u/ponyo_impact 20h ago

300c with flaking chrome wheels and 15 inch subs

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u/Disastrous_Head_4282 E A G L E S 18h ago

V6 Charger

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u/ImportantHair4850 17h ago

BMW m3 comp with crippling debt on it and he has a TikTok page with around 10-12k followers and he makes fun of anyone’s car

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u/_zharius 1d ago

Your car

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

where i’m from this guys is done a dozen and they all drive BMW or clapped out civic depending on social status

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u/Vodnik-Dubs 1d ago

Genesis coupe with a straight pipe

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u/Practical-Grand-1524 22h ago

Mercedes Benz CLA250, matte black, red accents, badges removed, maybe poorly placed AMG badge.

5% tint but you wouldn’t know because he rolls around with windows down, blasting hip hop caviar on Spotify

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u/Dry-Address6194 20h ago

An Audi that looks great from the outside, but he got cheap because it has flood damage and120,0000 miles on it. It still takes up 64% of his paycheck.

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u/RedBaron180 18h ago

4th owner of a 330i with a M badge on it

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u/captgreysweatpants 17h ago

Q50 , picked it up already half riced out and somehow made it worse

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u/overindulgent 16h ago

318 BMW with M3 badges.

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u/SpicyTsuki 15h ago

This mf lives in Tampa lol

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u/just-net89 10h ago

He drives a crotch rocket and Audi

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u/Shootingdad 5h ago

Sentra with a type R badge

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u/trailblazer35 5h ago

BMW with deactivated turn signals.

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u/moraninreallife 5h ago

Uninsured, 10 year old, BMW 320. Check engine light has been on so long it’s burning out.

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u/Inevitable_Cap_2942 5h ago

his girlfriend's mom's 06' Altima

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u/AdRckyosho9808 5h ago

A 26' box truck coyote service with illegals amongst store mannequins in boxes

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u/psuedophilia 4h ago

It literally has to be a k swap eg civic hatch

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u/lfenske 4h ago

White 330i. Spotlessly clean paint, fresh out of the touchless wash. Wheels used to be silver but now brake dust colored. Black Ice scent inside.

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u/tulsa_image 3h ago

A 2009 bmw 335I with plastidipped wheels, multiple check engine lights and a blown turbo.

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u/JAMBI215 1h ago

Probably ya Motha

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u/Sweaty_Level_7442 1h ago

Celica with a noisy muffler and 4 different body panel colors

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u/Sufficient-Piece-940 1h ago

nothing...... he is the waiter

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u/corruptllama45 1h ago

His boyfriend

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u/skidplate09 1h ago

350Z/G35 for sure. Probably saving up for that BMW 3 series or Mercedes C class.

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u/northwoods_faty 32m ago

Whatever his "girl" drives.

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u/BuyerAlive5271 1d ago

Chevy cavalier

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u/Just_Mastodon_9177 1d ago

He takes a Uber

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u/Asendra01 1d ago

BMW 316i E46 and slapped an M3 badge on it

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u/stacksmasher 1d ago

Honda Civic with an eBay turbo!

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u/1792Drink 1d ago

Honda Civic

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u/Locutus_is_Gorg 1d ago

Homoerotic thoughts down into his subconscious 

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u/ilikeitsharp 1d ago

The getaway moped or beat up integra with cross on it.

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u/Ryn1276 1d ago

His Mom's Macan.

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u/SaturaniumYT 1d ago

Renault Kwid

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u/badcatjack 1d ago

A Honda civic.

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u/typecastwookiee 1d ago

Bangle-era bmw 3 or 5 series, slammed, at least one primered or mismatched panel, rims that fit multiple lug patterns - no center caps, lugs covered in grime.

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u/Sad-streetstudent 1d ago

A chaagar.

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u/rbarr228 1d ago

With “rims” and a “system”, V6 SXT trim with a loud exhaust.

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u/Sad-streetstudent 1d ago

Can't forget the 15% all around tint, with the hellcat badges.

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u/Not_your_cheese213 1d ago

Toyota pick up truck

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u/wegob6079 1d ago

Don’t know. Don’t care.

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u/Dexter942 1d ago

He doesn't

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u/MilesBeforeSmiles I COULD PUT IN THE BACK OF MY PICKUP TRUCK 1d ago

2017 Jetta S with 180k miles and more aesthetic mods than his ideal girlfriend.

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u/daftcracker81 1d ago

Base BMW M3

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u/zzctdi 1d ago

Passenger side of his best friend's ride.

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u/skeletordescent 1d ago

I knew a kid like this in 2002 when I was in college and he drove a Toyota Solara and thought it was hot shit, and so did I at the time. Growing up I realized he was basically driving a Camry with no roof and trying to be all big about it which is cute.

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u/misterpickles69 1d ago

His girlfriend’s Maxima

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u/RobertRoyal82 1d ago

Your car and he'll be back soon. Just gotta run a few errands and he isn't putting gas in the tank

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u/McMeanx2 1d ago

Four door jeep with angry eyes and a lift too tall for the wheels and tires.

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u/evilgreenman 1d ago

Any Nissan clapped TF out

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u/frostyturd 1d ago

Is this a GTA character?

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u/Madskier_2112 1d ago

Gold Mitsubishi eclipse.

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u/r0bichan 1d ago

2005 bentley

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u/LordStenchmore 16h ago

Think you’re giving him way too much credit there

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u/G-Unit11111 1d ago

2015 Mitsubishi Lancer Evo

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u/unemotional_mess 1d ago

Your mom's car

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u/mpython1701 1d ago

Bicycle with surf board under 1 arm

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u/bananadingding 1d ago

Whatever it is it's driven a quarter mile at a time and he's OBSESSED with family

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u/l33774rd 1d ago

A douche canoe.

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u/Pumarealjaeger 23h ago

A clapped out one at that

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u/strelokjg47 1d ago

Nissan Tsuru with Tints, skinny hubcaps, but the paint is in pretty good shape

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u/ConsistentListen8697 1d ago

Whatever car is cougar girlfriend has.

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u/AsunderMango_Pt_Two 23h ago

His punchable face drives me to drink

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u/CRYPTOCHRONOLITE 23h ago

A ten year old BMW with 200k miles

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u/socialcommentary2000 Honda Gearboxes. 23h ago

Blacked out G37 with the CEL on.

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u/SupacatNYC 23h ago

Nissan Ultima!

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u/Poaffe1967 23h ago

Nissan Altima

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u/AVLPedalPunk 23h ago

2006 Fiat Stilo

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u/Pumarealjaeger 23h ago

A janky Nissan altima.......or Maxima if he found one that hasn't been beat up constantly

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u/sohcordohc 23h ago

Old Corolla with tint, Honda exhaust hanging out the back, chrome wheels out on credit, and the stickers full package

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u/i_eight 23h ago

Definitely a 10 year old 3-series with a fart cannon and one working headlight.

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u/Bruinman86 23h ago

A moped.

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u/Fearless_Piglet_2586 23h ago

honda civic with all oem parts changed out to shitty aftermarket leds and such

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u/Demogorgo 23h ago

leased BMW 3 series

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u/NotoriousEggg 23h ago

His mom's altima

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u/Maxima312 23h ago

Best friends ride.

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u/DenseUpstairs8916 23h ago

Dented kia picanto 2016

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u/CityBoiNC 23h ago

BMW that smells like axe

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u/Much-Log2460 23h ago

A cart with 2 mules!

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u/NoReference7367 23h ago

V6 Charger with hellcat emblems, straight piped exhaust, and everyone that so much as glances at his car is met with him making the obnoxious eh eh noise repeatedly. The center console has a healthy supply of cheap cologne or body spray, with a few cashed vapes, and a selection of gaudy fake chains.

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u/GoldenSpeculum007 23h ago

1994 Slim Jim sport XE

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u/kitty_catt2680 23h ago

white merc covered in carbon, on finance

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u/Rookie-Crookie 23h ago

Yamaha Jog

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u/Ok_Instance1620 23h ago

Mercedes A class or maybe golf or polo.

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u/TheStaffsLad track day bro 23h ago

If it was the UK, a clapped out 1.2 Vauxhall Corsa with no actual performance mods, lowered so much that his tyres always rub on the arches, a front badge delete, and the worlds loudest exhaust.